Gimp/Confused/WTF Player Thread XXI: i have a doctors note

[Icsima]

Please post the screenshot where the PLD used Primeval Brew :D! Oh and also Sanjurio, if we were wiping so bad, why was your LS looking to jack our pop? And also, love how you were begging for the buds. Lets Brenner any day and I'll show you how gimp and weak our LS is, ok? Oh and who cares about Doomga when you have Atma of the Apocalypse, or wait... You don't have it?

I think I know why you think he brewed, cause he can push above 1.6k HP while weakened? Aw well, that's why PLD is outdated for tanking cause people don't know how to use it!

Have fun in game, just don't cross our path again, you may regret even considering playing this game ever again. We clear?

[Hayguyz]

Have fun in game, just don't cross our path again, you may regret even considering playing this game ever again. We clear?

ethuggin.

Also using hate reset as a reason for wiping? I get hate back with 1 attack round on monk, you're doing it wrong.

[Byrthnoth]

I'd typically do this (on DNC) with a MNK/NIN, healer, and whoever else happened to be helping us farm. Two melee on it, so one hate reset wasn't an issue. We would typically pop in Blunt and spam things until Discernment told us what the right WS type was (assuming someone wanted the gloves), and then we'd swap weapons, trigger blue, and kill it. I probably averaged 3-5 Holy waters per Chloris, though I'd bring 2 stacks if I was doing it solo. This worked for 50 buds without a wipe.

Chloris is freaking blind. I wouldn't even put up Fan Dance during Hundred Fists most of the time. Just toss on the evasion kit and ride it out.

[Avarice]

And also, love how you were begging for the buds.

when you have Atma of the Apocalypse, or wait... You don't have it?

http://www.bluegartr.com/[QUOTE=Icsima;4341293]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...awke/Playa.png

What's up, playa?

[Fievel]

Please post the screenshot where the PLD used Primeval Brew :D! Oh and also Sanjurio, if we were wiping so bad, why was your LS looking to jack our pop? And also, love how you were begging for the buds. Lets Brenner any day and I'll show you how gimp and weak our LS is, ok? Oh and who cares about Doomga when you have Atma of the Apocalypse, or wait... You don't have it?

I think I know why you think he brewed, cause he can push above 1.6k HP while weakened? Aw well, that's why PLD is outdated for tanking cause people don't know how to use it!

Have fun in game, just don't cross our path again, you may regret even considering playing this game ever again. We clear?

Holy shit I'm having trouble deciding which part of this I want to be my new sig

[Hyriu]

Please post the screenshot where the PLD used Primeval Brew :D! Oh and also Sanjurio, if we were wiping so bad, why was your LS looking to jack our pop? And also, love how you were begging for the buds. Lets Brenner any day and I'll show you how gimp and weak our LS is, ok? Oh and who cares about Doomga when you have Atma of the Apocalypse, or wait... You don't have it?

I think I know why you think he brewed, cause he can push above 1.6k HP while weakened? Aw well, that's why PLD is outdated for tanking cause people don't know how to use it!

Have fun in game, just don't cross our path again, you may regret even considering playing this game ever again. We clear?

Holy fuck.

Maybe Leviathan isn't so bad after all

[Greatguardian]

http://www.bluegartr.com/[IMG]http:/...awke/Playa.png

What's up, playa?

Stop pretending to be me meanie face.

[Icsima]

Time and place, let's play then! Don't need to argue here, proves nothing.

[AzazaelFenrir]

Please post the screenshot where the PLD used Primeval Brew :D! Oh and also Sanjurio, if we were wiping so bad, why was your LS looking to jack our pop? And also, love how you were begging for the buds. Lets Brenner any day and I'll show you how gimp and weak our LS is, ok? Oh and who cares about Doomga when you have Atma of the Apocalypse, or wait... You don't have it?

I think I know why you think he brewed, cause he can push above 1.6k HP while weakened? Aw well, that's why PLD is outdated for tanking cause people don't know how to use it!

Have fun in game, just don't cross our path again, you may regret even considering playing this game ever again. We clear?

No pretty sure most people here know how to use PLD for tanking. (Job Change)(Monk).

[Tsuko_Asura]

I've never wished so hard for Isla to not see spam going on

[solanis]

Holy fuck.

Maybe Leviathan isn't so bad after all

I'm jelly of cerb, our gimps are just indignant when prodded, these people are... a whole magical class all their own.

edit: I actually think we might be getting trolled, this is like the checklist of how to be retarded... ethuggin, pld, 18 people, brenner/ballista, skill w/o gear, it's everything lol

[Jeryhn]

Is this guy serious? lol

EDIT: Even better. Check out this guy's Electrum Ring WHM with the 17 BLM sub.
http://www.ffxiah.com/player/Cerberus/Icsimaa

[Icsima]

Golden isn't it? Just like you can't brew your own Shinryu to get the knife and cape on your own?

[Jeryhn]

Have actually, drop rate is just crap as we all know.

But please, keep trying to deflect the lols from your gimpshit linkshell by mentioning brews incessantly. It's, like, totally working.

[Tsuko_Asura]

Seeing the face behind the text makes this even more hilarious

edit: also flee and defender merits

[Icsima]

Hmm, shit drop rate on helm, body and cloak. Not on dagger, scythe or cape. Like I said, posting on a forum is great, let's put the theory to test in game and have a go. Or can't because it's outside abyssea and you can't use Atma?

[Jeryhn]

No, your flee merits will ensure I can never kill you in Brenner. As much as I'd love to chase your skirts, I'm gonna let this one go and be satisfied with the lols I've already had.

[Icsima]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wuss.

[solanis]

just stop.

[isladar]

lol, wow. Not Tyrese-tier, but getting there. There's like three or four thread title candidates in the last page alone.