Seriously though, especially if best buy chick is freaking out - dump her, go for one last fling with psycho ex - use videocamera. If she doesn't want to fuck on camera, tell her to get the fuck out and never talk to her again. Every interaction she has with you from then on out should be you guilt-tripping her for not wanting you on your terms - she either gets down or she gives up. Period. She'll probably get down.
Ex's body is hot, so saying she's a duck without seeing her face is crazy. Current girl is probably fuckable but nothing to write home about.
Magic penis ^5. Enjoy it.
Oh I most definitely agree. I simply think he should get cold hearted. Chicks like that cling to "Good boys" so they can feel better about themselves despite their shitty decisions. It's counterproductive to her making a positive change in her life. Best thing for both of 'em is to stop caring and use/abuse her as a sex doll till she gets fed up and makes a real positive change in her life. Then he'd be out a chick he really doesn't give a shit about any more, she'll be a slightly more productive member of society, and he'll have gotten some great tail in the process. Just my 2 cents.
Man I want a nice, hot, crazy EX. All of my break-ups were fucking nice and kind. Looking back on it, I feel like I've missed out. I want one of those crazy ones where the chick is crying and sending roses and texts and all that. Just think of all the free shit I could get from here just to string her along...
Damn...
Trust me....you really don't want a crazy ex. Sure the thought of banging a 10 who is clinging to you like your penis can dance is tempting, but when you catch them poking holes in your condoms, telling you shes on the pill when shes not, or calling your house every night about 100 times between 3am and 7am, you realize that your better off with the somewhat attractive sane ones.
I've had a crazy ass bf, but luckily he disappeared when we broke up. So ya no crazy exes for me.
I'm just going to add another to crazy exes aren't worth it
had pyscho exes in past. typcial cheating, blah blah story. took a while but I got over her. I am not friends with any except 2. one of them ended up getting preggo to a loser and lost the baby 1 month old. loser bf at the time cared more about weed than being a father. he left the baby with bottle in it's mouth and it choked to death while he was busy getting high. it was a huge shock and the baby loss matured her alot.
my advice, go with the BB one. cut off all contact with other. do not use her. if she is pyscho, hole in condoms, father kid, have you by balls for child support.
Well, I said a couple days I was going to get a RO, so I headed down to the station and this happened...
I arrived @ the station and guess who was sitting there waiting for me... my EX. I told a couple people and she must have got wind so she beat me to the station. She told me she was going to cause a scene and scream rape and all that bullshit if I didn't leave and just talk, I obliged. We talked for about what seemed like the longest 15 minutes of my life and came to the agreement that she would seek psychiatric help, and we would inform her dad of her situation. She also said she wanted to remain in contact, no emotional contact or physical, just strictly texts. After the 15 minutes, and not really sure what to do, I agreed. It's been about 2 days, and she hasn't done anything physco and is literally 100% nicer and accepts my new gf. My new gf says it's okay if we simply just text, because she trusts me. I told my EX there is no leeway in this and if you do something dumb once, I'll be the one outside the station shouting rape and you can explain that alongside the RO you will have against you. I am fairly confident nothing will happen now, just have that gut feeling I didn't have before. I think...
You should go back and get the RO and don't tell anyone this time. Then stop texting her.
Lol, she threatens you with rape claims and you give in to her demands? Sounds like a person I want to have around.
Wait for the cream.
But for real, fuck her. Do what Dmitry said and get it anyway. Don't be worried about her killing herself because unless you have proof that she has mental issues, chances are she's not going to. However you're playing back into her hands. It's easy to not keep in contact with someone for a week, let us know how things are going a month from now.
^^^ seriously...just get the fucking RO already stop being such a fucking pussyboy.
go get the RO anyways, dont tell anyone, just do it like they said