Kiara

[#686578]

I love you. I love you SO HARD! I'd do ANYTHING for you! I'd climb the mountains of the far North until I had found every last Golden Eagle and captured them, then I would bring them back here and take off their wings. I'd melt down their golden bodies and nail all their wings together to make 2 absolutely enormous Golden Eagle Uberwings. Then I'd use the gold from the molten golden eagle torsos to cast a massive golden eagle body. At the end of this process I would have one MASSIVE Golden Eagle about a mile and a half high and about the same in wingspan. I would drag it to the top of Mount Kilimanjaro using my bare hands and probably some kind of large wheelbarrow, and I would mount it there in all its glory on the summit of that great mountain as an eternal tribute to your glory and to my love for you. I would set up a stake on the tip of the great eagle's beak, and I would nail myself on to it using the golden
talons
from the very last of the Golden Eagles as nails, as the glorious morning sun silhouetted the gigantic eagle atop Mount Kilimanjaro, and then the Eagles of every other sort- (I'm not sure what other sorts of eagles there are apart from Golden but I expect it must include at least Lead Eagles, Tin Eagles, Pewter Eagles and Zinc Eagles) – anyway they will all come, summoned by my screams, and they will tear my flesh and devour it while they squawk their devotion to you and I scream your name with my last few agonised breaths.

Once this is done the eagles will hopefully come over to your house, knock on your door, and poo me out in your flower pots where I can usefully act as fertiliser. Then my consciousness will live forever in your flowers (or at least for the duration of the growing season) and I will eternally (or for at least a few months) be able to glimpse you through the window of your home without a restraining order being enforced.

I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH!

I'll get working on it just as soon as you want me to. Just let me know OK?

Mwah mwah ultragropes!

[Alleya]

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me banging Kiara.

[Callisto]

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me banging Kiara.

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me banging Alleya.

[Conrad]

daisy train up in this bitch

[Krye]

It's hard to say what I see in you
Wonder if I'll always be with you
Words can't say it
I can't do enough to prove
It's all for you

[Antithesis]

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me banging Kiara.

I'm tempted to believe it was the other way around.

[Alleya]

I'm tempted to believe it was the other way around.

What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me banging your avatar.

[Kiarax]

ilu2bby

[Kiarax]

I would also like to sign up for more of those ultragropes.

[Ksandra]

I would also like to sign up for more of those ultragropes.

What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me banging your sister while imagining she's you.

[Kiarax]

Hot.

[Kiarax]

Can I get seconds?

Spoiler: show

With you that is

[Ksandra]

Thank god I only hit 9 1 THEN the spoiler.

[Kiarax]

[Rocl]

golden eagles are brown

[Antithesis]

Can I get seconds?

Spoiler: show

With you that is

Hey that's great Kiara! Maybe you can have Ksandra hold your penis for you too.

[Kiarax]

[Alleya]

Sorry I changed the name of the thread for 15 seconds.

MODS = FAGS

[Antithesis]

You're a fag? Wanna get some tea?

[Falisa]

Hey numbers would you happen to have kept stuff you downloaded back in 2008? I was nostalgiaing and wanted to listen to this FFXI song someone made about an automaton coming to life in vocaloid but they deleted their youtube account. I saw you had downloaded it I think from the thread it was originally posted in.