Not-So-Happy Meal

[Dimmauk]

Luckily I have a daughter that prefers apples to their shitty fries and likes their lowfat milk. Stupid parents are the problem here, because at the end of the day its still a business and they sell what they sell, you as a consumer just have to be smart and not be a tard about it. We eat out on average twice a month, simply because we as a family like cooking and enjoy the time in the kitchen together. That and its much simpler to subscribe to a healthy lifestyle than it is to accept being a fat ass that eats shit food because you're lazy.

lol @ Rhinox, I started to go that route with my post too. Glad you got mah back dawg

My daughter is the same, she likes the apples more than fries, and doesn't even eat the caramel that comes with it.

I thought it was the government and big business that wanted us to be fat, poor, and work more hours, so we can eat more fast food, so we can work more, and be fat?

Or you could bring your own lunch, dont drink any sodas, and exercise? Maybe that is something only rich people can afford to do?

[Mizango]

My daughter is the same, she likes the apples more than fries, and doesn't even eat the caramel that comes with it.

I thought it was the government and big business that wanted us to be fat, poor, and work more hours, so we can eat more fast food, so we can work more, and be fat?

Or you could bring your own lunch, dont drink any sodas, and exercise? Maybe that is something only rich people can afford to do?

Right on the money bro. I promise, me you and BoS are still on for lunch. I never flake on Miz vouchers! Ill save my eat out day for when im in SA again soon

[Dimmauk]

Right on the money bro. I promise, me you and BoS are still on for lunch. I never flake on Miz vouchers! Ill save my eat out day for when im in SA again soon

Sweet! Btw, I was eating a Doublicious Sandwich when I made that last post. LOL

http://bigfatmarketingblog.com/wp-co...oublicious.jpg


If only it was really that big.

[Terrestrialrage]

All of this is entirely pointless because if you're not ordering your kids a McRib you're a bad parent. AFK McDonalds.

[Callisto]

Sweet! Btw, I was eating a Doublicious Sandwich when I made that last post. LOL

I really wanted to try one of those but I refuse to speak a name that stupid out loud into one of those speaker-boxes.

[Dimmauk]

It was good, the bun tasted great. I used my Jedi powers to make them ask me if I wanted one. Or do they ask everyone?

[Mizango]

I feel you Calli, I do too. I had one last week and I just say "The chicken sandwich with the bacon and cheese and shit on it". They chuckle, but know exactly what im talking about. Pride is a motherfucker.

[Mizango]

It was good, the bun tasted great. I used my Jedi powers to make them ask me if I wanted one. Or do they ask everyone?

Definitely jedi.

[Cesaria]

Welcome to the UK where we've got people actively policing kids' lunchboxes for anything remotely unhealthy... where we have school health eating weeks leaving me such cover lesson crap as "write poems about how awesome oranges are" and assorted hysteria. If it's unhealthy - omg ban it, never mind the concept of moderation in things, or, you know, saying that "no" word to your kids once in a while.

They basically are on at teachers to indoctrinate kids into thinking that everything is bad, bad, bad and if you eat one chocolate bar you'll be dropping down dead by the time you're 35, which is just bullshit and I ain't going to do it (I go down the "this stuff isn't the best for you to eat all the time, but once in a while if you're sensible it's ok").

And WTF is a McMini btw - those ain't crossed the Atlantic yet I don't believe. Don't think the McRib has either - but I don't tend to go in McDs much at all so I may have missed it.

[Callisto]

It was good, the bun tasted great. I used my Jedi powers to make them ask me if I wanted one. Or do they ask everyone?

If you go to Jewel they have good deals on fried chicken + sides meals, I think it's Mondays they have a lunch special where you get a few pieces with some of the hawaiian bread, I've gotten that then asked for boneless pieces and just put some ranch on it and made it into sandwiches, the chicken's pretty solid and the price isn't bad at all

[Callisto]

Don't think the McRib has either

oh man, sucks to be you guys lol

[Tekki]

I went deli at Jewel just south of the loop last weekend. I don't think their was a single appetizing item in that glass

[richardd]

The fries are only shitty because these health-concious hippie pussies forced them to start using shitty canola oil or some crap instead of lard, McD's fries back in the 80s were the absolute bomb, I grew up on a steady diet of them and I've never been fat in my life.

really? i've heard stories about this, but i never got to experiance it, thanks to me being born in 1987 when i was a 426 lb fatty, i used to go to mcdonalds like it was my 2nd home, so i always loved those fries lol. if i knew what the older ones tasted like, i woulda loved to make a comparison. lol

i'd really hate to derail, but what other things have they changed over the years? Im curious lol

as for this whole post, this doesnt really effect me. im a 6'2 225 lb healthy and attractive looking man now, and i havent sank my teeth down in a single fast food processed store in over 1 year. even with only 5 dollars in my pocket, before i got this job, i still managed to eat healthy, and have no one but myself to blame for my previous obesity lol. but i still dont plan on ever eating it. touching that stuff is like giving a line of coke to someone who got out of rehab for it a year ago. eff that noise

[Ksandra]

particularly kids from low income neighborhoods, at an alarming rate.

This is the part these idiots aren't grasping either.

McDonald's is cheap. Getting rid of the happy meal toy is not going to deter parents from going there because it's cheap. It's a good price to take kids out too, and like miz and other's said parents need to not be retarded about it. Get the kids the milk and apples with the burger.

And if they want to encourage low income people to not take their kids there that often they need to start creating other alternatives for an equal price.

[SamanosukeShiva]

You should be the new jared rich, you're easier on the eye. no homo, just sayin.

[Callisto]

This is the part these idiots aren't grasping either.

McDonald's is cheap. Getting rid of the happy meal toy is not going to deter parents from going there because it's cheap. It's a good price to take kids out too, and like miz and other's said parents need to not be retarded about it. Get the kids the milk and apples with the burger.

And if they want to encourage low income people to not take their kids there that often they need to start creating other alternatives for an equal price.

They can just legislate a rule banning McD's from serving poor people, problem solved.

[Hosom]

I think the risks of eating at a government run 'alternative' would be higher than McD's... Lowest bidder and what not.

[Ksandra]

They can just legislate a rule banning McD's from serving poor people, problem solved.

they are never really going to want poor people to be healthier than rich people, come on now. ^_~

I think the risks of eating at a government run 'alternative' would be higher than McD's... Lowest bidder and what not.

oh I agree but I'm just saying that this isn't going to do anything at all.

[edit] outside of pissing people off lol

[Denchi]

I'm skinny and have a hard time putting on weight. Enough of this low-fat don't-eat-calories shit. Fuck fat people and let me eat whatever I want, I have a hard enough time navigating the grocery store for shit that ISNT Low Fat or Sugar Free or what the fuck ever.

The discrimination against skinny people is unbelievable. I eat plenty of healthy things and workout, I should be able to get a happy meal with a great fucking toy every once in a while.

[Pirian]

I'm skinny and have a hard time putting on weight. Enough of this low-fat don't-eat-calories shit. Fuck fat people and let me eat whatever I want, I have a hard enough time navigating the grocery store for shit that ISNT Low Fat or Sugar Free or what the fuck ever.

The discrimination against skinny people is unbelievable.

You can eat whatever you like, but no more happy meals with toys for you, good sir!