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  1. #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    1. i wish there was a way i could fuck men, get mine, and have their face pressed into the goddamned mattress so i don't have to look at them. like if i could just twist their head around, my life would be perfect.
    pegging, I think you'd be good at it and it serves the purpose. get the right equipment and you'll still get off while you do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    Sounds like this thread could use some fucking pegging.
    ALL FUCKING THREADS IN SPAM END UP BACK TO FUCKING PEGGING

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucienne View Post

    And Ansem wtf, if you love the kids, leave them out of it. The last thing they need is to be dragged into family quarrels.
    If it was up to me I would leave it alone but my niece wants her dads stuff, I can't say no. shits complicated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    too loud. can a relationship recover from paper bag usage, you think?
    also ballgag.

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    Step 1: be on top
    Step 2: cover his face with a pillow
    You're already familiar with steps 3&4


    Addendum: if his face were in your snatch where it's supposed to be, you wouldn't need to worry about looking at him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Step 1: be on top
    Step 2: cover his face with a pillow
    You're already familiar with steps 3&4


    Addendum: if his face were in your snatch where it's supposed to be, you wouldn't need to worry about looking at him.
    I like the addendum

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    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Step 1: be on top
    Step 2: cover his face with a pillow
    You're already familiar with steps 3&4


    Addendum: if his face were in your snatch where it's supposed to be, you wouldn't need to worry about looking at him.
    i lol'd

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    I'm ok with this.

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    I am full of angry thoughts

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    if you act out the angry thoughts you will feel better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucienne View Post
    You seem pretty bored of your life.
    Should pack your bags, go to Mexico and fuck a hot stranger, or something in those lines anyway.

    And Ansem wtf, if you love the kids, leave them out of it. The last thing they need is to be dragged into family quarrels.
    Fuck you we dont need more cubans in mexico, hell we dont need more mexicans.

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    So how about that felching

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tajin View Post
    Fuck you we dont need more cubans in mexico, hell we dont need more mexicans.
    Mexico doesn't even need to exist any further it's pretty much a worse India

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    We need Mexico to exist so that we look better, come on... obvious shit.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    now that japan has female sex robots, they need to start working on male sex robots.


    that cry while having sex

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    Why would the Japanese ever work on male sex robots? I mean, come on... do you think women are the ones making robots?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    We need Mexico to exist so that we look better, come on... obvious shit.
    the entire world does that already, mexico is just the most convenient example because it is closer

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    Why would the Japanese ever work on male sex robots? I mean, come on... do you think women are the ones making robots?
    they will make it eventually so they can film porn with the robots.

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    As much as I want to agree they'll never make them robot porn would be hilarious so I would like them to pursue robodicks.

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    No homo.

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