OMFG my gf is retarded

[Charismatic]

Who are you and what is ctb? What is going on here? Where is my food?

[Krye]

Where is my food?

In my pants

[Charismatic]

Krye, that's a silly place to put food.

[Lucienne]

Oh man this is going to be funn when Luci reads this tomorrow morning because you know she will read every letter of this thread.

I'm not sure if fun is the word I'd go for.
Wtf just happened here.
Yes, the OP is terrible, I never stated otherwise. I'm not sure why that needed 15 more pages to clarify.

Spaghetti, I'd circle all over that post.

Titans, actually this isn't the first thread I've ever started.

Ivve, does this mean we're rivals now? I'm confused.

I am a huge fag for apples

Yes

[Conrad]

damn, if we're all about to be rivals up in this shit then I'm calling dibs on being Gary Oak

[Ohaigaiz]

This thread definitely wasn't worth skimming over. Good thing I just ctrl f ohai =)

[Ivve]

Depends on if you care enough to be rivals. I don't really have that kind of conviction over one post.

[Lucienne]

I don't particularly dislike you and even if I did, I don't really hold grudge against people for long, but I mean nothing is static. I'm sure we could work around that if needed.

[Ohaigaiz]

fuckin internet friendships, lol

[Charismatic]

I have internet friends :3

[Marcicus]

damn, if we're all about to be rivals up in this shit then I'm calling dibs on being Gary Oak

you do realize that he got smashed rite

[Conrad]

by whom and when
was she hot

[Conrad]

it's pretty irrelevant anyway because, you know, gary fucking oak

[Marcicus]

It had been a while since Ash had seen Misty.

He had remained in touch but ever since she returned to her hometown of Cerulean to maintain its gym, he hadn't found time to drop by and say hello. So when Ash won a week stay in the one of Vermilion's fabulous resorts in a pokemon tournament, he decided to invite Misty and Brock for a reunion.

Memories of his victory over Lt. Surge filled his mind as he passed the Vermilion Gym, the day that solidified him as a legitimate trainer. He was almost tempted to give Surge a rematch but he had sworn off battling for the week.

Pikachu cried out gleefully when it he saw the resort in the distance. It was like something from a dream. It had a perfect view over the ocean and was surrounded with gorgeous palm trees.

"Ash! What's taken you so long?!? We've been waiting for three hours for you to arrive" a familiar voice cried out.

"I don't know, I wasn't sure if was really ready to see your face again Misty," Ash snided sarcastically. "I am delicate you know."

"What did you say?!?" Misty yelled back at him, "If it wasn't for the fact that you won this, I would slug you right now."

"Calm down. Calm down." Brock said,"Its been what 2 years and you guys can't put aside your bickering?"

"She started it," Ash said quietly. He had to admit, Misty had changed in the 2 years since he saw her last. She had let her hair grow and it had now reached down past her shoulders. She had done away with her tomboyish look in favor of one more suiting of a girl, but she'd always be that girl whose bike he accidentally destroyed 4 years ago.

They checked into the hotel and Misty decided to go tanning while Brock and Ash played a game of Poke-golf on resort's course.They talked about Ash's latest adventures and Brock's success as a pokemon breeder. After they were done, Brock decided to go check if the lady aerobics instructor needed any help with her class so Ash went to go see how Misty has doing.

When he found her on the beach basking in the glow of the sun wearing a white tube-top bikini. He noticed that Misty had changed in more ways then just her hair was growing. Her body had become more curvacious and her belly had gone tight. For a while, Ash stood staring in silence unable to think of words to say to her.

"Are you ok Ash?" Misty questioned.

[Marcicus]

"Umm what..uh...i gotta go..." Ash said quickly. For some reason he grown extremely embarassed and felt a bulge coming from his pants. He was compelled to cover this with his hands and quickly ran away before Misty could see.

"Hmm...I've never seen Ash act like that before, I wonder if he's ok..." Misty wondered to herself outloud.

"Well those I like to call a girls jigglypuffs and if their really big, I call them wigglytuffs." Brock went on to explain. "If you didn't notice, men like me get very excited by these and then our caterpies evolve into metapod. When you please your metapod, it uses a powerful string shot that leaves you with a very happy feeling. But guys aren't the only ones who need their pokemon pleased, girls like it when you used your metapod to please their shellders."

"Are you saying I should show Misty my caterpie?" Ash asked.

"No. Girls are creeped out when you do that. First you have to get her to want to see your caterpie so she can help it evolve." Brock told him.

"So are you saying I should ask Misty out on a date?" Ash asked him.

"If you want her to make your caterpie evolve, thats the only way Ash." Brock informed him.

"Then I'll do it!" Ash exclaimed cheerfully as he walked towards the door.

Ash ran to the beach but when he couldn't find Misty, he decided to go back to his suite at the resort. When he entered he saw Misty enjoying an ice cream cone with Pikachu. Figuring now would be a great time to ask her out, he sat down next.

[Marcicus]

"Hey Ash!" Misty smiled while pikachu let a pika-pika,"What was with you earlier?"

"Oh that..." Ash shrugged, "It was nothing...i..i.. just had to go to bathroom really bad.

Real smooth Ash... he thought to himself.

"oh...I thought you were sick or something," Misty sighed in relief as she went back to her ice cream. With every lick, Ash grew more and more desperate to be that cone. As he stared, he could feel his caterpie starting to learn harden. Soon Misty noticed him staring.

"What are you looking at Ash?" Misty asked with a confused look on her face. "If you want, I can get you some too."

"No its not that..." Ash said, "Misty, I've been thinking..."

"Hold on Ash" Misty interrupted as she pulled out her cell phone. It was one of her sisters calling to check up on her. As she walked around talking about girly things with her sister, Ash couldn't help but smile at how cute Misty had become. Just a few years ago, he barely even realized she was a girl, but now he couldn't think of her any other way.

He loved the way she danced around on her smooth nimble legs as her eyes brightened at the latest rumors of shopping sales. His caterpie started throbbing as he noticed the way her jigglypuffs jiggled as she bounced with glee. Suddenly he stood up and walked up to Misty. He grabbed her waist and spun her around as he laid a deep kiss on Misty.

At first, Misty resisted Ash's move but soon brought herself in to return the kiss. She threw her phone down as she wrapped her arms around Ash as he moved her towards the bedroom. Pikachu tried to follow them in but was greeted by the door shutting into his face.

As they continued thrusting their tongues down each other's throats like hungry Lickitungs, Ash moved his hands from Misty's waist up to her jigglypuffs. He softly caressed them and was surpised to find they felt much like the various Ditto's he had come across in his pokemon journey.He only stopped for enough time for Misty to pull off her shirt and bra off, exposing her pale jigglypuffs to Ash's eyes.

Ash proceeded to take his shirt off and then moved his hands down Misty's pants to feel her shellder. He was greatly confused when he found it because he had never come across a shellder that was so warm and fuzzy. As he touched it, Misty let out a sigh of pleasure and allowed Ash to remove her shorts and underwear.

She then unbuttoned Ash's pants and did something he would have never expected. At first, it seemed like she was trying to eat his metapod which panicked Ash but then he felt a great deal of pleasure coming from his metapod. He never knew his caterpie could ever feel like this!

Just as soon as he was sure his metapod would burst, misty seemed to instinctively remove his metapod from her mouth and motioned for Ash to let it crawl into her shellder. They both moaned louldy as Ash made his metapod crawl in and out of misty's shellder. Ash had never felt so alive before. As he felt his metapod readying its string shot, he pulled it out and allowed it to slow misty's speed.

[Marcicus]

"Oh Ash....that was amazing." Misty moaned in ecstacy.

"I'm glad I could please your shellder like that, although my metapod feels really worn out." Ash said.

"Don't worry about it. I'm sure it will ready for another battle soon," Misty said as she allowed Ash to cuddle her in his arms.

Ash rested his head on her soft jigglypuffs when he noticed that Misty had a tattoo right next to her shellder that looked like writing. Curiously he moved his head to see what it said and was horrified to read the words: Gary was here. Ash is a loser!

[Ohaigaiz]

i came

[Marcicus]

but no, i meant gary got mollywhopped in the johto championships by ash

[Darkslitter]

Titans, actually this isn't the first thread I've ever started.

could be your last