Random Fail X: also im the fastest MA

[Lyramion]

Forgot I screencapped that:

[aduidarnenye]

Random shout in Jeuno



Running over to Bennu, the ??? isn't up, so walking a little ways away this full shout ally had it at 12%, last few people were dying as I ran up, so free birdie. The usual /say "omg you're a faggot douchebag" ensued, but that wasn't anything special.

They go to grab the T1 bird to get another pop item while a guy dropped out of their ally and offered me the pop in return for the title. So we did that, and killed 5~6 more or something with the usual grellow>red>zerg.. and they are still fighting the T1 bird 30 minutes later. So being nice, I told them to all stop hitting it and feeding it tp/healing it and dying, let 1 person tank then proc and kill, then this guy starts shouting his ass off



Apparently they thought we were brewing Bennu because we don't take an hour to kill it. This person also had emotes for utsu.

My husband and I go to Abyssea MNK and WHM and we are constantly picking up NMs that someone has wiped to and killing them from 20% and lower. We always get accused of brewing them for some reason as well.

[Shenrien]

http://i54.tinypic.com/2myw03d.png

asked one of my members if they wanted to dual box the THF today or if I should, they said I should so I log them in to discover they are dead in Abyssea Grauberg, now we get to sit outside the maw cause we've already got 6 pop sets ready to sell.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

My husband and I go to Abyssea MNK and WHM and we are constantly picking up NMs that someone has wiped to and killing them from 20% and lower. We always get accused of brewing them for some reason as well.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...xplainthat.jpg

[Kensagaku]

So waiting for my La Theine pt to finish forming so I can build time, drop them, and go play with Briareus and work on my Kannagi. Then I see a shout and this happens.

Spoiler: show

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http://i53.tinypic.com/zn249j.png

Sad thing is that Pewpeww's in my party... ;;

[Dooom]

So waiting for my La Theine pt to finish forming so I can build time, drop them, and go play with Briareus and work on my Kannagi. Then I see a shout and this happens.

Sad thing is that Pewpeww's in my party... ;;

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/804...eww-on-Valefor

[Kensagaku]

Welp, not my shell leader, but I'll forward it to one of the shell members that I know. Thanks for the heads up.

[Iremire]

I wish I could just respond to some of the shouts that come up in port jueno but I can never build up the will or urge to do so.

[Mairja]

So waiting for my La Theine pt to finish forming so I can build time, drop them, and go play with Briareus and work on my Kannagi. Then I see a shout and this happens.

Spoiler: show

lots of bs by clueless person

Sad thing is that Pewpeww's in my party... ;;

Facepalmed, but not really surprised when taking this into account:
http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/19533/apademak-wtf/
and this:
http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/20...-strat-please/


On another note, saw a screenie on FFXIAH that almost made me agree with those saying Abyssea cap should be raised:

http://static.ffxiah.com/images/ss/m...nteK5jqDva.png

[deiopea]

On another note, saw a screenie on FFXIAH that almost made me agree with those saying Abyssea cap should be raised:

http://static.ffxiah.com/images/ss/m...nteK5jqDva.png

Raising Abyssea level cap doesn't make ppl less stupid.

[Mairja]

Raising Abyssea level cap doesn't make ppl less stupid.

I said it almost made me agree with raising the level cap. Just because he is lvl 90 and doesn't know what Kirin is. Not because of his gear etc. But yeah of course, I don't really support level cap being raised, there's always been and will always be stupid players.

[Isawa]

I was called a hacker cause I popped Koios over someone else

And they asked for seals!
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...407_191919.png

[Karbuncle]

I was called a hacker cause I popped Koios over someone else

And they asked for seals!
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...407_191919.png

When did this happen and why are you on Phoenix now ?

I need Koios for SMN seals and i knew you used to be on Asura, I was going to be like "CAN I HAS COME HELP FOR SEELZ" and you weren't there.

[Isawa]

When did this happen and why are you on Phoenix now ?

I need Koios for SMN seals and i knew you used to be on Asura, I was going to be like "CAN I HAS COME HELP FOR SEELZ" and you weren't there.

Friday. Moved back to Phoenix to be around friends, since I didn't really play with anyone on Asura.

[Bumbles]

Back story is that this Ls has a hard time killing Glavoid regularly so they decided to chain brew but this person took about two minutes to kill it, it was great to watch it go from 49 > 100 then 67 >100 sad face.

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[Hyriu]

On another note, saw a screenie on FFXIAH that almost made me agree with those saying Abyssea cap should be raised:

Fuck that man, I don't have Sleepga II either and if I get off my ass and quest it I'll just sell it <.<

[Karbuncle]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...xplainthat.jpg

Also, You didn't get enough credit for that.

I laughed my fucking ass off.

[Nattack]

no pics but i have a fail story of a succesful trip.

so i get this raja shout, an me needing raja picked it up right away. this leader by the name of Kadas, of whom is an Aegis pld, has to pick up some drunkard supposedly, tosses me lead and afks, soon after dcing. clearly jumping ship in my eyes.
anyways, since there were two others and i didnt feel like disappointing them, as well as have a teekesselchen fragment from earlier, i gathered a group of 18 and we set out. as soon as i talk to horst i get a tell
>hey sry man back
naturally, i tell him we are full. he sulks for a while, i had no sympathy, but someone else did, and said theyd drop for the aegis pld.

so we get clear, and thats dandy.

he comes back later asking me to do shinryu with him, thats fine i guess, i didnt actually see his ability, but i was wary.
i join, shin parties are easier to get than raja parties thats for sure.

the main fail we have now, is when he asked us to comment on an item, he tells us to /t him with it. finding this incredibly shady, someone calls him out on it, and the rest of us state aloud what we want.
except our leader of course, when we ask him wht he wants he swiftly changed the subject.

now during the fight was interesting, from my observation, we procd okay, but the guy would not stop feeding shin HP, even during protospam. and so, with a brew we fail. we pop a second,
and apparently all our procs went out because nothing dropped ; ;

after the fight, we conversed about our lackluster win, we mention it must have gone yellow.
and for my final note of the night, our leader comments "so we wont proc yellow then, only red this time!"

wish he had said it sooner, /sleep

[Mairja]

Fuck that man, I don't have Sleepga II either and if I get off my ass and quest it I'll just sell it <.<

But you do know what kirin is!!!

[Kensagaku]

I saw Kadas, and I'm already feeling sorry for you, man. I went to go get my ACP body remade (pre-Abyssea content, gasp!) and Kadas was my PLD for it. My GOD is that guy annoying. He kept asking us to do stuff for him 'cause we were talking about how easy it was to solo NMs. I think we were talking about Ovni, me being all cheerful about full drops no blue, and he's like "Can you go solo it for me?" We think he's joking, laugh it up... then he tells us he's serious. Then at a later point I was mentioning needing an Epona's Ring (Yeah, I'm gimp like that. ;n; ) and said I had to do Rani for it sometime, and he insisted that I take him there. And then he was bugging me for help killing NMs, and I was like "STFUUUUUUUUU."

I'm usually fairly patient with people, at worst getting a bit snarky, but Kadas is one of those people who make me wanna curbstomp a puppy. Also, his account is bought, has previously been confirmed.