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  1. #381
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    Col, if you're gonna claim pregnancy fears there are a number of options. You could date a christian, or ones who use it as a front to be cockteases. You could stick to oral, women in general respond to that better than penetration anyway. You could man up, go big and let your mental hangup manifest as an inconvenient ED issue right as you're about to do it.

    But pre-emptively sucking at everything so no girl will even look at you is a stretch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    pssssssh bitch please, i got more game than the DS library, i don't need to be mad. i have niggas waiting in line for this. I'm not raging about Ryko anyway, that's Colenzo

    I don't care either way, I was simply stating that it is not polite to kiss and tell. Did you miss that lesson? And you call me a whore.
    bitch if you have people in line for it, you need to put the phone down and pick up those cocks and do work

  3. #383
    Un-Rad Conrad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    I have fantastic references available upon request. Gentlemen who have taste and discretion, & would be willing to vouch for the cleanliness and tautness of my female equipment. Your move, jewboy.
    the internet has rarely steered me wrong before

  4. #384
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    Col, have you ever HAD a blowjob? I'd stipulate that it can't be one you gave yourself, but let's be honest, with those dimensions, you'd never be able to reach that little thing, rib removal be damned

  5. #385
    I Have The Clap Again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    no its called being a fucking whore, and its disgusting and niggardly
    c'mon son.. Don't pull the nigger card just because he was tryin to get his.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top Tier View Post
    Col, if you're gonna claim pregnancy fears there are a number of options. You could date a christian, or ones who use it as a front to be cockteases. You could stick to oral, women in general respond to that better than penetration anyway. You could man up, go big and let your mental hangup manifest as an inconvenient ED issue right as you're about to do it.

    But pre-emptively sucking at everything so no girl will even look at you is a stretch.
    Why not buy her a PS3?

  7. #387
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    c'mon son.. Don't pull the nigger card just because he was tryin to get his.
    That's not what that word means.

    In fact Colenzo used it wrong too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top Tier View Post
    Col, if you're gonna claim pregnancy fears there are a number of options. You could date a christian, or ones who use it as a front to be cockteases. You could stick to oral, women in general respond to that better than penetration anyway. You could man up, go big and let your mental hangup manifest as an inconvenient ED issue right as you're about to do it.

    But pre-emptively sucking at everything so no girl will even look at you is a stretch.
    what in the fuck are you even talking about LOL

  9. #389
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    Why would you ever fuck somebody with a condom on? If I was going to use some bitches pussy with a layer of plastic between my dick and them walls, why would I even bother? If I want to fuck something with plastic on the end of my dick ill get a fleshlight.
    And boom goes the dynamite.
    He's a virgin. Calling it now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Col, have you ever HAD a blowjob? I'd stipulate that it can't be one you gave yourself, but let's be honest, with those dimensions, you'd never be able to reach that little thing, rib removal be damned
    thewillpower.org

  11. #391
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    You have to be doing poorly if you can't even make a shot at me that even titanss will support.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    That's not what that word means.
    niggardly doesn't mean being a nigger? explain it to me then

  13. #393
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    what in the fuck are you even talking about LOL
    Did I stutter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    niggardly doesn't mean being a nigger? explain it to me then
    Code:
    nig·gard·ly   [nig-erd-lee]
    –adjective 
    1. reluctant to give or spend; stingy; miserly. 
    2. meanly or ungenerously small or scanty: a niggardly tip to a waiter.

    Shit's like 10th grade vocabulary

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    damn, fuckin webster owned you, that's harsh

  16. #396
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    i have niggas waiting in line for this. And you call me a whore.

    lol, why yes, yes I do.

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    so really acting niggardly is more like being a jew

    i can say that because i am one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    damn, fuckin webster owned you, that's harsh
    Don't even get me started on you, you fucking sad excuse for a slut

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    And boom goes the dynamite.
    He's a virgin. Calling it now.
    I am, big fucking deal? I don't go around on the internet posting about it though? This is the shit I'm talking about. Going on the internet, posting about your sexual preferences and the dicks you fuck and the pussies you juggle. Its fucking disgusting and I honestly don't understand the behavior. I have had SO MUCH fucking pussy thrown at me and I have turned it down on a regular basis. Why? Because its not classy and it doesn't do it for me. I would much rather have a relationship than have some sort of fake fucking existence I go on internet forums and brag about to people that I don't give a fuck about. Thats cool though, I mean if you really need to validate your lifestyles and your day to day life by seeking the approval of the fucksticks around here so be it. Just don't be surprised when somebody like me comes along and tells you how fucking pathetic and disgusting you are.

  20. #400
    THIS IS NOT LIVEJOURNAL DOT COM
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    say what thou wilt, trying to pass off not being mad by attacking feverishly is still gonna make you look mad


    you brag about your business, and act surprised when someone calls you out on it oooooo


    deal motherfuckers, can you?

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