How to identify a homophobe

[SephYuyX]

I dont like to be around fags, because I dont want to catch aids.

[Caiyuo]

I think [sic all] was the best part.

Really, what the hell is it about Facebook that calls to middle-aged adults to voice all the dumb shit that rolls around in their head all day.

[Psion]

I love how he says his children have solid christian beliefs and won't become gay. <_< That was exactly my situation and that religion shit did nothing for me, wasted 3 years of my life praying to god to cure me before waking up and smelling the logic.

I want my fucking early life back.

[archibaldcrane]

Sounds like god at least saved you from 3 years of sin.

[Antithesis]

I dont like to be around fags, because I dont want to catch aids.

At the rate you are getting pussy I would not be surprised if you get a little curious.

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I'll volunteer for your first :3

[SephYuyX]

At the rate you are getting pussy I would not be surprised if you get a little curious.

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I'll volunteer for your first :3

Dont fucking back talk me you little whore, I will strap you down, and beat and rape you with my cock.

[Cadsuane]

At the rate you are getting pussy I would not be surprised if you get a little curious.

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I'll volunteer for your first :3

Faggots have no standards.

[pahnphoenix]

I'm more shocked that he's a Vice Principal of a school district and used "thereselves"

yeah, "thereselves" is the real story here for me. mindbogglingly, 'thereselves' manages to take an error ('theirselves'), and do it wrong. it's like writing 'irregardlous'. + position as an educator, but that doesn't raise my expectations too high.

also, obligatory comment about how straight people can't fucking shut up about being straight.

[Antithesis]

Dont fucking back talk me you little whore, I will strap you down, and beat and rape you with my cock.

I don't care what Abandon thinks. You are so the cutest guy on this board :3

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and by cute I mean I want your penis.

[SephYuyX]

Faggots have no standards.

See thats my logic, if I was gay, I wouldnt be a virgin, so it's all cool.

I don't care what Abandon thinks. You are so the cutest guy on this board :3

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and by cute I mean I want your penis.

Abandon knows im awesome, it's ok.
I wouldnt give it to you, id dangle it in front of you as you were strapped down unable to reach it, and make you beg for all eternity.

[Orden]

also, obligatory comment about how straight people can't fucking shut up about being straight.

Obligatory quoting, because its like a disease they don't know they have! O_O

[Alleya]

Being asked to wear a purple shirt is RUINING MY LIFE. The fags should just stop talking about being gay. I hate it when they try to push the way they think the world should work on me or tell me how I should conduct myself.

[Lucavi]

I don't care what Abandon thinks. You are so the cutest guy on this board :3

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and by cute I mean I want your penis.

That's fucking hot, Anti. <3

[Antithesis]

See thats my logic, if I was gay, I wouldnt be a virgin, so it's all cool.


Abandon knows im awesome, it's ok.
I wouldnt give it to you, id dangle it in front of you as you were strapped down unable to reach it, and make you beg for all eternity.

That's fucking hot, Anti. <3

He's like a big teddy bear D:

[Akucaen]

Faggots have no standards.

You mean ANTI has no standards. Don't speak for all of us. ;o

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Seph isn't attractive in the slightest.

[Antithesis]

Speak for yourself. I need a man that looks like he wont break during foreplay.

[richardd]

i have an outgoing and clownish personality. what gets me annoyed is goofing off and pretending to act gay or wear something goofy on the casual day for work, and being accused of being gay lol. im 23 now, and i've matured a bit. so i cant help but take it as a compliment. i like to stereotype gays as ppl who can dress fucking great, and have a good sense of humor. People down here stereotype them more as the guy from the "what what in the butt" video or tom hanks from Philadelphia. but i cant imagine having to see what gay ppl put up with on a consistent basis from people who are even more close minded than here in my office. this is the durteh southz. home of the george bush personalities

[archibaldcrane]

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[Kuya]

I knew what was coming once i saw the darkness

[Ashmada]

The relationship of fundie christians (or fundie muslims, conferatur olde thread about afghan "boys") with homosexuality is quite complex, isn't it ?

1. It's a sin against god and must not be tolerated in any circumstances.
2. jesus loves everyone or, at the very least, all christians.
3. Some of those christians that jesus loves are male.
4. jesus=god.
=>god is gay for christians. He sins against himself, and so do christians for returning his love.
5. jesus=son of god (he's his own son, weird shit but don't question divine reproduction mechanics).
=>god is rejecting his own gay son, jesus offends god and worshipping him is sinful.

Well, christians, looks like you're coming to hell with the rest of us ; try not to spoil the party this time around.