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Looking for a gf generally equals no gf. You gotta go out and have fun. Specifically, if you have hot girls as friends, go out with them. Chick mentality dictates that if they see you with a hot girl, they will want to date you.
Then what you want to do is perform the dragon breath test. Basically you watch the movie House Party and memorize the scene where Martin Lawrence tells the girl "you're all warm and soft, like a buttermilk biscuit." If you say this line and then sing "always and forever" to her & it makes her laugh, date her.
Note: the dragon breath test is only proven to work if you're a white guy. I'm not really sure what would happen to a black dude.
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2010-11-02 11:16 #41TagusGuest
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2010-11-02 16:41 #42Yoshi P
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I'm white so I guess I could try.
I have 2 girl roommates, and they're hot/have hot friends. My problem isn't hooking up, it's getting them to stick around. Cause let's face it, I've been a player the last 5 years of my life and I don't know how to get out of this rut. Any girlfriends I've had during this was a fluke.
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2010-11-02 19:58 #43I'm not safe on my island
Nikkei will still get me.
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arvin is fake white
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2010-11-02 20:03 #44Sea Torques
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Krye clearly loves you, he would be loyal.
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2010-11-02 20:14 #45Yoshi P
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im aryan, come the fuck on. im as white as it gets.
Originally Posted by Kuya
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2010-11-02 20:17 #46I'm not safe on my island
Nikkei will still get me.
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get blonde hair and blue eyes first, persian fag
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2010-11-03 22:33 #47Yoshi P
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bitches where you at
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2010-11-03 22:36 #48The Once and Future Wamoura
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do you have kebabs? i will dress as a woman for kebabs.
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2010-11-03 22:52 #49Banned.
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I have em rocl ol' buddy
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2010-11-04 02:45 #50Yoshi P
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yeah i can cook a mean kebab Originally Posted by Rocl
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2010-11-04 11:04 #51The Once and Future Wamoura
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lemme go to forever 21
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2010-11-04 11:30 #52You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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if you're an awesome cook, find a fat chick. She'll stick around as long as you keep feeding her. Originally Posted by Arvin
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2010-11-04 11:30 #53You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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also kebabs ftw
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2010-11-04 11:32 #54CustomTitle
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HNGHHH.
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2010-11-04 11:35 #55You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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omg we found this awesome shwarma place near us. It is so fucking delicious.
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2010-11-04 12:00 #56TagusGuestBe careful, those sandies are always selling droids with bad power converters. Originally Posted by Ksandra
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2010-11-04 13:49 #57Ridill
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Ohi Arvin.
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2010-11-04 15:14 #58Yoshi P
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look who decided to show his sexy ass around
hi dant, i miss u bb
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2010-11-04 15:30 #59Ridill
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If you're lonely just let me know.
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2010-11-04 20:43 #60Yoshi P
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honestly i probably just need to get another really hot girl from the internet, its worked 3 times already.
