Sucker Punch (MC: 33, RT: 22%)

[Dryr]

It's 3/4 naked jailbait, go to see that and nothing more.

[Souj]

Noone's close to being naked and noone's close to being jailbait. On top of that, most the girls aren't even great looking.
As much as I think Sucker Punch wasn't a bad movie, the above statement is retarded.

[Tyrath]

I went in with my brain shut off, and it was okay. I wish they had just made a full length movie about a mercenary group of girls taking on bizarre enemies rather than that just be a hallucination or whatever, but meh. Those 40 minutes of CGI were at least enjoyable to watch.

[Saivan]

Nice eye candy but the choreography (or lack thereof) killed it for me. Giant Samurai scene had my hopes high, then it all came crashing down.

[Rhinox]

In the theater one hour in. Holy shit this movie is terrible.


So terrible I'm Checking bg during the dragon scene

[Kaslo]

In the theater one hour in. Holy shit this movie is terrible.


So terrible I'm Checking bg during the dragon scene

Get back to watching Point God videos!

[Rhinox]

Okay at the end and didn't think this movie could get any worse.



I was wrong.


Three things annoyed me

1. Main chick looked like Paris Hilton so right away if wanted bad thing to happen to her

2. Soundtrack was epicly bad. I mean at one point in wish I was born deaf so I would've been spared.

3. Actions scenes were too long and purpose less other than to keep people from leaving

4. Plot was terrible. I don't need much of a plot to trick my Brain to shutoff but this was bad.

5. Only good looking of the band of horse faces was sweet pea


Ok I lied its more

[Rhinox]

Can't edit and I premature submitulated

6. This movie could have been so much better but Zack Snyder insists upon itself and wanted to be dark just to be edgy.

7. He took good elements of video games omnimusha, killzone dragon age and mass effect and pretty much ruined my memory of those video games.

8. Did I mention the horse faces?

[Kaslo]

7. He took good elements of video games omnimusha, killzone dragon age and mass effect and pretty much ruined my memory of those video games.

OMG this does pretty much sum up the movie... It's like he had a very high gamer write the story.

[Rhyis.]

2. Soundtrack was epicly bad. I mean at one point in wish I was born deaf so I would've been spared.

Bjork - Army of Me is a classic, son.

[Rhinox]

Good news everyone


after the disaster that was Sucker Punch I had to watch a good movie to rinse out the horribleness so I saw Source Code.


It worked.

Bjork - Army of Me is a classic, son.

Any person that claims a soundtrack that features Bjork outside of movies made in Iceland should be summarily executed for polluting the gene pool.

[Dimmauk]

Bjork - Army of Me is a classic, son.

That song gets chicks wet.

[Rhinox]

That song gets chicks wet.

why? cause they run to the pool to drown themselves after hearing it?

[Rhyis.]

That song gets chicks wet.

I'm pretty sure all Bjork songs turn chicks into lesbians actually.

[Tyrath]

2. Soundtrack was epicly bad. I mean at one point in wish I was born deaf so I would've been spared.

3. Actions scenes were too long and purpose less other than to keep people from leaving

5. Only good looking of the band of horse faces was sweet pea

2) Soundtrack was the best part of the movie along with...

3) the action scenes. The whole time I just hoped they would last longer.

5) Agreed.

[Elcura]

Soundtrack is definitely the best part, I dunno if the action scenes were great... they were good, and looked good as well. But the robots on the train was full of unnecessary slow down (perhaps to make up for a lack of slow down--nah). The choreography just felt a little awkward with the slow down, didn't seem as natural as 300 or Watchmen, which is a shame.

My biggest problems with most of the fights was that there was very little tension in them. The disconnect was so large that you couldn't feel anything important was going on during the fight scenes or the relevance they had to the story. After a while you were just going through the motions and simply moving onto the next point of the movie.

[Tyrath]

Yeah I agree...but the non action parts of the movie were so bad I was just hoping for more senseless action

[Rhinox]

Music was terrible and misplaced almost like watching goes or a bad rock opera

Got to the point were I thought they were going to bust out in song and dance.

[Rhinox]

Can't edit

Goes = glee

[Delirium]

A couple weeks removed from watching Sucker Punch, I'm kind of glad it has such a varied reaction. Too often movies are just rehashed nonsense(and I like a good popcorn flick as much as the next person), but there are too few movies that really take a chance and do something outside the norm. Some times it works better than others(ie Scott Pilgrim was fantastic), but I find am liking more mainstream movies that try to be art as much as trying to be entertainment.