angry thoughts i've had lately

[Blarg]

chauvinist

[Ivve]

too loud. can a relationship recover from paper bag usage, you think?

[Tajin]

i have one. a) it's not all it's cracked up to be and i never fucking use it, and b) completely different experience. i like having a whole body there, i like the packaging of a man. i just don't necessarily want to look him in the face. sometimes i just wanna twist that shit around the other way so he feels like he's the one getting fucked. then i want to roll his ass out of the bed on the floor and sleep right in the middle. OUT OF MY SHEETS MOTHERFUCKER, BEGONE

Ah, ok I got your point now then, yep, paper bag ftw.

[Tajin]

Duct Tape, go Dexter on them fuckers.

[Shiroikage]

too loud. can a relationship recover from paper bag usage, you think?

if you gave it some sort of mystical quality yeah

[Ivve]

it's just one fucker, i'm married. just pissed off.

[Callisto]

1. i wish there was a way i could fuck men, get mine, and have their face pressed into the goddamned mattress so i don't have to look at them. like if i could just twist their head around, my life would be perfect.

I'd be up for trying, let me start on some neck stretches

[Callisto]

could you just like, put a pillow over my head, or does it physically have to face the other direction?

[Callisto]

either way it's fine but the stipulation is that if I have to actually turn my neck to make my head face backwards, you're required to call me The Sexorcist

[Antithesis]

1. i wish there was a way i could fuck men, get mine, and have their face pressed into the goddamned mattress so i don't have to look at them. like if i could just twist their head around, my life would be perfect.

Paperbag

[Krye]

Had to hearth and repair, but I'm still going strong, I got the shadowforge key and made it to the Grim Guzzler

[Xajii]

either way it's fine but the stipulation is that if I have to actually turn my neck to make my head face backwards, you're required to call me The Sexorcist

lol

one thing you could do is pretend you have an elaborate rape fantasy involving a mask that completely covers their face

as far as wanting him to feel like he's being fucked, you could bend him over and fuck him in the ass

[Krye]

Holy shit look what I just got

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...Thomas/CoF.png

1% drop rate off Ambassador Flamelash, bitches

[Shiroikage]

Is it at least decent for your level?

[Krye]

It's terrible for prot paladins, looks cool as shit though

[Shiroikage]

At least that is worth something

[Kuya]

All of the problems in the world can be solved by having a penis.

[Blarg]

what if your problem is that you have your penis caught in industrial equipment.

[Krye]

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/2..._cAm7g-L-2.jpg

[Ohaigaiz]

ivve have you ever gotten one of these guys

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i bet you have