Random Fail X: also im the fastest MA

**Eurell** · 2011-04-26 23:54

Link the debbie gibson thing to your new LS leader lol

Edit: I responded before I saw Draylo's post. Do that instead lol

**Korialstrasz** · 2011-04-27 01:24

So I guess I'm a bit out of the loop on the whole debbie gibson thing. Anyone mind giving me a quick run down?

**Mairja** · 2011-04-27 01:38

Starcade is this guy:

Gibson was stalked in the late 90s by Michael Falkner, who was also known on the ISCABBS as "Starcade." After harassing the singer through email and posting thinly-veiled rape threats on Usenet, Falkner decided to visit Ms. Gibson in New York while she was appearing in Beauty & The Beast at the Palace Theater. Gibson recognized Falkner as he waited outside a stage door for her. She hid inside the theater and called the cops. And Starcade went to jail, but not before making The Daily Show and CNN, of all places.

Another link : http://www.talkinbroadway.com/talkin/stalkin.html

It's on wiki too lol:

Over the years, Gibson has been the subject of stalkers. Robert Bardo, who was convicted for murdering actress Rebecca Schaeffer in 1989, had a wall in his house adorned with pictures of Gibson and Tiffany. In May 1998, Michael Falkner, a disgruntled fan from Eau Claire, WI, was arrested outside Manhattan's Palace Theater, where Gibson was performing in the live musical adaptation of Disney's Beauty and the Beast. This was after Gibson received threatening letters, emails and faxes from Falkner, who used the alias 'Starcade'. On April 15, 2008, Gibson filed for a restraining order against Bassas Jorge Puigdollers, a fan club member from Spain who had been allegedly stalking her since 2002. However, a temporary restraining order was not issued by the court, and a court date was set to determine if a restraining order was appropriate in the matter. The proceeding was dismissed when Gibson failed to show up at the courthouse for the hearing to present her case.

He's admitted to being in jail on the official forums, it's 99,99% certain it's the same guy.

**Korialstrasz** · 2011-04-27 02:54

Oh wow, thanks for the info Mairja, helps me understand it a bit more

That said, I came all this way and he logged off for the night D:

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**Draylo** · 2011-04-27 03:00

lmao

**Kensagaku** · 2011-04-27 03:00

Oh my god... xD That is... so win. So very very win.

Keep us updated, this is EPIC!

**Koolayde** · 2011-04-27 04:30

So, before I post this image, let me give some backstory.

I don't have Atma of the Apocalypse. This must be fixed! So today I set out with the goal of getting the Atma. Simple enough, right?

I go to Port Jueno, and find a group going for Atma. Group looks good, everything should go well! Unfortunately for us, we can't get our procs for the life of us. We die. Horribly. Failure number one.

Some people leave and two other linkshell mates come online. They need the atma too, so they offer to help. Not at all the ideal party lineup, but everyone is willing, so lets give it a shot! We go in and get the proc we need. Whoo-hoo!

...unfortunately for me, I get myself killed, and then killed again trying to get out of the way. They have to kill since there is no one else that can Raise. Oh, well. Failure number two.

It's pretty late, and people have to go. No problem. I'll get the Atma another time. We disband. As I'm exiting, another small group shows up. They see me alone, and ask if I need the Atma. I join up with them.

It's a duo and they knew pretty much that their chances wouldn't be very good. I have tons of stones and a moderate amount of cruor, so I really don't have much to lose giving it another try. We go in and fail, as expected on the first run, but it didn't go so bad, so we decide to try it again.

This time I'm brewing. Somehow, we're gonna make this happen. I can just feel it. We enter a second time, and get the proc on our first WS. I can't believe it, finally! I pop my Doom Screen, and my brew. Let's end this once and for all!

I really don't have a lot of choices yet as far as good Atmas for brewing, but I'm working on it. My damage just sucks but I should be still able to get the kill as long as I'm careful.

So this is it. My adrenaline is pumping, and here we go. A minute passes by, and it's still not dead. Things are going well, though, and surely it's about to die. I get doomed, I can't remove it, so I press on. Either way, it's going to die, or I'm going to die.

And the unexpected happens...

Spoiler: show

Today, just isn't my day.

**Lyramion** · 2011-04-27 05:34

I´m trying to not sound like a douche but:

Shinryu is very resistant to Light and Dark. Don´t use Flash Nova (or Cataclysm for that matter). On the other side EARTHCRUSHER does very well with 10k+ dmg every time even without any atmas. Use Earth or Terrastaff. Now just don´t say you do not have Earthcrusher

**Deathbringer** · 2011-04-27 07:37

Targeting is hard dawg

Spoiler: show

Round 2 was doing "ok", until.....

Spoiler: show

Which soon led to

Spoiler: show

About 5 pops and 2 kills.....o well back to getting 102 zeni plates lol

**Lyall** · 2011-04-27 08:17

Originally Posted by Koolayde

So, before I post this image, let me give some backstory.

I don't have Atma of the Apocalypse. This must be fixed! So today I set out with the goal of getting the Atma. Simple enough, right?

I go to Port Jueno, and find a group going for Atma. Group looks good, everything should go well! Unfortunately for us, we can't get our procs for the life of us. We die. Horribly. Failure number one.

Some people leave and two other linkshell mates come online. They need the atma too, so they offer to help. Not at all the ideal party lineup, but everyone is willing, so lets give it a shot! We go in and get the proc we need. Whoo-hoo!

...unfortunately for me, I get myself killed, and then killed again trying to get out of the way. They have to kill since there is no one else that can Raise. Oh, well. Failure number two.

It's pretty late, and people have to go. No problem. I'll get the Atma another time. We disband. As I'm exiting, another small group shows up. They see me alone, and ask if I need the Atma. I join up with them.

It's a duo and they knew pretty much that their chances wouldn't be very good. I have tons of stones and a moderate amount of cruor, so I really don't have much to lose giving it another try. We go in and fail, as expected on the first run, but it didn't go so bad, so we decide to try it again.

This time I'm brewing. Somehow, we're gonna make this happen. I can just feel it. We enter a second time, and get the proc on our first WS. I can't believe it, finally! I pop my Doom Screen, and my brew. Let's end this once and for all!

I really don't have a lot of choices yet as far as good Atmas for brewing, but I'm working on it. My damage just sucks but I should be still able to get the kill as long as I'm careful.

So this is it. My adrenaline is pumping, and here we go. A minute passes by, and it's still not dead. Things are going well, though, and surely it's about to die. I get doomed, I can't remove it, so I press on. Either way, it's going to die, or I'm going to die.

And the unexpected happens...

Spoiler: show

Today, just isn't my day.

I don't quite remember but I'm fairly certain you get the Atma on exit of the zone, not on exit of the BC. Did you exit to make sure you didn't get it?

**Karbuncle** · 2011-04-27 08:20

its on exit of BC.

**Shenrien** · 2011-04-27 10:36

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1...0427102642.png

**Hyriu** · 2011-04-27 10:42

they mad
http://i56.tinypic.com/23u26xj.jpg
the BST then proceeded to sit on the NM with his pet out, examine spam me and stalk me when I was running out of range. lol

**Tsuko_Asura** · 2011-04-27 11:59

I don't think I would do another NM if it were available to me. The amusement of having people that take 15 minutes to kill that tiger bitch about you skipping the line to kill one in 3 minutes never gets old, especially when there's funny JP faces involved '-'

**lolwut** · 2011-04-27 12:16

Originally Posted by Mairja

He's admitted to being in jail on the official forums, it's 99,99% certain it's the same guy.

It's been confirmed as the same guy for a while Tam, he admitted it in the comments section of his blog a few months ago when a troll called him out.

Originally Posted by Troll

OH HI MICHAEL FALKNER OF EAU CLAIRE WISCONSIN!

HOW WAS YOUR TIME IN JAIL FOR STALKING DEBBIE GIBSON?

Originally Posted by Starcade

Let me give you one little piece of advice, shithead...

If they thought I was going to kill her, you won't get any better, fuckwad.

Expose me for who I really am?? You think most of these jackalopes don't already _know_?

http://darkrenegadesmusings.blogspot...-cases-of.html

**Afrohatch** · 2011-04-27 12:22

He could be roleplaying

lol

**solanis** · 2011-04-27 12:54

just when you thought leviathan couldn't get classier...

**Kensagaku** · 2011-04-27 14:14

Originally Posted by Deathbringer

Targeting is hard dawg

Spoiler: show

Round 2 was doing "ok", until.....

Spoiler: show

Which soon led to

Spoiler: show

About 5 pops and 2 kills.....o well back to getting 102 zeni plates lol

Actually, there is a weird chest glitch. It doesn't happen so much on PC but now and again if a mob spawns on a chest, even with F8 it doesn't let me target the mob and for some reason gets the chest instead. It's a really weird glitch I get from time to time, though rare.

I'm kinda amused at your guys using lightning spells to make your life that much harder when day-wise lightning wouldn't even be on the list. >.> Water = Earth/water/wind day, which means fire/earth/water/wind/ice procs at most... ugh.

**Koolayde** · 2011-04-27 14:21

Originally Posted by Lyramion

I´m trying to not sound like a douche but:

Shinryu is very resistant to Light and Dark. Don´t use Flash Nova (or Cataclysm for that matter). On the other side EARTHCRUSHER does very well with 10k+ dmg every time even without any atmas. Use Earth or Terrastaff. Now just don´t say you do not have Earthcrusher

Didn't know. At least now I know better. In the end, it was worth a laugh. I just thought I'd never see something like that happen. Thanks for the tip.

**Ocara** · 2011-04-27 14:34

The chest thing is easy to make happen if the mob dies exactly where it popped, a chest pops on that location, and it gets popped again at the same position without being moved, because the game seems to only like targeting one thing at a given coordinate with the basic targeting. This is like nyzul lamps back in the day where everyone would zone on top of the floor objective lamp when you go up a floor, and if you didn't warp in before them and they didn't move they'd get in the way of your targeting of the lamp. I've gotten around it with /assist though, or just pull the nm a nanometer off the pop spot.

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