angry thoughts i've had lately

[Ansems]

4. i have worked very hard over the course of my life to develop a demeanor that communicates DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH ME without using words, with great success. i do not like to be touched. i do not want to shake your hand. i don't want a hug. luckily, you can see that and you don't even try. unfortunately i have not developed the facet of that personality trait that conveys DO NOT FUCKING JABBER AT ME ABOUT DUMB SHIT. i do not care about your personal life. our time together is brief, so let's keep it light.

does no touching mean no high fives as well?

[Ohaigaiz]

for example, i'm watching porn and this girl is getting railed. the dude starts moaning.

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[Ansems]

1. Yesterday was my brothers 1 yr anniversary of his death, even tho I have most of the money that he left for his kids, there's still $200,000 + jewelry that my aunt has and does not want to give back. I went with my older nephew and my niece to her house to demand at least the jewelry back cause that's what we care about the most and they basically laughed at our faces. My nephew and I ended up in a physical altercation versus my aunt, my girl cousin, her man and my boy cousin while my niece was in the corner crying. After that whole brawl I decided to call the cops cause my cousin's man threatened my nephews life and he is a minor. Unfortunately nothing really happened with the cops.

It's to the point that I don't care if I go to jail for the rest of my life. I wanna see those people in a mess of hurt for the rest of my life. There is nothing in this world that I love most than my niece, my two nephew and the memory of my brother. They disrespected all of them.

2. Justin Bieber can lick the very tip of my dick, I hate that faggot.

3. A book about Severus Snape should be in the works because he is the man. It angers me that there isn't one.

4. My niece wants a puppy for xmas but not just any puppy, a large dog puppy. So it can take dumps the size of mount Everest in my backyard. FUCK THAT.

[Lucienne]

You seem pretty bored of your life.
Should pack your bags, go to Mexico and fuck a hot stranger, or something in those lines anyway.

And Ansem wtf, if you love the kids, leave them out of it. The last thing they need is to be dragged into family quarrels.

[Day]

Reverse cowgirl

[Ivve]

not good enough. they get to see too much. i pretty much want to fuck in a way that gives the other person really fucking minimal enjoyment.

[Ivve]

basically i want to be a man so i have that option

[Conrad]

a shitty man*

[Conrad]

Can't speak for other guys, but I'm only happy if she's happy.

[Lurking Badger]

Gain lots of weight.

[Krye]

Can't speak for other guys, but I'm only happy if she's happy.

That's because you're a faggot.

I'm only happy if she's not happy.

Women are objects to be used and abused.

[Rocl]

That's because you're a faggot.

I am offended because a faggot should not care if a woman is pleased during sex because a true faggot would not be fucking a woman.

[Rocl]

that said, call me

[Conrad]

That's because you're a faggot.

I'm only happy if she's not happy.

Women are objects to be used and abused.

lol

[Charismatic]

Gain lots of weight.

This is pretty much her only option... even then he'll probably still enjoy it to a degree.
I say this as someone who has often jumped on the grenade for buddies

Spoiler: show

and liked it

[Mizango]

Crisis averted. You know I gots this.

[Colenzo]

UP TOP

[Ragnell]

lol

[Ivve]

then when do i get mines

[Callisto]

usually when you click on the wrong box next to the numbers, but it's a logic game really, the numbers tell you how many mines are touching the box so you can usually narrow it down to just a couple boxes where it's a 50/50 and you click and hope for the best