NFL Week 8: It's good to be home on Halloween. Why?

[Mizango]

"Hey now, the Cowboys are a good 2 minute team. Play good for 2 minutes, bad for 58" -- ESPN

Pretty much, they are the kings of garbage time. I guess when you're down 35-3, second stingers in and with the 2 min warning approaching its customary to let Austin and Felix "get off" to pad them stats lol. I mean 4th is receiving is nothing when your forced to pass 60 times through 3 quarters because you're playing catch up.

Gotta read between the lines of then stats brah. 4th ain't shit when you look at it from the garbage time perspective. Almost like Dez's 2 tds last week in the last 4 mins to make the game "close". Do it when it counts like Nicks does, then we can talk.

[Chun Liroy]

Pretty much, they are the kings of garbage time. I guess when you're down 35-3, second stingers in and with the 2 min warning approaching its customary to let Austin and Felix "get off" to pad them stats lol. I mean 4th is receiving is nothing when your forced to pass 60 times through 3 quarters because you're playing catch up.

Gotta read between the lines of then stats brah. 4th ain't shit when you look at it from the garbage time perspective. Almost like Dez's 2 tds last week in the last 4 mins to make the game "close". Do it when it counts like Nicks does, then we can talk.

That's not even fair. When you ps3 the cowboys twice a year anyone.can get 15 tds

[Mizango]

ROFL at the NFL team by team order for Moss's services.....

NFL waiver order
Team Win Loss Tie Percent Schedule strength Opp record
1. Buffalo Bills 0 7 0 0.000 0.667 34-17-0
2. Carolina Panthers 1 6 0 0.143 0.519 27-25-0
3. Dallas Cowboys 1 6 0 0.143 0.549 28-23-0


ROFL, goddamn I love it. What's remarkable is Dallas' payroll is fucking quadruple ours, except we knew coming in with a lame duck coach, lame duck GM and resigning no free agents that we would suck fierce. Enjoy that homegrown superbowl gaiz!

Edit: http://sports.espn.go.com/blog/nflna...-in-randy-moss

Added link cause shit turned into a clusterfuck after pasting.

[tyven]

too much cowboy bashing not enough jamarcus + grossman praising.

[Mizango]

If I praise Grossman any further I'd be at Sean Connery's level cap. Speaking of Russell, I told yall that DHB was going to rep the AFC in the pro bowl this year! Sticking with my preseason pick for an Oakland superbowl in '11.

[Mizango]

Gotta get Al on more so he can ride off into the sunset in that golden casket chariot.

[Conrad]

Facetiousness is a lost concept to you I suspect? You're like a grown ass nigga walking around in Bobby's world or some shit. I bet every time some says "Man, Dez is a beast" you take it literally and picture a werewolf in a Dallas jersey huh? Yous a goddamn simp. Ill fill you in on something since you and Skirks had a good laugh about it last week, Desean Jackson is not dead, nor decapitated in the literal sense.

Just throwing that out there since you having trouble distinguishing the two.

Thanks for clearing that up.

[Dimmauk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmJcUlrkMNg

Straight cash hommie.

[Mizango]

Thanks for clearing that up.

NP brah.

[Chun Liroy]

Mother fucker. "Cowboys cut ties with Williams" I got excited thinking maybe it was roy, then sad because we might sign moss, then mad because it was our 3rd pick of 2009. I don't think we have like anyone from the fucking 2009 draft on the team anymore besides Beuhler.

[Cleverness]

This is the Cowboys, they'd sooner give Stonehands a new contract rather than cut him. Guys are turning into the fucking Raiders.

[Lordender]

LOL @ purple drank spotted in washington. Please do it shanahan, pull da trigger and get some,

[Mizango]

Yet Sizzurp Russell would still be better than a Jake Plummer in his "prime".

[Demosthenes11]

shame devin thomas was cut or we might have some epic jamarcus to DT connections (well we probably will, just DT won't be devin thomas, it will be the Dlineman)

[tyven]

jamarcus to randy moss in the first half. sexy rexy to santana in the second. PICK YOUR FUCKING POISON

[Chun Liroy]

Santana and Randy on the same team is a 100% win for the redskins vs dallas.

[Demosthenes11]

every team is a 100% win vs dallas.

im glad you are catching on

[Drex]

vikes shedding light on why they cut moss...lol

"We had the whole buffet set up, and we had a nice spread — chicken, ribs, round of beef with a carving station, the whole deal. (Moss) he comes in, and I'm helping one of the guys and didn't look up, and all of a sudden I heard, 'What the (expletive) is this? I wouldn't feed this (expletive expletive) to my (expletive) dog!' And he's screaming it at the top of his lungs.

link

[Conrad]

Oh shit, Losman spotted trying out in Washington too

[archibaldcrane]

Oh shit, Losman spotted trying out in Washington too

Now this I can get on board with.