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    I Would Like To Know

    Why can rogues one shot my druid?

    Why can paladins one shot my druid?

    Why can warriors, warlocks, druids, and mages kill me within a stun while I have full hots rolling on myself? Why can felguards kill me without the help of their warlock master?

    Why can pets hit me for 20% of my health while their owner isn't even aware it is attacking me and why won't pets fuck off after chasing me for ten years?

    Why can't I feral charge (cat) and stun before mounted enemies get out of range?

    Why is feral so worthless outside of the 20 seconds every 3 minutes when Berserk is up?

    Why do I die faster than my opponent if he doesn't even put up hots and all he uses is glyphed thorns with a 20 second duration on a 25 second cooldown? Am I supposed to get a kill within that 5 second window?

    Why can paladin instant heal themselves to full every few seconds without using mana?

    Why do warrior passive abilities outheal the damage of five dps teaming up on him?

    Why can death knights outheal five people teaming up on them?

    Why can I keep lifeblooms rolling on myself full time and spam moonfire at max range for the entire duration of a battleground and never dip below 99% mana and come out with top damage done and be practically invincible unless I'm teamed up on or one shot by the aforementioned OP classes?

    Why the fuck was thorns buffed so much at set at 80% uptime?

    When the fuck are druids, rogues, mages, paladins, death knights, warriors, and warlocks getting nerfed?

    Why the fuck haven't you nerfed druids, rogues, mages, paladins, death knights, warriors, and warlocks?

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    Why does howling blast do aoe damage that applies dots and snares with a 30 yard range at the cost of only one frost rune? Didn't you learn from S5 Icy Touch spam?

    Why the Hell would you set Avenger's Shield to a 15 second CD refreshed any time the paladin deals damage?

    Why do paladins have divine shield up every time I attack them?

    Why did you make every dot in the fucking game last ten thousand years?

    Why did you remove CC reduction talents? Do you really think everybody dying in a stun while their healer eats infinte CC rotations is going to be fun?

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    Why do dots out dps my hots even without the caster nuking me?

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    Why does Blizzard make it so blatantly obvious that they don't play their own fucking game by not having half a god damned clue about anything?

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    Why did you claim to want fights to last longer and then gimp the fuck out of resilience and increase damage across the board?

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    Why is rage generation for bear tanking so retarded compared to set and forget death and decay and consecration?

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    Felstorm and reforging pvp gear to mastery are the two greatest inventions of blizzard.

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    FERAL DRUIDS ARE THE MOST WORTHLESS SPEC IN THE FUCKING GAME

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why can rogues one shot my druid?

    Why can paladins one shot my druid?

    Why can warriors, warlocks, druids, and mages kill me within a stun while I have full hots rolling on myself? Why can felguards kill me without the help of their warlock master?

    Why can pets hit me for 20% of my health while their owner isn't even aware it is attacking me and why won't pets fuck off after chasing me for ten years?

    Why can't I feral charge (cat) and stun before mounted enemies get out of range?

    Why is feral so worthless outside of the 20 seconds every 3 minutes when Berserk is up?

    Why do I die faster than my opponent if he doesn't even put up hots and all he uses is glyphed thorns with a 20 second duration on a 25 second cooldown? Am I supposed to get a kill within that 5 second window?

    Why can paladin instant heal themselves to full every few seconds without using mana?

    Why do warrior passive abilities outheal the damage of five dps teaming up on him?

    Why can death knights outheal five people teaming up on them?

    Why can I keep lifeblooms rolling on myself full time and spam moonfire at max range for the entire duration of a battleground and never dip below 99% mana and come out with top damage done and be practically invincible unless I'm teamed up on or one shot by the aforementioned OP classes?

    Why the fuck was thorns buffed so much at set at 80% uptime?

    When the fuck are druids, rogues, mages, paladins, death knights, warriors, and warlocks getting nerfed?

    Why the fuck haven't you nerfed druids, rogues, mages, paladins, death knights, warriors, and warlocks?
    because

    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why does howling blast do aoe damage that applies dots and snares with a 30 yard range at the cost of only one frost rune? Didn't you learn from S5 Icy Touch spam?

    Why the Hell would you set Avenger's Shield to a 15 second CD refreshed any time the paladin deals damage?

    Why do paladins have divine shield up every time I attack them?

    Why did you make every dot in the fucking game last ten thousand years?

    Why did you remove CC reduction talents? Do you really think everybody dying in a stun while their healer eats infinte CC rotations is going to be fun?
    you

    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why do dots out dps my hots even without the caster nuking me?
    touch

    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why does Blizzard make it so blatantly obvious that they don't play their own fucking game by not having half a god damned clue about anything?
    yourself

    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why did you claim to want fights to last longer and then gimp the fuck out of resilience and increase damage across the board?
    at

    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why is rage generation for bear tanking so retarded compared to set and forget death and decay and consecration?
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    I expected better from you.

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    Why does Mert feel the need to disappoint me?

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    i thought mert was ksandra

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why can rogues one shot my druid?

    Why can paladins one shot my druid?

    Why can warriors, warlocks, druids, and mages kill me within a stun while I have full hots rolling on myself? Why can felguards kill me without the help of their warlock master?

    Why can pets hit me for 20% of my health while their owner isn't even aware it is attacking me and why won't pets fuck off after chasing me for ten years?

    Why can't I feral charge (cat) and stun before mounted enemies get out of range?

    Why is feral so worthless outside of the 20 seconds every 3 minutes when Berserk is up?

    Why do I die faster than my opponent if he doesn't even put up hots and all he uses is glyphed thorns with a 20 second duration on a 25 second cooldown? Am I supposed to get a kill within that 5 second window?

    Why can paladin instant heal themselves to full every few seconds without using mana?

    Why do warrior passive abilities outheal the damage of five dps teaming up on him?

    Why can death knights outheal five people teaming up on them?

    Why can I keep lifeblooms rolling on myself full time and spam moonfire at max range for the entire duration of a battleground and never dip below 99% mana and come out with top damage done and be practically invincible unless I'm teamed up on or one shot by the aforementioned OP classes?

    Why the fuck was thorns buffed so much at set at 80% uptime?

    When the fuck are druids, rogues, mages, paladins, death knights, warriors, and warlocks getting nerfed?

    Why the fuck haven't you nerfed druids, rogues, mages, paladins, death knights, warriors, and warlocks?
    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why does howling blast do aoe damage that applies dots and snares with a 30 yard range at the cost of only one frost rune? Didn't you learn from S5 Icy Touch spam?

    Why the Hell would you set Avenger's Shield to a 15 second CD refreshed any time the paladin deals damage?

    Why do paladins have divine shield up every time I attack them?

    Why did you make every dot in the fucking game last ten thousand years?

    Why did you remove CC reduction talents? Do you really think everybody dying in a stun while their healer eats infinte CC rotations is going to be fun?
    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why do dots out dps my hots even without the caster nuking me?
    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why does Blizzard make it so blatantly obvious that they don't play their own fucking game by not having half a god damned clue about anything?
    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why did you claim to want fights to last longer and then gimp the fuck out of resilience and increase damage across the board?
    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why is rage generation for bear tanking so retarded compared to set and forget death and decay and consecration?
    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Why does Mert feel the need to disappoint me?

    because

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    i thought mert was ksandra
    damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    damn
    straight up

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    Rofl ArenaJunkies VS WoW devs on the beta did a rated WSG and the devs only got one kill the entire game so they started speed hacking to even the playing field Blizz is so fucking bad at life

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    Why are all horde cowards that refuse to fight unless there are ten of them for every one of you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    i thought mert was ksandra
    the burn of a thousand suns

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