NFL Week 11: GET HIM, GET IT?

[Tyche]

So Nike has posted some concept unforms since they'll be making the new Uni's. I like them...a lot.

http://www.backstagegfx.com/forum/up...1287416896.png

This is the only one I've seen, so don't ask me for your team.

[Mizango]

Oh those are pretty bad ass.

[Cephius]

I think Celek has caught like 3 balls the last 3 weeks, never picking him in fantasy again

Djax torched the Giants last year, I really hope they do a better job of it. Keep Vick in the pocket, make LeSean McCoy beat you or something. Defense needs to come to play and UNLEASH THE BRADSHAW

[Conrad]

I think Celek has caught like 3 balls the last 3 weeks, never picking him in fantasy again

Djax torched the Giants last year, I really hope they do a better job of it. Keep Vick in the pocket, make LeSean McCoy beat you or something. Defense needs to come to play and UNLEASH THE BRADSHAW

That's fine, just opens up Maclin. Also screen passes all day to Shady McCoy

[Tyche]

Vick just doesn't utilize TEs...why should he? He never has. Unless he had a TE like Gates who can go down the field. Checking down for Vick is a 10 yard scramble.

[Chun Liroy]

BOTH OF WHICH ARE ON MY FANTASY TEAM.

[Mizango]

Idk man, Crumpler used to rape the fuck out of us when Vick was in ATL. Then again he had no receivers other than Joe Horn.

[Cephius]

Vick just doesn't utilize TEs...why should he? He never has. Unless he had a TE like Gates who can go down the field. Checking down for Vick is a 10 yard scramble.

Celek struggled even when Kolb was QB, and they supposedly had a great chemistry or whatever. Celek has turned into Roy Williams and seems to drop everything thrown his way, no wonder they lost confidence in him

[Conrad]

Celek struggled even when Kolb was QB, and they supposedly had a great chemistry or whatever. Celek has turned into Roy Williams and seems to drop everything thrown his way, no wonder they lost confidence in him

He doesn't really get a lot of looks anymore but I think that was a function of changing the system for Vick. He seems to be a decent blocker though, since our oline is usually our weakest point and Vick has had a lot of time to make plays this year. I'm happy with him.

[Chun Liroy]

And yet again Witten Reigns as the best TE in the division. inb4miz.

[Man0warr]

Witten has had some big catches but he's been having to block too much this year. I hate the O-line.

[Bregor]

So close to .500 ATS... I'll get 'em this week.

Record:
76-52 straight
62-63-3 ATS


THU, NOV 18

Chicago at Miami (-1.5) - I don't care about your records, this is a terrible game and the NFL should feel terrible for putting it on in prime time. I feel like when the teams are about even in my book, home teams do well. Also I think the Dolphins will harass Cutler all night long. Miami wins and covers.

SUN, NOV 21

Buffalo at Cincinnati (-5.5) -

Spoiler: show

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Bengals win, Bills cover.

Detroit at Dallas (-6.5) - Really, Dallas? I mean seriously? Every player gave up on the season to get Wade fired. And you get it done, then come out and light up the Giants in New York? Kill yourselves. Every last motherfucker on your sorry ass roster. That said, I have zero faith in Detroit on the road. It'll be a shootout at least. Cowboys win, Lions cover.

Washington at Tennessee (-7) - GET 'EM. Titans win and cover.

Arizona at Kansas City (-8) - KC has looked pretty meh recently, but in their defense they've been on the road. This is a good home game to get their mojo back. Think Arizona has made any calls to Jake Plummer recently? Chiefs win and cover.

Green Bay at Minnesota (+3) - Minnesota isn't good. They haven't been all season. I don't care about Favre's old man junk or whether or not they fire Chilly. Green Bay was getting hot heading into the bye. I feel about them like I did the Jets coming out of their bye - sometimes you'd just like to keep playing every week when it's working. That said, Minnesota. Packers win and cover.

Houston at NY Jets (-7) - I'm tired of the "LOL DA JETS NEEDID OVERTIEM AGAINST DA BROWNS!!!11" talk on here. Shut up you fucking cocksmokers. The Jets win games when they get into double digits, and Houston's defense is atrocious. New York wins and covers.

Oakland at Pittsburgh (-7) - Oakland's offense is trending in the wrong direction, and isn't it about time McFadden got hurt again? Pittsburgh's defense is about as good as it gets, despite Brady basically throwing a perfect game against them last week. Now that Jeff Reed's gone, they can get going in the right direction. Steelers win and cover.

Baltimore at Carolina (+10) -

Spoiler: show

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Ravens win and cover.

Cleveland at Jacksonville (-1.5) - The Jags are riding high after the luckiest Hail Mary ever, which means it's just about time someone brought them back down to earth. That someone is Peyton Fucking Hillis. Browns in the upset.

Tampa Bay at San Francisco (-3) - Tampa is 6-3 despite being outscored this year. I think it's time N'awlins and the ATL pull away in that division. San Fran's riding the Troy Smith train for now, I think he makes just enough plays to keep it going. 49ers win, Tampa covers.

Seattle at New Orleans (-11.5) - The Bush is back! This line is huge, though. People are probably still skittish after the Giants pasted them at home. With Hasselbeck in, Seattle has been decent. Saints win, Seahawks cover.

Atlanta at St. Louis (+3) - When placing my hypothetical bets this week, this feels like a trap game. I've felt for a while that the Falcons are one of the better teams in the NFL. Do I go with my gut and take the Rams, or stick to my guns and pick Atlanta? Feel like this could be a close one. PS: Fuck Jason Snelling. I'll hedge and say Falcons win, Rams cover.

Indianapolis at New England (-3.5) - The best part of this game will be Jim Nantz. Remember when this was the game of the year, all years? The Colts haven't clicked as well on the road, and Belichick is still the zen master of the league. Pats win and cover.

NY Giants at Philadelphia (-3) -

Spoiler: show

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Eagles win and cover.

MON, NOV 22

Denver at San Diego (-10) - What is this line I don't even. Chargers win, Broncos cover.

[Deejay]

Idk man, Crumpler used to rape the fuck out of us when Vick was in ATL. Then again he had no receivers other than Joe Horn.

Crumpler had a vacation home in Hawaii when Vick was in ATL. Tyche doesn't know wtf

[archibaldcrane]

Denver at San Diego (-10) - What is this line I don't even. Chargers win, Broncos cover.

This line is fucking bonkers.

[archibaldcrane]

I think the Bears are going to shut the Wildcat right the fuck down, and if Thigpen doesn't throw Marshall's way, the 'Fins are going to lose a very low-scoring game.

[Chun Liroy]

What's vick's record as starter?

[Cephius]

Chargers always seem to turn it on late in the year, betters probably buy into that. Though Rivers is in full-on beast mode, he's getting Floyd and Gates back, and Denver sucks against the pass.

[archibaldcrane]

Coming into this season he was 38-28-1 in 67 starts if my random internet source is correct.

[Rhinox]

I think the Bears are going to shut the Wildcat right the fuck down, and if Thigpen doesn't throw Marshall's way, the 'Fins are going to lose a very low-scoring game.

Smart man

[Tyche]

Gates may not return. They're saying 50-50. Dude tore his plantar, I can't see how the hell he plays.