Mayareira was right for once....

[DAKPluto]

I never thought I would say that....

Apparently the Apple logo does get you more nookie.

http://modmyi.com/forums/iphone-news...-more-fun.html

[Correction]

broken clock etc etc

[Celeras]

It is no surprise to me that Apple customers would be sluts, as they obviously have lower standards than the rest.

[Jonny]

lol nice celeras

[Ghost_Wheel22]

I hear they get less STDs compared to PC normies.

[Julian]

ITT: Having multiple sex partners is a good thing?

[Akucaen]

Only if you have low standards/are an apple user apparently.

[Alvein]

Dumb enough to buy an iPhone, dumb enough to sleep with anyone?

[Mayareira]

Told you man all you have to do is to use a MBP in a coffee shop to get approached by chicks. They'll ask you about random stuff, or your opinions on MBP's or whatever. Rest is up to you

Also http://cupidtino.com/ is quite decent for hanging out with other Apple fanboys/fangirls.

[Jefe]

Who the fuck would want to hang around w/ any type of fanboi/girl, let alone Macfags? Period.

[Rockstaru]

If a chick is impressed by a MBP, she's probably slept with hundreds of hipster college kids. Pass.

[Guyverarmor]

If a chick is impressed by a MBP, she's probably slept with hundreds of hipster college kids. Pass.

/thread

Damn hipsters. Have fun paying for overpriced laptops.

[Greatguardian]

Data shows correlation, not a causal relationship. Out of all the hot, dumb as a rock, slutty chicks I know in college (that's a lot), 8/10-9/10 are iPhone or Macbook owners courtesy of mommy and daddy. 5/10-6/10 have both.

[Krandor]

Told you man all you have to do is to use a MBP in a coffee shop to get approached by chicks. They'll ask you about random stuff, or your opinions on MBP's or whatever. Rest is up to you

That about covers it, I'm not down with girls who drink foo-foo coffee. I prefer women I date to not be pretentious retards.

[Julian]

I don't know about you straight guys, but all of the gays that I know that are macfags are incredibly retarded, and I honestly would never consider at least 90% of them for any sort of serious relationship.

And I only say 90, cause, you know, you never know, and there aren't that many gays around. Should probably be 99 or something.

[BerenTebogo]

Quality > Quantity.

Can keep the art school girls and liberal arts majors, Apple fans.

That about covers it, I'm not down with girls who drink foo-foo coffee. I prefer women I date to not be pretentious retards.

That sums it up well, minus the pretentious bit, because pretentious assholes are > pretentious retards. Rule of thumb: If you think it's cool to hang out and drink coffee in public, you don't get to touch me.

...Unless you're down with double anal...

Then I have some amateur porn to make some cash off of.

[Mayareira]

LOL.

Earlier at Joe Muggs (Coffee Shop in Books a million) I was sitting with my Apple MacBook Pro, reading The New York Times and sipping my Latte. Every now and then (like...every 15 mins) I stand up and walk around the bookstore with my Apple iPod on, surf for books, etc. At that time I was listening to the installation music of FFXIV Alpha/Beta. Anyways...

At the desk in front of me there was a stereotypical nerd (overweight, messy hair, not-so-impressive in terms of fashion) sitting with laptop(Windows/Netbook) screen turned to the wall. I do that too it is sometimes better for legs. Whenever I went back to my seat he always turned his head and looked at me. At first I thought my earphones were too loud and disturbing him, I checked it and it wasn't even hearable. Heck, I even checked my pants if I left the zipper open or something.

He kept looking at me even when I checked my bag for stuff because of the sound I make. Anyways, he was obviously "weird".

Then I stood up to pack my stuff and...then I figured out the whole deal. The fucker was surfing PORN at the coffee house for HOURS. I couldn't help but laughing secretly, turned my back and left the place.

This thread came to my mind after that lulz. Not that I'm stereotyping PC users or whatever but...lol, timing is just awesme.

EDIT: He is still there I'll try to take a photo LOL!

EDIT2: Pfft he is way too suspicious now asdfadsgsag.

[DAKPluto]

I was sitting with my Apple MacBook Pro, reading The New York Times and sipping my Latte.

stopped here. I know whatever follows is something that would probably make me wanna slap you.

[Krandor]

That really is like a triple whammy of fail.

[Holly Short]

I must say, I quite enjoy these apple threads.