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    BG language arts.

    My friend asked me to assist w/ their assignment, but I'm playing smash bros, lol

    "Write 5 sentences about the role of education in successful financial planning, in which you correctly use a different verb tense in each sentence.
    Mark each verb used in a bold and, in parentheses, identify the specific tense used."

    Thanks

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    no

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    Your friend sounds illiterate

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    As my grammar teacher would say, "There are only two real tenses."

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    Tried it. There are only two fucking tenses in English. Are you sure this isn't for a foreign language class? There are actually more than past and present tense in other languages. For example, imperative, preterite... the list goes on. But not in English (you can make the equivalent, but you can't technically call it that).

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    She says English, go figure. lol

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    Are you sure her teacher isn't an asstard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    1) This is a German website. 2) Everything, but the simple present and the simple past, is an aspect, not a tense.

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    beats me, i havent taken an english for retards class in forever.

    im sure if this person had paid attention in the two months or so of class they would have an idea of what the professor is talking about. or you can pass the assignment off to a friend, who will then pass it off to the randomness of the internet.

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    I should have spent more time paying attention in high school. (Subjunctive) I never completed my homework. (Past) I once skipped my SAT to smoke pot. (Perfect) Now I work the overnight shift in a gas station. (Present) I'll be working here till I die. (Future)

    I think that's right, but I'm no English major.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    beats me, i havent taken an english for retards class in forever.

    im sure if this person had paid attention in the two months or so of class they would have an idea of what the professor is talking about. or you can pass the assignment off to a friend, who will then pass it off to the randomness of the internet.
    lol qft

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zimzy View Post
    1) This is a German website. 2) Everything, but the simple present and the simple past, is an aspect, not a tense.
    I dunno what grade Cream's friend is, but most teachers consider those tenses. Not saying your wrong, but I'd imagine that the assignment is going to include the perfects and progressives.

    edit, to clarify perfects/progressives are aspects, but in assignments like these, I'd imagine the teacher is considering past perfect being a different "tense" from simple past etc.

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    I tend to take my grammar teachers more literally. lol
    They should know what they are talking about. >.>

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zimzy View Post
    I tend to take my grammar teachers more literally. lol
    They should know what they are talking about. >.>
    I've both had to give assignments to the similar nature (for ESL students), and had to do assignments like that where they would consider them separate. It's just categories. As someone said, if the kid paid attention in class I'm sure there's been like a lit the teacher's gone over.

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    what the fuck kind of college English class teaches shit this retarded?

    Does your friend suffer from mental retardation, are they learning ESL, or are they in HS still?

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    ^
    I wouldn't even give this assignment to my ESL classes >_<

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    I'm pretty sure "Languange Arts" is the bureaucracy-approved way of saying grammar to kids so that the test looks like srs bizness when they take it. My money is on an English department covering its bases before a standardized test.

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    No clue, lol it was popped up on me at the last second "Hey I'm gonna send u this question, it's due tonight" lol. I linked her to the what I'd guess to be the grammar from the German page posted here and continued playing smash bros

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    I knew it was for a chick, wouldn't have bothered posting otherwise amirite?

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