how do you feel when you poop

[Vajra]

also, what was the best poop that you've taken.

I know some people say it feels good. Sometimes I feel like I'm about to go Super Saiyajin though, when constipation rolls around.

[Cream Soda]

Hard choice. I've taken many a great shit.

[Meat]

I feel bad for my mom's chest.

[Seanr]

i like the act of doing this.

[Vajra]

When on the can though, only thing I can think about is feeling defenseless. I mean if some ninja assassin jumps through the window while it's open (in order to release the smelly smells outside) how will I defend myself?!?! Also if a quake happens, then I guess I'll have a crappy exit, cause I know I ain't stayin in da house to get crushed while taking a poop.

P.S. I've been trying to stop cursing on the internets, so you can insert curse words where you see them fit lol, don't harass me for being a wuss or something .

[Ragnell]

How does it feel when you're getting the fuck out?

[Vajra]

How does it feel when you're getting the fuck out?

Hey man, are u black in real life, cause I am friend of all black people, except for drug heads though, I HATE drug heads...

[Shiroikage]

it's gay to like pooping

[Ragnell]

Hey man, are u black in real life, cause I am friend of all black people, except for drug heads though, I HATE drug heads...

[Vajra]

it's gay to like pooping

Who said I liked it, I'm askin you guys lol...With that said, lets let the thread die, since no one likes me in Spam for some reason.

[Not Kuno]

pooped out

[#686578]

How does it feel when you're getting the fuck out?

^

[#686578]

Also it feels like pooping you faggot. Takes 90 seconds to pull trousers down, shit, wipe your ass, and wash your hands. It's uneventful and doesnt feel like anything.

[Colenzo]

like a fag, thats why I take fast shits

[Mertron]

if you like pooping, are you gay in reverse?

[Blarg]

if you read the bible while pooping you can't be gay because jesus protects your butthole from getting gay

[Kiarax]

I got cheered on whilst I popped a couple days ago.

[Kiarax]

Felt pretty great. Could have done without the BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ though.

[Blarg]

omg kia, that was sound from the world cup, no one was cheering you on

what an embarrassing mistake

I would be so embarrassed about that

[Blarg]

I'm going to tell the prime minister about this embarrassment