Unexplained Bruising on Stomach

[Tricen]

Maybe she got fucked so hard by a guy with a big dick, it punched her stomach from the inside.

[Antithesis]

I can't wait till Shiro get's his PHD so we can have a real Doctor on the forums. Oh boy! Oh boy! What a day that will be!

[Kuya]

Shiro already has a Ph.D. on being delicious.

[Weeks]

If no history of liver disease or hepatitis, ask your primary care doctor to run cbc ptt cmp tests (blood work)

Yeah, then find a new doctor because that one now thinks you're a pushy asshole and is not going to listen to you ever again. Not saying you shouldn't have unexplained abdominal bruising checked out, but never tell your doctor what to order unless you have an equivalent degree.

[Ryukus]

It's never lupus.

Maybe it's a tumor.

Obligatory "ITS NOT A TUMA."

Now that's over with, you're probably fine. I'd go to doc if you get more.

[Olo401]

Hey at least you can pay your medical bills with chickens..

[Pyro]

Yeah, then find a new doctor because that one now thinks you're a pushy asshole and is not going to listen to you ever again. Not saying you shouldn't have unexplained abdominal bruising checked out, but never tell your doctor what to order unless you have an equivalent degree.

Or they could just ASK the doctor instead of telling them what to do as you implied.

[Weeks]

Don't ASK your doctor for specific labwork either. WebMD is not an appropriate substitute for medical school and 3-8 years of residency training.

[ZarakiKujata]

but never tell your doctor what to order unless you have an equivalent degree.

None of the MDs I know are rude enough to tell other MDs what to order for them if they are a patient. Even they politely ask.