Don't do it... kids I mean.
They are serious serious business.
Don't do it... kids I mean.
They are serious serious business.
A+, love Brill topics
/golfclap
I read that entire post imaging you as a nice old man, in a velvet robe, telling that story from a tall master chair in front of a fire, sipping on your favorite bottle of scotch.
Edit: With an equally epic beard to match the story.
Oh I man I know exactly where you're coming from.
Women seem to think cocks are flexible sponges that can take any amount of punishment... then they get freaky, angry, and masochistic when you thrust at the wrong angle.
Truly, you are a hero among men sir!
/slowclap