Random Fail X: also im the fastest MA

[Leolai]

Had a random nin leeching our flux #7 today and provided some entertainment. Talked alot of tough prefight and he died 25 secs after us engaging w/o rr, so no leeched coins for him! Better luck next time Forceofwill

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/a...olol/talk1.png

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/a...olol/talk2.png

[Kohan]

My only comment regarding those screenshots is how I absolutely adore Dunkydouble's name, and have found it one of the most entertaining whenever I've seen it on Asura.

Also, I have only one Coin of Advancement, and am not quite sure it is actually less time consuming to do Walk of Echoes than it is to simply spam Chloris and Ulhuadshi.

[Yugl]

My only comment regarding those screenshots is how I absolutely adore Dunkydouble's name, and have found it one of the most entertaining whenever I've seen it on Asura.

Also, I have only one Coin of Advancement, and am not quite sure it is actually less time consuming to do Walk of Echoes than it is to simply spam Chloris and Ulhuadshi.

It's going to vary with resources. Given an entire alliance that you can boss around, Empyrean is shorter simply due to the number of pop items you can store, the relative celerity of activities (Building lights, cleaving, and even fighting while cleaving), and the forced wait period between Walk of Echoes fights. For everyone but Yugl, receiving what you want from gold boxes tends to follow easily, so luck on that end is more or less settled since the drop rate is 1-2 per fight. Comparatively, Walk of Echoes seems to hold less satisfactory drop rates.

[ClarkSammich]

It's going to vary with resources. Given an entire alliance that you can boss around, Empyrean is shorter simply due to the number of pop items you can store, the relative celerity of activities (Building lights, cleaving, and even fighting while cleaving), and the forced wait period between Walk of Echoes fights. For everyone but Yugl, receiving what you want from gold boxes tends to follow easily, so luck on that end is more or less settled since the drop rate is 1-2 per fight. Comparatively, Walk of Echoes seems to hold less satisfactory drop rates.

I would say that pretty much all empyrean weapons are a greater investment than WoE, but at least your gains are consistent. Even duo/solo you can see positive returns on your weapon for any amount of time you invest, as opposed to WoE being the equivalent of someone hitting you in the head with a hammer, and then stopping at times because they feel like it.

[Salmijr]

Idk, being able to finish an 85 empy with 4 people in 48 hours doesnt seem like a huge investment. More people just means more people that can hold pops, or slightly faster kills on the NM itself. Woe depends too much on the drop rate not being retarded, placing consistently, and not having leeches come in and outlot you regardless.

That said tho, tharongi can go Fk itself after all the spamming we have done the last few weeks.

[bruice]

Should of shown us his gear :[

[charaxes]

lol...so i guess his "i have mules better than your main" is the only thing that comes out of his mouth.

He told that to a friend a couple weeks ago when my group was killing some Carabosses. Seems like he got mad cause they tried to come on top of us to outpop us and failed, and it was then that they decided to drag Ovni all the way to Carabosse's pop to lag us, good times.

And btw, he melees with a Maat's Cap and a KC.

[LiquidFriend]

http://i54.tinypic.com/2dci9te.jpg

Between this and one server retard (Elvery) ninja QM'ing Eponas Ring from another server retard (Queenkiller), I think Quetz is quickly pulling into the lead of total fail.

http://i51.tinypic.com/28ro0zo.gif
No noobs in my old content LS ok

[Yugl]

He's got full relic, which means he's an awesome player.

[Lyall]

Bragging about marginally-useful crafted gear as if it's some accomplishment? Was that stuff ever useful?

Edit: Any context to that statement? Sounds like a retort to his gear being insulted or something. I demand (respectfully and politely, though, like a gentleman highwayman) more.

[catfat]

Hes definitely one of Quetz finest. Camps and leeches WoE like no tomorrow. Not even for coins. Lots everything after afking.

From gimp player thread

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...08de00228f.jpg
Mainhand is hornetneedle. i forget what collar it was. no thats not a suppa in either of those ears. whenever he had tp he tried to use viperbite.

[LiquidFriend]

Bragging about marginally-useful crafted gear as if it's some accomplishment? Was that stuff ever useful?

Edit: Any context to that statement? Sounds like a retort to his gear being insulted or something. I demand (respectfully and politely, though, like a gentleman highwayman) more.

He just happened to be standing near by when the pro /sh invite to his NO NOOBS LS popped up and I saw his pimpin' Assault Jerkin, which I of course mocked via /tell. He quickly started blinking like an Xmas tree into a different set of gear and sent that reply.

For the record: His epic furia gear had 0 actual augments.

[Rehn]

Set: Augments "Composure"

* Enhances duration of Enhancing Magic cast on OTHERS while under Composure by 10% for the first 2 pieces, and 10% for any additional pieces thereafter, up to a maximum of 40% increase per piece and 22.5% increase for full Set bonus.

from http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/wiki/Es...antherots_%2B2 page. Someone explain the logic behind that math.

[Nemesio]

from http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/wiki/Es...antherots_%2B2 page. Someone explain the logic behind that math.

1 piece, 0 bonus
2 pieces, 10% bonus
3 pieces, 20% bonus
4 pieces, 30% bonus
5 pieces, 40% bonus +22.5% for the entire set being equiped.

or am I being wooshed?

[Yugl]

http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/wiki/Es...s_+2_Armor_Set

Check the bottom. It's as Nemesio stated.

Edit: Holy shit, with cape and +2 set, Enhancing magic duration gets a 82.5% duration bonus.

[Rehn]

Ah, that page makes more sense. Guess the wording just on hands page didn't compute with me.

[Lyall]

For the record: His epic furia gear had 0 actual augments.

When you're that pimp, you have no need for augments.

In seriousness, though, do you think he knows how to etch it or how to get decent (Well, decent for evolith) stones to even put into the thing? Probably just confused "expensive" with "good" like so many other oblivious people do.

[LiquidFriend]

Dude is a full-fledged retard, so probably not. Getting pants on in the morning without getting the genitalia is probably a daunting enough of a challenge for Chrysaor.

[Yugl]

Dude is a full-fledged retard, so probably not. Getting pants on in the morning without getting the genitalia is probably a daunting enough of a challenge for Chrysaor.

Same here. I just layer pants on to avoid that problem since the extra pants are like protection.

[Yimoa]

Same here. I just layer pants on to avoid that problem since the extra pants are like protection.

it's all about the codpiece.