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    also who the fuck doesn't shower? come on

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    i want to hear meat's girlfriend rape story it sounds like a good one

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    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    yeah, you can't just tease with stuff like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat View Post
    i bet your balls taste like a smorgasbord of salty lemonade
    rofl, admittedly gagged a bit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top Tier View Post
    That said, it is so not hard to one a a year. You fools need to get over yourselves and just talk to bitches.
    srsly, liek all you have to do is at least talk to one chick every time you go out, promised at least more than one smash a yr.

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    that is like one more chick than i have ever talked to when i go out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    i want to hear meat's girlfriend rape story it sounds like a good one

    Some feckless nigger attacked her in her building as she was doing laundry; mugged her, hiked up her skirt and tried to get it in. She swung on a nigga and the went at it for 5-10mins eventually he gave up but she got beat up decently. Ever since then she's turned in to a recluse didn't want to leave the apt, got mad jumpy at noises and shit, once she stopped wanting to do shit it got weird so i bounced. I dont know what a 95lb azn bitch with fake tits is doing living in alone Harlem anyway.

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    Ryko has me beat
    BUT
    I had 5, 3 sums and 4 1on1s
    all of the 3sums had a chicks in it btw.
    2010 btw

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnsemGaga View Post
    Ryko has me beat
    BUT
    I had 5, 3 sums and 4 1on1s
    how many docks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat View Post
    Some feckless nigger attacked her in her building as she was doing laundry; mugged her, hiked up her skirt and tried to get it in. She swung on a nigga and the went at it for 5-10mins eventually he gave up but she got beat up decently. Ever since then she's turned in to a recluse didn't want to leave the apt, got mad jumpy at noises and shit, once she stopped wanting to do shit it got weird so i bounced. I dont know what a 95lb azn bitch with fake tits is doing living in alone Harlem anyway.
    tragic shit tbh, i feel for the girl -- she in harlem b/c the "Rent is Too Damn High" i am sure
    seriously though invest in a fucking tazer

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    more importantly what am i eating for dinner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat View Post
    Some feckless nigger attacked her in her building as she was doing laundry; mugged her, hiked up her skirt and tried to get it in.
    Shit is seriously heartless, I mean, how you gonna swipe a bitch's wallet and make her have go to the DMV to replace her ID, and then try to rape her?

    wasn't the dmv shit rape enough? fuck

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    she knew the attempted rapist? or are you implying meat tried to rape her?

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    i believe swiping the wallet was the cause of her going to the dmv, i'm going to go out on a limb and say the rapist didn't ask her to go to the dmv

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    oh i understand now

    how is the rapist going to take her wallet and try to rape her when replacing your ID is rape enough at the DMV

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    its not easy for some to walk up to a chick and be like hey baby you wanna fuck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    oh i understand now

    how is the rapist going to take her wallet and try to rape her when replacing your ID is rape enough at the DMV
    having to go to the dmv MIGHT be worse than rape, depending on the day

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    i have only been to the DMV once to get an ID
    i do not know how to drive

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    Rocl, since you're in jersey are you gonna party and drink with us?

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    elaborate, you do realize i am underage, yes?

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