In response to that development, Megan McCain -- who, as an heiress to a beer distribution fortune and daughter of a Senator, has inspirationally overcome enormous challenges and obstacles to compile a list of extremely impressive accomplishments --
spoke at an event at the Time-Life building last night and vehemently opposed Assange's selection. She condemned the WikiLeaks founder, an Australian citizen, for being "
un-American" and a "rogue Swedish guy" -- seriously (I hereby denounce Megan McCain for being un-Peruvian). She also denounced Assange as a "villain" for this grave and evil crime: being responsible for a leak that, as she put it, "
changed the way Americans view the war." What a monster.