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    I think you are overestimating crackheads

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    maybe true

    plenty of alcoholics hold jobs somewhat, don't see as many crack heads at DQ serving me a blizzard

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    or maybe they smoke a 8 ball a day.. dunno

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    It's possible.

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    You would think being a crackhead would be way more expensive but they seem to resort to sucking dick rather than a 8 hr workday

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    Sucking dick is a full time job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuePsiXI View Post
    Ryko killed my father and raped my mother.
    But he only mentioned my mother in this thread.
    Why the fuck are you still posting here? get the fuck out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Oddly enough despite being on a consistent drinking kick from like april to now, my weight has stayed within the same 4 lb range.
    Start drinking Vodka or some shit.

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    Why

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    they say cocaine and alcohol go well together, wonder what that addict would do for their money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    fuck, lol

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    You're* btw

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    Oh, thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    I saw this and immediately thought HEY HEY HEEEY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Why
    no carbs?

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    do real drugs .. jc

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    Vodka and pineapple juice, no carbs and it will make yer cum taste better for the chicks.

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    Coke is the best for losing weight tho.

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    Coke doesn't last long enough

    I think methamphetamine would be better for this

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnsemGaga View Post
    Vodka and pineapple juice, no carbs and it will make yer cum taste better for the chicks.
    I delight in the fact that this girl told my friend his cum tasted great but then she was gagging and kept complaining that she couldn't get the taste out of her mouth when she got done blowing me.

    EDIT: Wrong quote

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