Thread: The Legend of Luciola - moved for justice (or lulz ;))    

Have you ever heard of LOLciola? Oh, you might know him as Luciola. I believe he's known around these parts for his amazingly awesome! HQ rates and his very scientific methods about how to achieve them - something about servers resetting on Sundays and a specific weekday being chosen for "HQ Day" and.. you get the idea. Let's have a look at his history, shall we?

Originally Posted by Luciola

my best ever was 2/2 penance robes (first 2 i ever made.. in 2004)
running total (quizatsa and luciola.. both 100+3 leather)
18/76 dusk gloves +1
117/god only knows panther mask +1
13/202 penance robes
2/9 cursed pumps -1 (t1 i know)
3/45 penance cuffs
9/33 cerb. +1 (t1) (all but 1 on quiz.)
favorite ~> 8/55 heroic boots +1... just because i can.. 1 on quiz, rest on luc.
5/58 vishnu's vest.
1/7 ceremonial boots

Whoa! 18/76, that's... a 23.58% HQ rate for a tier0 item! Luciola is so awesome!
And.. 9/33 Cerb Mantle+1.. which equates to a 27.27% HQ rate for a tier1 item, that's nearly triple the rate of anyone NOT Luciola!

Originally Posted by Luciola

Today is actually quite nice for hq's. 3/4 so far on tier 0 hqs. (but only 1 tier 1 hq out of about 30)

Z O M G! 75% HQ rate on tier0!!!!!!! What is the secret?!

ended up at 3/8 on tier 0s today... tried a few panther masks for the hell of it and another austere robe which didnt hq. i dont do very many of them. i also posted "3/4 so far on tier 0 hqs. (but only 1 tier 1 hq out of about 30)." not hiding anything lol. i seem to suck at tier 1s. Since this is a thread about hq's, theres not much point in screenshotting several nomads nq's and lynx mantle nq's and the multitudes of other things i did. The only tier 1 i hq'd all day was the wivre mask. I just do a few tier 0s after a straight run of 10+ tier 1 nq's. Wether its coinsidence or not that they hq'd is purely up to anyone's speculation... but they seem to hq all the time when i do that (regardless of tier level of the previous synths).

I want to HQ like Luciola ;;

Originally Posted by Luciola

believe it, dont believe it; i could really care less. regardless of wether or not you chose to accept the fact that those are my actual hq results or not does not change the fact that they are in fact true.
this exact same thing happened when i posted a thread on allakhazam a long time ago about how to hq a tier 0 synth easily.. everyone flamed me saying i was full of it. so i got a leathercrafter from another server to get me a worldpass and i created a mule on their server. a week later, not only did he make his first tier 0 hq (panther mask +1), he made his second (panther +1 again, same day less than 10 synths later). i am good at what i do, its as simple as that. no more explaining myself. believe the truth or not, it cant change it. ^.^

ORLY?

Originally Posted by Luciola

FFXI is a game, crafting is fun. I do not lie to complete strangers.. there is no point. Friends and enemies alike can confirm anything i say. You do not know me, nor have you ever seen a character of mine. You do not have my notebook of synthesis results in front of you. I have never made anything for you or anyone else on your server. Therefore, your conclusions that i am a liar and a "dumbass" are simply no more than your attempt to get attention by talking down to another person. I dont take offense to any skepticism, name calling, or anything else for that matter, so please, dont judge before you know the truth. Thank you!

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you - The Truth.

Earlier today Luciola posted yet another Tier0 HQ in the Amazing HQ thread > viewtopic.php?f=12&t=24538
It was this:

Originally Posted by Luciola

I now have a nice collection of totally useless hqs..

Also made another Vishnu's vest today... didnt get a ss of it though >.<
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8...0272040pi8.jpg

Another tier0 HQ by the almighty Luciola!.... or is it? It just so happens that the tarutaru in the picture above named Picassoo is a friend of mine in my linkshell. And it just so happens that he was actually talking to me on about how Luciola was crafting stuff and cracking a joke > "go craft right now! Luciola is crafting, it must be HQ day!" And........... the story, as told by a certain digital camera in possession of Draken, who unfortunately plays on a lolps2, tells a different tale altogether(Piccassoo is Draken's bonecraft mule):

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8...lciola1hc9.jpg

Hm... what is going on here? Jackyl and Picassoo are confused ;;
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/6463/picajackoq0.jpg
Luciola crafts iron scales... then Motoh performs a lively jig... then Luciola crafts a Herioc Boots +1 on Luciola's computer but a regular Heroic Boots on Draken's PS2... PS2 LIMITATIONS?!

Perturbed by the discrepancies of the evidence, Piccasso and I formed a temporary Tarutaru Detective Agency and set out to find the truth! (can you handle it?) We were able to track down another eye witness seen in Luciola's original picture, Keyakku. This is what we found:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1...lciola2tr7.jpg

So there you have it folks.. Luciola is a fraud. The only "skills" he has is for photoshopping screenshots to falsify his crafting HQ rates for... epeen? I dunno. Beyond... hilarious though - that someone would go through so much trouble to try to convince other people about how good he is at crafting in a game. I hope everyone enjoys this post as much as I did writing it. :D Tarutaru Detective Agency out!

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3...cajack2eq0.jpg

*edit : fixed broken img*

Good work. I smelled bullshit the second he said "3/4 tier0 hqs". Can we ban him now for being flamebait?

Edit: Aramiso dont quote the whole OP when it's that huge, its just alot of clutter -.-

In all honesty, I 100% expected this but didn't want to get into another shit fest lol.

Edit: Also

FUCKING OWNED YOU ANNOYING COCK GOBBLER

Originally Posted by chapstick

Waiting for Luciola's response.

My guess is he will break out the pair he made in January and try to pretend like he really did make it last night. It seems that's how he works - makes tier0 items, hold onto them, then photoshops pictures later to beef up his HQ rates, and show the same +1 items in his inventory. Very 1337 stuff.

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/9...lciola3ll2.jpg

I want to see the reactions from all the faggots racing around yelling "LEAVE LUCIOLA ALONE!" when the whole thing first came out and nobody believed her, and who still show up everytime he 'hq's something saying TOLD YOU SO!

How's it feel to lavishly slob the knob of such an utter waste of oxygen? Does it feel good? Do you feel vindicated? Cool? Hip to the Xtreme?

I'd love some input of what's going inside your head right now as you ponder how vehemently you defended Luciola against accusations of falsifying crafting samples, almost as much as I'd love to see the expression on Luciola's face as he reads this, then spends 2 hours working himself up to post "ABOUT TIME SOMEONE FIGURED IT OUT LOL I WAS JUST KIDDING WITH U GUYS U R ALL NOOBS FOR BELIEVING ME!"

Sink, quickly into obscurity, lest I feel the need to truly lay into you abhorrent little children like your parents should have done to prevent you from becoming such appalling failures.

I love you all, but I'm leaving for the day.

Stab, maim and kill in my name. Leave not a soul alive.

YOU STOLE MY BIT. All's fair, you have your orders.

Originally Posted by chapstick

Waiting for Luciola's response.

Is this good enough for a custom forum title perhaps?! I'm thinking... Taru Detective or something along those lines.. :D

Needs more ridills, cfh'd HNM's, and dropped relics imo.