Random Fail X: also im the fastest MA

[Karbuncle]

Clearly Women aren't White or Black, They're just their own unique kitchen-dwelling race.

[noodles355]

Sato says woman should be able to do 71 things: Coocking, Cleaning and Sixty-nine!

[LiquidFriend]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...lblacklist.png

A sexist joke apparently = racism?

Am I the only one that saw the actual fail being placing a GM call? I'd be surprised if they had more than one GM on the staff by now.

[Phraust]

The only fail I see is you're in Winnipeg.

I've been there. It was august, and 105ºF out, raining... The rain was 105ºF too...
Hot tubs don't even go that high for risk of damage to one's health.

The place was built in the 50's or something, renovated in the 70's then never touched. It's like someone dropped a city, an actual city, in the middle of someone's gigantic farm and walked away. Other than the main city, there's nothing but wheat and heat as far as the eye can see. It's not flat out there, no, you can actually see the curvature of the earth.

I swore if I had to go there again, I'd shoot myself in both legs (femoral breaks) to make sure I'd be in traction long enough so that whatever the reason was I had to go there would blow over...

My hat's off to you though. Anyone that can live in hell can go do whatever the fuck they want as far as I'm concerned.

[Fingerspitz]

Oh man, super funny "ironic" sexism broski! Fuck bitches, haha, kidding (or am I (I am(am I?))). Seriously though, women are inferior because *irrelevant statistic, boring anecdote, stupid truism, appeal to worthless made-up evopsych*.

[Phraust]

Dude, you're so meta.

[Rida]

.... got Gaoled today...... 1st time ever beleive it or not..... By no other than Urteil............................................ ................................... Thats the fail Im reporting, me being gaoled by such a fail cock end, and not something actually worth while. Seriously even being gaoled by Rare LS back on Pandy would have been less embarassing.

[fredjanx]

cool story bro, Urteil is on Phoenix.

Spoiler: show

Unless you're actually on Phoenix >_>

[Cleverness]

cool story bro, Urteil is on Phoenix.

Spoiler: show

Unless you're actually on Phoenix >_>

Unless he went back, he's been on Cerb for some time. Haven't had the pleasure of reading his drivel recently on FFXIAH but I just assumed he decided to stop talking so much. Either way he's not worth giving a proper response too obviously.

[Aurara]

Went to brew rani on whm, while proccing blue we discovered it was club, "oh fuck please dont be hexa" i said to myself. Well it got down to the wire, and it was either true strike of hexa, well it ended up being hexa, i popped brew, hexa'd it got blue and did seraph strike x,x got it to 70% before friend brew'd it and we killed and got ring...was so embarrassing, lol.

[Darkmagi]

Unless he went back, he's been on Cerb for some time. Haven't had the pleasure of reading his drivel recently on FFXIAH but I just assumed he decided to stop talking so much. Either way he's not worth giving a proper response too obviously.

On Phoenix unless he has two characters.

[Deader2818]

Went to brew rani on whm, while proccing blue we discovered it was club, "oh fuck please dont be hexa" i said to myself. Well it got down to the wire, and it was either true strike of hexa, well it ended up being hexa, i popped brew, hexa'd it got blue and did seraph strike x,x got it to 70% before friend brew'd it and we killed and got ring...was so embarrassing, lol.

Staff is leveled? You could have just spammed earth crusher after you proced.

[Cymmina]

Went to brew rani on whm, while proccing blue we discovered it was club, "oh fuck please dont be hexa" i said to myself. Well it got down to the wire, and it was either true strike of hexa, well it ended up being hexa, i popped brew, hexa'd it got blue and did seraph strike x,x got it to 70% before friend brew'd it and we killed and got ring...was so embarrassing, lol.

What about Flash Nova? Or does that one not brew well either? I pimped myself out as best I could for that WS (Beyond+Ultimate, Hecate's/Novio, Teal Saio, Yigit Turban, Eradico Mitts, etc.) and was less than impressed with the damage vs the shit I was fishing up for a quest.

We let our BRD do Earth Crusher for lulz on Rani and it did fuckall, so we had to do a second brew.

[Tambor]

Claimed Gukumatz, running back to my NIN account and go to reply to something in linkshell.
Hit Windowskey as I am typing l.
Windows goes into lock mode, my POLs crash and now I can't log in, wasting my abyssea time -_-.

[Massimo]

Claimed Gukumatz, running back to my NIN account and go to reply to something in linkshell.
Hit Windowskey as I am typing l.
Windows goes into lock mode, my POLs crash and now I can't log in, wasting my abyssea time -_-.

http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/windo...ity-windows-l/

[Tambor]

Yeah a friend just told me about that after I complained about it happening, thanks for the link though. Happen to have a link to a time machine?

[Aurara]

Staff is leveled? You could have just spammed earth crusher after you proced.

Staff is leveled, but i need to get cataclysm, and i didnt have the right atmas for earth crusher

[lolwut]

Staff is leveled, but i need to get cataclysm, and i didnt have the right atmas for earth crusher

Cata sucks on Rani.

[Aurara]

Wouldnt even know, i never brew+dont have cataclysm so =/

[Vincento]

Dark based ws + dark based mob? Admittedly game mechanics are pretty hard.