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    I Just Stayed Fucking Pilled-Out Friday-Tonight ..(Need Answers For The Events That Followed)

    And the girl I stayed at the apartment the entire time with tried to hook-up(make-out)/ fuck, but all I could allow with her was the standard throat fuck every night at bedtime. She had to feel like a piece of fucking shit because I never even gave her a peck on the cheek. The only time her lips were allowed to touch any part or my body was during the throat fucking.

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    http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s/danielle.jpg

    That doesn't show her body it's shaped like humpty dumpty

    Wise? Or should I have fucked that disproportion drugged out slut then stuck my finger in her ass for kicks after wards?

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    I had to get home tonight to stay at my girlfriends house to eat Thanksgiving dinner with her family tomorrow

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    Ok anyway as I was saying I would wake up from the xanex nod out and she would be drawing my portrait, GD what a crazy few days

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    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    sounds like a classy affair

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    Shut the fuck up slut you know you love it!

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    Someone find the other thread where this retard retarded in.

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    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    not it

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    just throwin it out there

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    I always thought girls actually loved the Throat Fuck anyway

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    I can't help but think the top guy looks similar to seanr just with a pointier nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    I always thought girls actually loved the Throat Fuck anyway
    That's what I'm sayin bro you don't want to do a god damned thing to please her

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    alright titanss, i'm about to give you sound advice my nigga, just cuz i like you

    man up

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    I also did what those dudes do to Sasha Grey in her vids hold her nose while the dicks in the throat(as far as possible) gd it was awesome

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    please tell me more i am very interested in what you have to say

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    i have an answer for the events that followed

    you should go and put your hands back on the back of her head, that way they will be off the keyboard and you can stop posting

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    I like it when Ohaiguz and Merton start posting in the thread and dream of being me

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    have you 2 faggots busted a nut in a human being in the last 5 years? Jergens/Kleenex/PC is true love eh?

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    i do dream of being you

    i am being torn to pieces by lions in these dreams, why dont you go to the zoo, retards love the zoo

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    does it count if you bust a nut in a kleenex then stuff it up a human being?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    have you 2 faggots busted a nut in a human being in the last 5 years? Jergens/Kleenex/PC is true love eh?
    tu madre

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