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    ok so

    Last time I have sex on xanax. So I met this fucking bomb shell white girl @ a local wal-mart. I was doped on xanax to the max, btu I decided to talk to her anyway. Her name's Brittney, turns out she was a prostitute. I was like, wtf. But I didn't care. So she takes me back to her place, and charges me a special discount of 50 dollars. 50 fucking dollars. Anyway pictures of course





    I'd never fuck a prostitute, but i just had to make an exception. NEVER MAKE. AN EXCEPTION.

    Also here's the thing. After an hour of fucking, I couldn't cum. And the bitch was complaining about it. So she got up, went to the bathroom to clean up, and I had to blow my load on the bed

    EDIT: idk if any of you have ever had sex on xanax, but. Hoenstly, it was embarrassing that I couldn't cum ;;

    Wait. Spoiler tags work.

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    what the fuck is this and what is it doing in spam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Despain View Post
    Spoiler tags don't work, but the thing says NSFW anyway. Last time I have sex on xanax. So I met this fucking bomb shell white girl @ a local wal-mart. I was doped on xanax to the max, btu I decided to talk to her anyway. Her name's Brittney, turns out she was a prostitute. I was like, wtf. But I didn't care. So she takes me back to her place, and charges me a special discount of 50 dollars. 50 fucking dollars. Anyway pictures of course


    http://at.cityvibe.com/hipub/photos/AT/360283_5.jpg


    I'd never fuck a prostitute, but i just had to make an exception. NEVER MAKE. AN EXCEPTION.

    Also here's the thing. After an hour of fucking, I couldn't cum. And the bitch was complaining about it. So she got up, went to the bathroom to clean up, and I had to blow my load on the bed

    EDIT: idk if any of you have ever had sex on xanax, but. Hoenstly, it was embarrassing that I couldn't cum ;;
    stop making shitty threads in general so that mods move them here to shit up our shit section

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    ^^^ cosigned

    and then you come TELL PEOPLE WTF god you're an idiot

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    Listen assholes. I'm still feeling the after effect of xanax. leave mea lone

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    she's hhot tough

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    go take some more xanax and have a long bath or something

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    brb compressed air in urethra

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    brb compressed air in urethra
    Well played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    this tard must be joking. nothing to see here folks.
    umad

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    im guessing the picture is nsfw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Despain View Post
    umad
    you son of a bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    dead meme
    pegging

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    im guessing the picture is nsfw?
    It isn't.

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    bombshell??
    Not even worth the fiddy you spent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by skedel neuker View Post
    bombshell??
    Not even worth the fiddy you spent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    everyone clap for the slow kid
    You're cool.

    For 50 bucks, I thought it was worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Despain View Post
    You're cool.

    For 50 bucks, I thought it was worth it.
    enjoy your aids

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    i didn't know she was a prostitute to begin with l;;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    i'm not sure why get the fuck out hasn't been extended, but let me go ahead and get the formalities out of the way.

    beyond that, you paid for sex. you're fucking dumb.
    Seriously. I get paid for that shit, holla.

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