Brill Weave Versus the Reverse Cowgirl

[AoE]

I need to find a girl who ass claps while doing reverse cowgirl.

[shepardG]

bravo sir! My wife and I are attempting to get pregnant as well, before I go to afghanistan in january. I wish you luck!

[Takedown3]

pics?

[Zoolander]

Awesome, now the fear of this happening is gunna be in the back of my head. I've had small...incidents, but an inch long blood blister? holy fuck is that terrifying

[Woozie]

Awesome, now the fear of this happening is gunna be in the back of my head.

This.

Also, the whole "trying to have a baby" thing. Does that really happen in all marriages?

Will it happen to me one day? D:

[Weiing]

Sorry but..sounds pretty crazed to get raped to have a baby... Although I'm sure this happens more often than not.

I'm surprised that she continued even when it brought you pain.

No means no!

[Headspace]

Brill Roethlisberger

[Dimmauk]

Reverse cowgirl is all fun and games till someone gets a broken dick.

Also, when did Miz become white?

[psychodwarf]

I hate it when that happens. Would read again though.

[archibaldcrane]

I kinda hate reverse cowgirl because you have to keep your legs together so she has somewhere to put her knees. Not my bag.

[Tyche]

This.

Also, the whole "trying to have a baby" thing. Does that really happen in all marriages?

Will it happen to me one day? D:

Not even pre-date screening will save you, because even if they say they don't want kids, eventually they will. Best bet, find a chick that already has kids. Comes with baggage, but at least it's not your baggage.

[Brill Weave]

It's true, don't try to convince yourselves otherwise. When baby fever hits, there's nothing you can do. Your wife/girlfriend will become a total maniac in the attempt to conceive a child. I'm not a big fan of the reverse cowgirl because you can't really move that much. It's not a position of choice for me.

[Purrrfect]

Well done, Brill.^^ It is important to pick the correct battles and know which to let slide. We look forward to your stories of Little Weave (probably some of the most notable being the 9 month pre-birth stage).

[Serif]

Your entire penis is now a blood blister?!

/clap

[Pirian]

/clap

One in long, but 11 inches around. AKA, "The Cheese Wheel."

[finitek]

Brill, as a father of two I can only say that I have been there and I know exactly what you are are talking about!

[Takedown3]

get yourself a vasectemy on the hush and get laid for lyfe

[Demosthenes11]

my gf of 5 years has recently religiously started watching 16 and pregnant and that show where it tells stories of women that have babies when they don't know they are pregnant. I'm already scared; she loves babies.

[Melchiah]

Brill, all I have to say is:

Ouch, bro. D:

[Dmitry]

Reverse cowgirl is all fun and games till someone gets a broken dick.

Also, when did Miz become white?

Miz has always been white, read the space thread.