Alleya, Rocl, and Cream Soda, I've discovered your true identites

[Arvin]

Okay. This is fucking creepy as shit, not even trolling this is 100% serious but I had a dream last night and the only part I can remember is that I was driving with Cream Soda to his 'apartment', and we went inside and he said some kinda creepy thing I couldn't make out even in the dream and then he made those crispy cheese noodle things. I didn't eat it but I just left and drove away.

w t f

[Ragnell]

ITT: everyone dreams of Cream soda

[Cream Soda]

I had this dream where I was raped by my future self. I swore revenge, and 5 years later, I got access to a time machine, went back in time and got my revenge.

[Ragnell]

gay

[Cantih]

Or is it simply really complicated masturbation?

[Lucienne]

Only white people would name their kid Narf.

Also I don't think this is fair. I hardly ever dream and if I do it's usually bad.

[Kiarax]

You dream all the time you just don't remember them unless they are horrible because you are a horrible person.

[Alleya]

Only white people would name their kid Narf.

Also I don't think this is fair. I hardly ever dream and if I do it's usually bad.

So Shantiqua and La-a (ladasha) are believable, but Narf isn't?

[Woozie]

Narf doesn't have any q's or apostrophes, doesn't end in "qa" or "sha", and is too easy to spell and pronounce.

Anyways, Alleya's parents were white, and he wasn't adopted.

[Shiroikage]

shit, i wish my name was narf

[Lucienne]

Narf doesn't have any q's or apostrophes, doesn't end in "qa" or "sha", and is too easy to spell and pronounce.

Anyways, Alleya's parents were white, and he wasn't adopted.

Narf's birth was followed by a sudden disappearance of their young, tall, handsome black gardener. He was a skilled gardener who always used his tools wisely. Nar'f mother grieved his disappearance deeply, something Narf's father never fully comprehanded, as he found old Mr. Jamson had better hand with fruit trees and his understanding of rose bushes was far superior.

[Antithesis]

La-a (ladasha)

How in the world black people come up with these names is fucking beyond me.

[Alleya]

http://metropolitician.blogs.com/scr...s_image120.jpg

[Ragnell]

Lol

[Sera]

Narf doesn't have any q's or apostrophes, doesn't end in "qa" or "sha", and is too easy to spell and pronounce.

Anyways, Alleya's parents were white, and he wasn't adopted.

So... Narfineeshqua? also this comes to mind:
http://media.threadless.com/subs/big/66639.gif

[Lucienne]

You dream all the time you just don't remember them unless they are horrible because you are a horrible person.

I just remembered my dream. I was walking around my home town with some random people and I was picking my nose. When I did the people I was with would loudly express their disaproval by saying things like "Eeeeeeewwww! Lucie!"
Wtf si wrong with my dreams. =(

[Qalbert]

the finger entering your nasal cavity is clearly sex

[Ragnell]

anal sex you mean

[Conrad]

nasal sex actually

[Ragnell]

even hotter