Random Image Thread XXXII: A personal appeal from Kerbyyy Kerberoz

[Mizango]

Then again all white people with rags on look the same. Might as well be Jesse Ventura.

[foopy]

possible reposts:

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nsfw + spider gifs:

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[6souls]

http://www.superphotospace.com/image...8ec675d9-t.jpg

http://popawesome.com/wp-content/upl...n-travolta.jpg

[Day]

mizzz youze be trollan

[Alleya]

Thank you Foopy. That's how you make a man's random image post!

[Max™]

http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/0...n-my-voice.jpghttp://images1.memegenerator.net/Ima...ame=Tay-Zonday
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.c...51eccb8610.jpg
http://images2.memegenerator.net/Ima...me=bear-grylls
http://images1.memegenerator.net/Ima...Name=Geico-Guy
http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...f58180d004.jpg
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/freemanic_paracusia.png


Farnsworth: I wonder what the scientific term for this is, technically it's paracusia, like the comic above, but there is more going on when essentially EVERYONE experiences it under certain conditions.

Morgan Freeman: I wonder if I can get royalties for the use of my voice by everyone reading this.

[Alleya]

These don't work on me. Ya'll just lack a sense of identity I think!

[Gregorio]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_piXE8lFEAB...edaykinect.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_piXE8lFEAB...hhxwo1_500.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_piXE8lFEAB...00/Snownan.jpg

[Kuwait-cafe]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_piXE8lFEAB...00/Snownan.jpg

Conan

[Spoony Bob]

It's actually a snowman

[Day]

lol

[ZarakiKujata]

That looks so lifelike and pale.

[miokomioko]

I thought it was an unfinished cheeto head.

[Max™]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_piXE8lFEAB...00/Snownan.jpg

Conan

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...bestinlife.jpg

[Demosthenes11]

for the love of god, can someone explain the land before time thing to me ;(
im tarded or something

[ZarakiKujata]

You should theres like 5 obvious jokes going on simultaneously.

[shiarua]

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http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/0...n-my-voice.jpghttp://images1.memegenerator.net/Ima...ame=Tay-Zonday
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.c...51eccb8610.jpg
http://images2.memegenerator.net/Ima...me=bear-grylls
http://images1.memegenerator.net/Ima...Name=Geico-Guy
http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...f58180d004.jpg
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/freemanic_paracusia.png


Farnsworth: I wonder what the scientific term for this is, technically it's paracusia, like the comic above, but there is more going on when essentially EVERYONE experiences it under certain conditions.

Morgan Freeman: I wonder if I can get royalties for the use of my voice by everyone reading this.

http://images1.memegenerator.net/Ima...sons-voice.jpg

[foopy]

real? if so, great way for an atheist to profit off the religious:

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http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
We are currently active in 24 states. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.

We currently cover the following states:
Maine,New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama and Ohio.

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals. [Please note: we can now offer rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in NH,VT, ID and MT ]

Thank you for your interest in Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. We hope we can help provide you with peace of mind.

edit: just read the F.A.Q. section. A+ read.

[Alarial]

Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with
Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.

Where do I sign up?

[Kerberoz]

rule 34..