NFL Week 13: Uman

[Demosthenes11]

like cel, I'd much rather see the jags in the playoffs rather than the colts. a playoffs with the jets pats steelers ravens chiefs jags is a pretty damn easy one

[Mizango]

lol Leroy.

OROTY huh? Unless that stands for "operational recipient of the year" then you're fucked. Not that he was winning that shit before his injury, but atleast now you have an excuse

[Chun Liroy]

Bradford is lucky How about Choice though bro? You see that 20 yard TD? Makin' fools look silly. Namely Jerry Jones.

[Mizango]

I'm happy for Choice. Not flashy but gets the job done. Too bad they will go back to sorry ass Barber and fragile Felix next week as the feature backs.

Second 100 yard game of the season by a Cowboy back, and he did it in one "start". God those coaches are dumb.

[Lordender]

I'm happy for Choice. Not flashy but gets the job done. Too bad they will go back to sorry ass Barber and fragile Felix next week as the feature backs.

Second 100 yard game of the season by a Cowboy back, and he did it in one "start". God those coaches are dumb.

Everytime I watch a cowboys game the only thing that gets me to say WTF is their kicker doing that weird as fuck shuffle he does before he kicks. It looks so out of place and weird to me.

[Mizango]

Its cause he's stupid. But yeah I noticed that too.

[Chun Liroy]

I'm happy for Choice. Not flashy but gets the job done. Too bad they will go back to sorry ass Barber and fragile Felix next week as the feature backs.

Second 100 yard game of the season by a Cowboy back, and he did it in one "start". God those coaches are dumb.

Idk, JJ made a point of saying that he would be getting a role that would diminish his need to perform well on ST.

"He's about to earn himself a spot where he doesn't have to make up for his special-teams shortcoming," Jones said after the Cowboys' 38-35 overtime win over the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday. "The third back has to be a whiz. But if you're the second back, you don't necessarily need to be a whiz on special teams."

Can't wait. And miz you can't even knock Felix anymore, he hasn't even missed a game this season lol.

[Mizango]

He limped off the field yesterday after a routine tackle. Dude's a raging pussy. I can knock him for averaging 30 ypg and having inferior stats compared to Tebow.

[Demosthenes11]

Everytime I watch a cowboys game the only thing that gets me to say WTF is their kicker doing that weird as fuck shuffle he does before he kicks. It looks so out of place and weird to me.

it's actually the superbowl shuffle - he knows it's the closest he will get to the SB

[Chun Liroy]

He limped off the field yesterday after a routine tackle. Dude's a raging pussy. I can knock him for averaging 30 ypg and having inferior stats compared to Tebow.

So? He's missed like 5 total plays the entire season. Go ahead go for the stats but you can't say anything about health lol. I mean Choice has infinitely more TDs than him. Surprised you're not calling Dez a pussy for not walking off a broken ankle.

[Mizango]

So? He's missed like 5 total plays the entire season. Go ahead go for the stats but you can't say anything about health lol. I mean Choice has infinitely more TDs than him. Surprised you're not calling Dez a pussy for not walking off a broken ankle.

Nah, pussies sit out with broken pinky fingers. I just wanted to point out the Roty Dez excuse before you could saddle up and ride that bitch to town for the next 6 months. lolFelix, him missing plays is irrelevant since he splits so many carries with Barber and Choice is 3rd down back, so of those "5 plays" missed, he was probably in the backfield 4 times per drive assuming Kitna was moving the ball lol. Troy called Felix a "work horse" yesterday after his 14th carry hahahahaha. Yeah brah, 14 carries is a goddamn work load.... for a bitch nigga playing RB maybe. Tell Hillis 14 carries is alot, tell AP 14 carries is alot.

What a joke.

[Moss]

I heard Stonehands didn't help carry Dez off the field because he was "just there to play football"

[Mizango]

I heard Stonehands didn't help carry Dez off the field because he was "just there to play football"

Oh man loool. That and he would have probably dropped him.

[Moss]

lol, or Jerrah would have been like "Hands off my baby!" and forced a fumble

[Mizango]

lol

[Cleverness]

I heard Stonehands didn't help carry Dez off the field because he was "just there to play football"

Oh god lol

So I wasn't reading the thread yesterday, I miss any jokes about Jason Garrett beating both Mannings that I need to go back and skim?

[Demosthenes11]

so barring any awful play the last few weeks, if brady wins tonight and has a good game, mvp is a lock right?

[Cleverness]

Depends on his performance, but yea if he rapes tonight I'd imagine he's in really good standing. Peyton's last few weeks have been god awful so he's definitely out.

[Headspace]

MVP of what? Throwing 5 yard passes?

Like I said years ago, Brady will just sit back and let whoever's receiving do all the work.

[archibaldcrane]

so barring any awful play the last few weeks, if brady wins tonight and has a good game, mvp is a lock right?

ITP: People who don't know how Aaron Rodgers has overcome his entire team being out with injury and winning games completely by himself 1 on 22.