NFL Week 9: It's half way gone. Let's look back and laugh.

[Mizango]

This is you, isn't it

lmao

SUPERBOWL INC. READY MIZ?

In Choice we trust.

[tyven]

PICKING HIM UP IN EVERY LEAGUE

[Chun Liroy]

According to reporters on dallas website, marion barber called the team to the side and talked about handing off the torch. I CAN ONLY HOPE. I bet he has like 100 yards and blows up matthews once.

[Mizango]

If that is true then its a sad day when your RB is smarter than the coach, OC, gm/owner. I still hope Choice goes to another team and just rapes for the rest of his career. He deserves better than hes being utilized in Dallas.

[Chun Liroy]

No. It's sad when your 5th round RB is better than is your first round RB.

[Mizango]

Very true. Choice isn't chest pounding flashy like Barber or fast like Felix "He can break one at anytime" Jones, but he is steady and does more than an adequate job. But its Dallas, nothing he can do. If he starts then I will watch the game this Sunday in its entirety. Unless Roy scores and I have watch him do his UT shit as he tries to help his team climb to 2-90

[Cleverness]

Division Champion:
AFC East - Patriots (Still looking good)
AFC South - Colts (Close but it's Peyton)
AFC West - Chargers (lol)
AFC North - Bengals (lolBengals)

NFC East - Giants (Looking good so far)
NFC South - Saints (Still possible)
NFC West - Seahawks (Doable)
NFC North - Packers (Looking good)

Wildcard Spots: Cowboys, Dolphins, Jets, Vikings(lol at the first and last one)

AFC Title game - Colts vs Bengals
NFC Title Game - Giants vs Packers(Entirely possible with how ridiculous this season has been going)
Superbowl Champion - Colts vs Giants(No team has been blown out in a Super Bowl before right? Guess Giants could be the first if it's like the last Manning Bowl)

Rookie of the year - Dez Bryant(yesss)
Most Valuable Player - Peyton Manning

5 Surprising predictions
1. The Jets actually do as well as last year.(>_>)
2. Favre retires for real. Honest.(If he goes on after this year I will be surprised)
3. Ochocinco and TO both catch for 1000+ yards.(Not impossible for TO, Ocho would need to be targeted alot more though to make it)
4. The Lions win more than 6 games.(Possible)
5. Al Davis dies.(If the Raiders play anymore games like their last 2, he might have a heart attack.)

I'll probably change my avatar to the gayest Romo or Favre picture I safely could for the postseason if either make the playoffs at this point, can't believe how those teams have flopped considering their expectations going into this season.

[Chun Liroy]

put favre's dick.

[Conrad]

Division Champion:
AFC East - Patriots (Yeah, probably)
AFC South - Titans (Perhaps)
AFC West - Raiders (Still possible)
AFC North - Ravens (Maybe)

NFC East - Eagles (It could happen)
NFC South - Falcons (I can see it)
NFC West - Niners (lol)
NFC North - Packers (Still on track)

Wildcard Spots - Bengals (LOL), Texans (yep), Cowboys (LOLOLOLOLOL), Saints (there's a chance)

AFC Title game - Ravens vs Bengals
NFC Title Game - Packers vs Eagles
Superbowl Champion Ravens over Packers (I'll stick to it)

Rookie of the Year - Suh (yes)
Most Valuable Player - Ray Rice (nah)

5 Surprising predictions
1. Peyton Manning goes down with a 4-6 week injury, misses a game for the first time in his career. Due to this, the Colts miss the playoffs. (It could still happen, but it probably won't)
2. Both the Lions and the Browns have at least .500 seasons. (I doubt it'll happen, even though it's still possible. Browns have the schedule from hell and they'd need to go 5-3 to hit .500)
3. The Redskins have a losing season, but McNabb will throw for 4000+ yards for the first time in his career and have at least 25 TDs (and <8 INTs). (Skins are meh, McNabb has 1971 yards through 8 games but has 7 TDs/8INTs. Still could get over 4k passing though)
4. Ray Rice will lead the league in rushing and/or yards from scrimmage. (He's 15th in rushing right now, probably not going to happen unless he has some monster games)
5. Kolb will have a perfect efficiency rating in one game this year. (IT'S KOLBBERIN' TIME)

 

[Conrad]

By the way, Kolb & Rodgers are tied for QB rating this season. We have a new #1 all-time QB.

[Mizango]

Skirks, did you forget about the holy Purdue bloodline that goes from Brees to Orton and on down to Joey Elliott? The next heir of that bloodline is waiting in the wings behind Peyton. If Manning does indeed goes down then Painter can step in with little to know drop off in production.

[Mizango]

By the way, Kolb & Rodgers are tied for QB rating this season. We have a new #1 all-time QB.

Did you know when it comes to 2 minute drill productivity, Kolb is behind Jake, Matt Moore and Jimmy Clausen with a 18.4? He's next to last iirc. Those 2 yard check downs are a god send.

[Conrad]

Not every QB can be Rex Grossman, okay

[Mizango]

Not every QB can be Rex Grossman, okay

looool fair enough.

[Weltall]

YOU ALL FEAR MY BOY VINCE. Goodbye.

[Diamicles]

Not every QB can be Rex Grossman, okay

he has an innate ability to end his own offensive drives, only matched by jay cutler

[Mizango]

he has an innate ability to end his own offensive drives, only matched by jay cutler

lol. Those Bears sure were excited at that upgrade at QB when they traded Cutler for Orton.

[Diamicles]

BUYERS REMORSE



also, Mike Martz is the definition of insanity

[Headspace]

Cutler wasn't clutchler until the bears tbh. He Just threw it up to bmarsh

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[Weltall]

Honestly, I dislike Cutler after meeting him IRL, but:

1. His head coach and OC are among the worst in the NFL.

2. Is there a worse O line in the league?

3. His WR core is below average to be nice about it.

4. Forte couldn't run up the middle on 3rd and 1 if the defense was BG members suited up in tin cans.

Awful team.