Random Fail X: also im the fastest MA

**Alolbont** · 2011-04-23 11:14

Alright so friend stuck his DRK mule out at Behemoth to get TOD yesterday. Flash forward to this morning when our abyssea group is suppose to start and KB spawns. Another group claims and proceeds to kill it. Rest of my group logs in and we gear up to head out there since my friend is reporting they are wipeing and its gone yellow a few times.

The group who had claim had NIN WHM RDM PLD DRK BLM from what I saw. Anyways we finally get out there 30 minutes later and its still at 70% with 3 empy weapon people fighting it (NIN PLD DRK). They proceed to kite it around a bit more since they are trying to recover from a wipe and it eventually goes Yellow and we claim and kill.

They offered my friend the Tongue for 3 mil before we got out there. Below was the /say after we killed.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3...423_104533.png

**Kensagaku** · 2011-04-23 11:44

Originally Posted by Pro-Galka

Its probably best you got kicked. I do not know how people can stand panda. He sucks at all his jobs and he is annoying on vent/skype.

Gameplay-wise, I'm not one to judge, I don't pay enough attention to his playstyle.

The only reason I'm upset about being kicked is that it was actually a quality shell, and I find too few of those on Valefor. I liked the rules, I liked most of the people in it... and I'm pissed off that one person's little conniption fit cut me off from all that. =\

**Mairja** · 2011-04-23 11:54

Originally Posted by Alolbont

Alright so friend stuck his DRK mule out at Behemoth to get TOD yesterday. Flash forward to this morning when our abyssea group is suppose to start and KB spawns. Another group claims and proceeds to kill it. Rest of my group logs in and we gear up to head out there since my friend is reporting they are wipeing and its gone yellow a few times.

The group who had claim had NIN WHM RDM PLD DRK BLM from what I saw. Anyways we finally get out there 30 minutes later and its still at 70% with 3 empy weapon people fighting it (NIN PLD DRK). They proceed to kite it around a bit more since they are trying to recover from a wipe and it eventually goes Yellow and we claim and kill.

They offered my friend the Tongue for 3 mil before we got out there. Below was the /say after we killed.

That makes yesterday's 5-man (Masamune sam, thf, blu, rdm, rdm), straight tanking, no deaths, 4 minute 2 seconds long KB fight feel pretty good. :D

**Kidnoftle** · 2011-04-23 12:48

Originally Posted by Kensagaku

Spoiler: show

I got RL carded, yo. ;(

Omg, so that's where Orijine is ahahahahha. The guy is a total fuck up. Also, is he still playing w/ Necronomicus (also on vale afaik)?

**Draylo** · 2011-04-23 23:24

double somehow :X

**Draylo** · 2011-04-23 23:25

Wow so uh, some guy was standing in P jeuno, Inuyashakite on Leviathan server. I examined him and it crashes me... I tell a friend and it crashes them. I told another friend and it crashes them. So got me curious and eventually other people started crashing and someone starts a shout fest about it. What could cause this to happen? What could someone have in their bazaar to do that lol? I know I met this guy a long time ago during a ISNM or something and it did the same thing but I ignored it haha.

Heres some pics: Gm showed up midway and told people to stop reporting.

http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/z...423_233012.jpg

http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/z...423_233052.jpg

http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/z...423_233106.jpg

http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/z...423_233607.jpg

Shout convo: (just dumb, GM midway, lot of pics)

Spoiler: show

**Linsivi** · 2011-04-23 23:42

There were broken characters in the auto-trans Taj found that caused anyone to view it to crash. Was pretty nasty when he put it in a lsmes. I'm pretty sure the one he was using was patched, and it may have only crashed PC users, but it could be similar.

**Kazen** · 2011-04-23 23:44

It's some line of code, Taj did that to me and rocl when he visited the Bahamut server on a character named Aphmau.

**Korialstrasz** · 2011-04-23 23:47

Damn I always miss the good stuff. I caught only a small part of those shouts while in PJ. After seeing who it was from I just assumed it was more retarded Leviathan bullshit shouts and went on my way.

But hey at least it wasn't yet another "WAAAAAAAH someone is charging for leech spots!" shout war?

How funny would it have been if the GM checked him and crashed though? <_<

**Kensagaku** · 2011-04-24 01:28

I have no idea what the backstory for this is, but I came into some pretty interesting stuff when I warped back from Quicksand Caves. xD Was disappointed at no Quake scroll drop, decided maybe to try the Orcish Warlord, and then boom. Drama bomb.

Spoiler: show

Yes, I find much amusement in the drama. I practically hope for it every time I'm in PJ, to make the day more interesting. ^^;

**Yugl** · 2011-04-24 01:34

Originally Posted by Korialstrasz

Damn I always miss the good stuff. I caught only a small part of those shouts while in PJ. After seeing who it was from I just assumed it was more retarded Leviathan bullshit shouts and went on my way.

But hey at least it wasn't yet another "WAAAAAAAH someone is charging for leech spots!" shout war?

How funny would it have been if the GM checked him and crashed though? <_<

The GM's spear would have broken and he would have woken up in a hospital after falling unconscious.

**Nattack** · 2011-04-24 01:35

you should have told me it was Severe's group. Blacklistd is that group that tried to ninja lot Emperor's stuff during a Dyna Beaucedine.

Severe, Rukis, and one other. Omegacloud is the leader, i believe, Ninja that TP's in Scorpion Harness.
(note: one of them was a whore)

I took them - and Kuishen there - to a feet farming party in Vunkerl and everyone kept aggroing and dying to Murex.

**Kuishen** · 2011-04-24 02:20

Originally Posted by Nattack

you should have told me it was Severe's group. Blacklistd is that group that tried to ninja lot Emperor's stuff during a Dyna Beaucedine.

Severe, Rukis, and one other. Omegacloud is the leader, i believe, Ninja that TP's in Scorpion Harness.
(note: one of them was a whore)

I took them - and Kuishen there - to a feet farming party in Vunkerl and everyone kept aggroing and dying to Murex.

And that is why I took my NIN feet after the first 5 mins and fucking LEFT. They are terribad. Seriously though no hard feelings about that lol.

Also:

Originally Posted by Kensagaku

I've got a couple of good friends here on Valefor, unfortunately. Plus I don't wanna pay server transfer costs. D:

I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE? RIGHT? RIGHT?

EDIT: You can also join our ls with our complete lack of rules other than not being retarded. We get shit done and get people their stuff in a reasonable amount of time. Assuming you win lots, cause no lotting rules. lulz

**Kensagaku** · 2011-04-24 02:38

Toss me a tell when you're back on tomorrow then, Kui. I'm interested. Plus having no shell is boring, no one to talk to.

**Nattack** · 2011-04-24 03:04

Originally Posted by Kuishen

And that is why I took my NIN feet after the first 5 mins and fucking LEFT. They are terribad. Seriously though no hard feelings about that lol.

I may have cursed your name several times, but thats me being a sore lotter

sorry about the voodoo

**Draylo** · 2011-04-24 08:18

Wiki edit fail...

Spoiler: show

At least it delivers.

**Kensagaku** · 2011-04-24 08:33

I like the text on Awful Eye too. "Abyssobugard NM in Abyssea". Abyssobugards are only in Misereaux, and last I checked, only Deelgeed and Sobek petrified, but Minax didn't. Wut?

**Raen Ryong** · 2011-04-24 11:20

http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/20...trategy-as-mnk

Action heats up about halfway in. Tl;dr version:

Our friend Pchan returns! He claims that you're a "BG nerd" who can't win without brewing if you try to kill Dragua with MNK/WAR + WHM. And furthermore, if you're not using his earth resist set with an earth resist atma, you are going to lose a lot! Finally, all BG people are nerds who only know how to brew stuff. He challenges people to post a video and gets all smug when nobody delivers within 10 minutes.

Video is posted. Someone also posts screenshots of Pchan having to brew Dragua. He returns, starts insulting everyone in the usual Pchan fashion and generally gets destroyed.

**Dooom** · 2011-04-24 11:38

edit - nvm, misread!

edit again - actually, nvm, did he claim it's faster to get 85 verth than it is to get epona's, or am I not understanding him?

**Raen Ryong** · 2011-04-24 11:59

pchan logic bro!

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