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    OMFG my gf is retarded

    He's more than likely going to read this, but I've been voicing it for the last three hours, so meh. I'm so angry I lack words to express it.

    Enjoy it, honey, you deserve it.

    Wall of text incoming:
    You know the basics, I'm sick, so I waitress. He has been working in the same place here in town while he's been studying, which is how I started there in the first place. The restaurant is a marchendise, and I work both here in town and in the city which is about an hour away. I kind of like the city more even though the work is much harder, because the staff is much better.

    This autumn I applied for a promotion. I had three interviews and they made me take a personality test, but in the end they decided to take a "wild card" outsider, "because she was very impressive" and promised I'm going to get a promotion this spring. I was really hoping I would think the girl was good, someone I can understand they really didn't want to miss out on.

    Well, I met this thing they picked this Saturday when working in the city where she's being tought stuff. She's a tiny 19 year old with a dead fish hand shake who has come late all three days I've worked with her and who asked me among other dumn things who is my favorite boss at the restaurant. The first day I went around laughing whenever I saw her, than I grew increasingly angry and finally I decided to quit, simply because I can't imagine to have a supervisor that is a little kid. I have a given job at the restaurant in the city, they like me and they had already offered me one earlier this autumn.

    I have spent the last few days trying to figure out how I feel about the whole situations and how to tell my boss that I cannot work under the supervision of someone I don't see as a grown up. I don't hate her, I don't dislike her. I mostly feel sorry for her, because she "doesn't know what she got herself into" (her own words), without making it seem like I'm butthurt that she got it instead of me. In all honeslty, I would have quit even if I didn't want the promotion.

    Now to get to the retarded part. I told my bf how I felt and asked him to keep quiet. One of the supervisors asked him yesterday, he told her I hadn't told him much. I was really pleased. She asked again today and he told her pretty much most of the things I said, stuff like "the supervisors in the city said they woudln't hire her as a waitress", which while it's true is something I woudl have never told them. He also managed to leave out the important details, such as the fact I think she's a kid. He even told the girl that I'm going to quit.

    What kind of fucking idiot does that?

    Wow. I actually feel less angry. lol
    Also fuck spelling, really cba.

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    this ain't livejournal and he's retarded for putting up with your teen drama bullshit.

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    GTFO

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    I see, you look old as fuck because you're mentally handicapped and you were born with physical defects

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    Finally you got it!

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    Post this in general

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    Hell no! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucienne View Post
    He's more than likely going to read this, but I've been voicing it for the last three hours, so meh. I'm so angry I lack words to express it.

    Enjoy it, honey, you deserve it.

    Wall of text incoming:
    You know the basics, I'm sick, so I waitress. He has been working in the same place here in town while he's been studying, which is how I started there in the first place. The restaurant is a marchendise, and I work both here in town and in the city which is about an hour away. I kind of like the city more even though the work is much harder, because the staff is much better.

    This autumn I applied for a promotion. I had three interviews and they made me take a personality test, but in the end they decided to take a "wild card" outsider, "because she was very impressive" and promised I'm going to get a promotion this spring. I was really hoping I would think the girl was good, someone I can understand they really didn't want to miss out on.

    Well, I met this thing they picked this Saturday when working in the city where she's being tought stuff. She's a tiny 19 year old with a dead fish hand shake who has come late all three days I've worked with her and who asked me among other dumn things who is my favorite boss at the restaurant. The first day I went around laughing whenever I saw her, than I grew increasingly angry and finally I decided to quit, simply because I can't imagine to have a supervisor that is a little kid. I have a given job at the restaurant in the city, they like me and they had already offered me one earlier this autumn.

    I have spent the last few days trying to figure out how I feel about the whole situations and how to tell my boss that I cannot work under the supervision of someone I don't see as a grown up. I don't hate her, I don't dislike her. I mostly feel sorry for her, because she "doesn't know what she got herself into" (her own words), without making it seem like I'm butthurt that she got it instead of me. In all honeslty, I would have quit even if I didn't want the promotion.

    Now to get to the retarded part. I told my bf how I felt and asked him to keep quiet. One of the supervisors asked him yesterday, he told her I hadn't told him much. I was really pleased. She asked again today and he told her pretty much most of the things I said, stuff like "the supervisors in the city said they woudln't hire her as a waitress", which while it's true is something I woudl have never told them. He also managed to leave out the important details, such as the fact I think she's a kid. He even told the girl that I'm going to quit.

    What kind of fucking idiot does that?

    Wow. I actually feel less angry. lol
    Also fuck spelling, really cba.

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    and shit like this is why the awesome people left spam

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    your life is so boring, hold on to your looks as long as you can. do everything possible to keep your vagina tight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucienne View Post
    The first day I went around laughing whenever I saw her, than I grew increasingly angry and finally I decided to quit, simply because I can't imagine to have a supervisor that is a little kid.
    Lol, you're pathetic.

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    Do you remember when you were the 19 year old with a vagina comparable to a young asian boy's anus??? old and worn out

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    I didn't actually expect people to read it.

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    Do everything humanly possible to keep this loser bf of yours. Let him violate all of your holes repeatedly before he finds a bubbly 19 year old of his own.

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    lol

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    Maybe I should go find a bubbly 19 years old myself.

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    Very inappropriate for your bf to repeat that shit. Sounds like the fucking ditz waitress they hired isn't the only kid in this situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucienne View Post
    Maybe I should go find a bubbly 19 years old myself.
    perfect, bring a friend for him. perhaps a cousin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    inb4 sera sympathisizes with Luci, then Ksandra comes in here spewing shit about how blahblahblah relationships luci you are a moron at which point this turns into sera v. Ksandra part dos
    Bitch is dumb as fuck, I won't be sucked in. Shame I can't put her on ignore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    inb4 sera sympathisizes with Luci, then Ksandra comes in here spewing shit about how blahblahblah relationships luci you are a moron at which point this turns into sera v. Ksandra part dos
    I like how you're passive-aggressively asking for this to happen while making it seem like you don't

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    Well, I am a moron for a lot of reasons really. I never wash my dirty laundry in public normally, I guess it feels like pay back in a way.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meat View Post
    perfect, bring a friend for him. perhaps a cousin
    Nah, that would actually be nice of me.

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