Dear Charismatic

[Shiroikage]

we here at bg sure do love eating the microwaved watermelon

[quannum]

Quit fucking putting the pussy on a pedestal,

yea ok and?

its one step above a freshly microwaved watermelon.

might wanna take this one back to the drawing board

[Sera]

Bunch of try-hards high fiving themselves about eating pussy. Who cares if the bitch nuts? if she don't like the dick she can bounce; between puerto ricans, dominicans, teen moms, fat bitches and eastern block hos there's dozens more waiting to tongue your asshole like she's ringing shangri la's doorbell. Quit fucking putting the pussy on a pedestal, its one step above a freshly microwaved watermelon.

Oh can you really trust a bitch when she says the dick she's getting is good? On 2 months when she's done with her "anoyomous" masai warrior I'm sure she'll be telling all her friends how his shit was wack and that the nigga couldn't hang.

maybe that's just you, heebtastic. make a bitch happy and she'll be keeping you laced in good blowies on command. sometimes it's to your advantage to not treat a woman like she's disposable.

Spoiler: show

considering not all of us are dumping our freshly traumatized girlfriends for nearly becoming rape victims through no fault of their own, i'd venture to say you're not the best nigga to be taking advice from.

just. sayin.

[Qalbert]

I wish I could go all Gallagher.

[Sera]

also pussy on a pedestal is so played, can't you people think of new phrases

[Shiroikage]

oh wow

[Rocl]

vagina atop a vacuum cleaner

[Qalbert]

hanging those roast beef curtains on a stained glass window

[Blarg]

stop vivisecting womens sexual organs and placing them onto elevated worship platforms

[Mertron]

placing the meat grinder at the top shelf of the supermarket

[Sera]

i knew you guys could be more creative, fuck

[Rocl]

get those ladybits off the bemah

[Qalbert]

stop putting that beaver on the trophy wall

[Conrad]

cunt on a column

[Shiroikage]

stop vagina that high place

[Qalbert]

labia on a ziggurat

[Sera]

cunt on a column

skirk knows the cheat codes to my heart

[Meat]

maybe that's just you, heebtastic. make a bitch happy and she'll be keeping you laced in good blowies on command. sometimes it's to your advantage to not treat a woman like she's disposable.

Spoiler: show

considering not all of us are dumping our freshly traumatized girlfriends for nearly becoming rape victims through no fault of their own, i'd venture to say you're not the best nigga to be taking advice from.

just. sayin.

My "reward" for trying is her sticking around? Does not compute. You know what i want in a relationship; i wanna fuck the girl once or twice, have someone to go to the movie with during the week, beach in the summer and maybe someone to take to parties where they aren't going to have available bitches.

[Conrad]

skirk knows the cheat codes to my heart

the cuntra code

[Sera]

My "reward" for trying is her sticking around? Does not compute. You know what i want in a relationship; i wanna fuck the girl once or twice, have someone to go to the movie with during the week, beach in the summer and maybe someone to take to parties where they aren't going to have available bitches.

And you certainly have the game for that, but don't advise these poor saps to do the same, s'all i'm sayin broseph. Barely any of these guys can manage to slay a bitch a year, much less treat every bitch like a One-A-Day. Faulty advice for this audience, nyamean?

Not all of them can be Tryven, some of them just have to settle too be Blarg