Dear Charismatic

[Blarg]

the important half is black

Then why do girls keep telling me that 'oh, well, I guess size doesn't matter' when they see me naked. Then they say I'm a nice guy and tell me they are going to go play video games and sleep over with their ex boyfriend and leave me.

Even sexually mimicking the motions a boat goes through in a storm hasn't improved this any and yet the girls seem to say this should work well.

[Ryko]

Do the ex boyfriends play street fightah?

[Blarg]

She says they are going to play 'umm, uhh, a videogame or something I guess' and then quickly leaves. Maybe she plays some wii sports with them because sometimes when I see her after her hair is messed up a bit.

[Sera]

Then why do girls keep telling me that 'oh, well, I guess size doesn't matter' when they see me naked. Then they say I'm a nice guy and tell me they are going to go play video games and sleep over with their ex boyfriend and leave me.

Even sexually mimicking the motions a boat goes through in a storm hasn't improved this any and yet the girls seem to say this should work well.

Because your dick is tiny, blarg. The motion of the ocean doesn't mean shit if you're sailing in a dinghy. Better hope you're good at oral. If not, get good at oral.


Honestly? Fine, I'll say it. Size matters kinda. I mean, as a girl, if your guy is short and has an average to low-average sized dick and you're his height, shit's gonna matter. It's not a shallow thing, it's a matter of body proportion. A shorter guy (say 5'9") with an average dick is going to feel like fucking dirk diggler to a girl who's 4'11, compared to what he'd feel like to a girl who's 5'7".

[Ryko]

Probably that new xbox thing

[Sera]

man oh man, not naming names, but someone on AIM harassing me hardcore because i wasn't attracted to black guys before but i am attracted to this specific guy, and he's saying i'm a hypocrite for it and shit

spam is so salty

[Qalbert]

those were private

[Ryko]

man oh man, not naming names, but someone on AIM harassing me hardcore because i wasn't attracted to black guys before but i am attracted to this specific guy, and he's saying i'm a hypocrite for it

Well do you realize how long I was trying? That shit is cold.

[Sera]

Well do you realize how long I was trying? That shit is cold.

don't have to be so salty about it bro, why can't you just be happy for me

[Rocl]

does he have an accent

[Sera]

You mean a foreign one? No.

[Sera]

Oh also I got him high pre-bj.

Apparently I have "ruined all other feelings forever" because it was so awesome.


Everything is better high. Everything. Trust.

[Rocl]

An accent isn't strictly one from another country. I absolutely melt for that southern belle-one of those carolinas-accent

[Sera]

nah, i'm the southerner in this equation.

[Conrad]

Oh also I got him high pre-bj.

Apparently I have "ruined all other feelings forever" because it was so awesome.


Everything is better high. Everything. Trust.

receiving a zj is pretty much one of my life's goals

[Ragnell]

Zj?

Also congrats sera, but is 5'9 really that short? Makes me feel that. 5'11 is short too

[Conrad]

Zj?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

[Ragnell]

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

Lmao, good show chap

[Ragnell]

I apologize for all the times I said I wasn't into black dudes. I'd like to retract that erroneous statement.

I am certainly into them now. At least, this current one. He's fuckin' awesome.



Related: black guys are better in bed. Sorry.

in b4krye

Also, note sera, I've been telling you this babygurl, but with me instead of this new guy

[Mizango]

Game. Over. I told yall bitches from the get go.