OMFG my gf is retarded

[Lovex]

I just want to share with everyone that one of my cats is retarded and this is the 3rd time I've come home to find that she locked herself in the bathroom.

Least your cat doesnt piss all over everything, even though he clearly knows what the litter box is for.
I've kicked my cats ass time and time again and all it's done is make him more sneaky. He waits till i goto sleep to piss on shit.

[Lucienne]

Our cat can open doors and randomly visits neghbours if we forget to lock.

[Ksandra]

Maybe your cat is afraid you're going to eat it and it's trying to lock you out of the bathroom

possible, but then she is retarded that she does it when I'm not even home.

[Ksandra]

Least your cat doesnt piss all over everything, even though he clearly knows what the litter box is for.
I've kicked my cats ass time and time again and all it's done is make him more sneaky. He waits till i goto sleep to piss on shit.

not neutered?

Our cat can open doors and randomly visits neghbours if we forget to lock.

my second cat used to know how to open certain doors (if there was a place he could jump off to turn the knob), but my two new cats can't even pull the door it if it's cracked open. I've even sat there trying to teach them like an idiot because it amazes me this is such a hard concept for them.

[Lucienne]

my second cat used to know how to open certain doors (if there was a place he could jump off to turn the knob), but my two new cats can't even pull the door it if it's cracked open. I've even sat there trying to teach them like an idiot because it amazes me this is such a hard concept for them.

He opens everything, closets, drawers, fridge, dishwasher, doors, obviously, in both directions. He knows the door is locked and he has been trying to figure out how to work it but it's luckily too hard to do while hanging on a handle. It gets really annoying at times.

[Lovex]

not neutered?



my second cat used to know how to open certain doors (if there was a place he could jump off to turn the knob), but my two new cats can't even pull the door it if it's cracked open. I've even sat there trying to teach them like an idiot because it amazes me this is such a hard concept for them.

He was an outside cat when I found him. declawed, nuetered etc. It was clear someone threw him out. Eeven took him to the vet.

I asked myself why anyone would throw sucha cute cat out since he is very affectionate... Later i realized why.

He literally pisses on anything that is cotton like. Clothes, towels, blankets. He uses the little box though.. I started whippin his ass and now he just waits till everyone sleep
then starts pissing everywhere. I even caught him mid piss one time and gave him a nice spankin and he still doesnt get it.

He's a very cute cat tho. Just a nasty lil fucker,

[Ksandra]

He was an outside cat when I found him. declawed, nuetered etc. It was clear someone threw him out. Eeven took him to the vet.

I asked myself why anyone would throw sucha cute cat out since he is very affectionate... Later i realized why.

He literally pisses on anything that is cotton like. Clothes, towels, blankets. He uses the little box though.. I started whippin his ass and now he just waits till everyone sleep
then starts pissing everywhere. I even caught him mid piss one time and gave him a nice spankin and he still doesnt get it.

He's a very cute cat tho. Just a nasty lil fucker,

cats don't learn by spanking very well. he's probably still trying to mark his territory cause he's happy he's not stuck outside anymore.

[Lovex]

Yes, I beat the shit outta him and enjoyed it. They say you shouldn't beat cats to discipline but trust me, this one deserves it.

I have two other cats, female, that my husband got me (one named fafnir^.^) and they are angels. Never ever piss/shit on anything but litter AND they even go outside
to puke up hairballs. Boy cats are so much more maitenance.

I don't wanna throw him out cause he has no claws to defend himself and if i take him to shelter they gonna put him to sleep most likely or he'll be caged forever... Hes not a baby.

I really need to figure somethin out though cause my husband really hates this cat....

One of my cats is 18 years old and healthy as can be. Very active and has energy. Had her since i was a kid lol im 23 now^^

[Ksandra]

Yes, I beat the shit outta him and enjoyed it. They say you shouldn't beat cats to discipline but trust me, this one deserves it.

well, people against spanking cats doesn't have to do with the idea that spanking is bad. It's a cat's mentality. A dog knows you're their owner, a cat just thinks they happen to live with you. Hence, the reason they are semi hard to train to begin with. They feel no obligation to do anything you say. Spanking them doesn't really teach them so much as makes them think you are bad company, but they stick around because the food is good.

[Lovex]

On a serious note, I feel really blessed my oldest cat has lived this long and she really looks healthy. Shes still runnin around the house, good weight, little chunky. She has a lot of energy. It's kinda amzing tbh, cause i would think cats at her age would start to.. ;/ well.. you know. But she is amazingly energetic and healthy. My mommy got her for me when I was a lil kid XD!

Okay, I know im a bit of a troll bitch most times but I do love cats!

[Lovex]

I had a dog too but he died after five or so years. He got a very nasty ear infection and no matter what i did it wouldnt go away. He was always in so much pain.
It was really hard on us cause he was half german shepard half saint bernard so he was a big ass dog.

During the summer, flies would... chew on his ear. It was so gross. I took him to vet so many times and his ear just kept getting worse and worse.
The flies would literally eat at his ear. Unless we brung him in he would get these huge parts on his eat that had been chewed on to the point they were bleeding badly..

One day it was blizzard outside so let him in. He came in, eat big dinner, layed down with us while we were watching a movie and died. Didnt notice he was dead
until movie was over....

[Chun Liroy]

my 15 yo dog died a few days ago. lol. Fuck cats.

[Ksandra]

my 15 yo dog died a few days ago. lol. Fuck cats.

dogs are awesome too! but kitties are so cuddly wuddly

[Lovex]

I'll never own another dog after that experience. That was really awful. Struggled to get him help and nothing worked... I feel kinda guilty about it. I wish i had put him to sleep had i known he woulda died anyway. He seemed to be in pain often and i had hoped we could cure him of it. Vets never said anything about him possibly dying.. Never advised me to put him out either.

[Chun Liroy]

dogs are awesome too! but kitties are so cuddly wuddly

Cats are for lonely lesbians.

[Chun Liroy]

Also, I'm really allergic to cats. Fuck that shit.

[Lovex]

check ur inbox ks. i has some questions about cats for u

[Ksandra]

Cats are for lonely lesbians.

I am married!

[Ksandra]

and could never be a lesbian

[Ksandra]

About how to turn your owner gay, that is.

stick it in their pooper