Random Fail X: also im the fastest MA

[drwaffles]

/bgmaterial

You automatically lose.

[Sudox]

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[Kuishen]

So much fail lol

[Fievel]

Sounds like a fucking infomercial

[Nermie]

I definitely blacklisted this guy after first shout

[Fitch.]

Backstory: Ok so cleaving Chloris pops, etc. Nearby group doing Chloris. They wipe basically several times. MNK pictured below is tanking.

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Was a long night, getting boring. Routine cleave. We were douchebags, but this ensued. Chloris went yellow several times and we just watched, so our MNK decided to step in after they seemed to not be getting up for almost 15 seconds. Here it is. Got a little rowdy.

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First of all, sorry about stupid SS red text. I know that shit is annoying.
Secondly, I can understand why they were angry, but in all fairness our MNK did offer a bud to them, split the drops, etc. But when he swore I guess that's all it took to break the deal, so we took both. Chloris is serious business, etc.

Definitely made a boring cleave night into an interesting one.

[ryskar]

We failed just as much as they did. Except me.

Chloris didn't kill me.

Still, holy shit. Key leeches vs Chloris is pretty amazing.


Also, to elaborate since it's a bit confusing, Florey was some random pld that was skilling up off of mandies next to us. Guessing they saw the whole thing and didn't know what to think.

[Dammerung]

Random shout in Jeuno



Running over to Bennu, the ??? isn't up, so walking a little ways away this full shout ally had it at 12%, last few people were dying as I ran up, so free birdie. The usual /say "omg you're a faggot douchebag" ensued, but that wasn't anything special.

They go to grab the T1 bird to get another pop item while a guy dropped out of their ally and offered me the pop in return for the title. So we did that, and killed 5~6 more or something with the usual grellow>red>zerg.. and they are still fighting the T1 bird 30 minutes later. So being nice, I told them to all stop hitting it and feeding it tp/healing it and dying, let 1 person tank then proc and kill, then this guy starts shouting his ass off



Apparently they thought we were brewing Bennu because we don't take an hour to kill it. This person also had emotes for utsu.

[Fitch.]

Spoiler: show

Random shout in Jeuno



Running over to Bennu, the ??? isn't up, so walking a little ways away this full shout ally had it at 12%, last few people were dying as I ran up, so free birdie. The usual /say "omg you're a faggot douchebag" ensued, but that wasn't anything special.

They go to grab the T1 bird to get another pop item while a guy dropped out of their ally and offered me the pop in return for the title. So we did that, and killed 5~6 more or something with the usual grellow>red>zerg.. and they are still fighting the T1 bird 30 minutes later. So being nice, I told them to all stop hitting it and feeding it tp/healing it and dying, let 1 person tank then proc and kill, then this guy starts shouting his ass off



Apparently they thought we were brewing Bennu because we don't take an hour to kill it. This person also had emotes for utsu.

Delicious.

[Afrohatch]

Random Fail XI: Ya suck so gay u have to brew

[Nattack]

MARID X?

[darkepyon]

MARID X?

Now I'm reminded of a shout during einherjar from an old LS mate back in 2009 not long after Billy Mays passed away.

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MARID-X! YOU HAVE UNWANTED MARIDS? THEN YOU NEED MARID-X!"

[Esvedium]

Running over to Bennu

Having just joined a shout group for Bennu last night, I had to double-check your server to see if this was a fail about the group I was in. Dif group, same level of fail. We killed the T1 bird quick and easy, the Bennu proceeded to rape the alliance because people are retarded and shout groups almost always fail to have atmas, or at least atmas worth using. I was begging the other group waiting to kill Bennu to "steal" ours in tells. They finally did when it went idle and proc>proc>rape'd it in short order.

...I hate nights when my LS is basically empty. It leads to me joining shout groups and being subjected to large amounts of fail. Too bad I didn't get any screenshots of it. =/

[Fiarlia]

Now I'm reminded of a shout during einherjar from an old LS mate back in 2009 not long after Billy Mays passed away.

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MARID-X! YOU HAVE UNWANTED MARIDS? THEN YOU NEED MARID-X!"

lol

[fatty]

[QUOTE=Esvedium;4525218...I hate nights when my LS is basically empty. It leads to me joining shout groups and being subjected to large amounts of fail. Too bad I didn't get any screenshots of it. =/[/QUOTE]

this is the reason i have most of my atmas >.< late nights and nothing better to do than go laugh at retards.

[Nattack]

Now I'm reminded of a shout during einherjar from an old LS mate back in 2009 not long after Billy Mays passed away.

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MARID-X! YOU HAVE UNWANTED MARIDS? THEN YOU NEED MARID-X!"

what i was goin for, glad someone got it!

[Lyramion]

Joining a shout group for Shaula. Everyone brings a fluid, so we start farming Claws for it. Our THF runs around... and suddenly attacks Hedjedjet out of nowhere. Luckily I had experience with it and we even barely killed it with the THF having his nose in the desert.

Hedjedjet dies.

THF: "WTF no seals?!"

THF: "Wait... that wasn´t even Shaula"


...

[Fievel]

THF: "WTF no seals?!"

THF: "Wait... that wasn´t even Shaula"


...

LOL

That's gold.

[Fievel]

Own fail, friend said something about wondering if he had pitchfork in the event npc and it hit me

I had Pitchfork +1 and Wooden Katana in the npc this entire time

I COULDVE HAD RAIDEN THRUST THIS ENTIRE TIME FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Colenzo]

turul is hard