It's my birthday

[Bebopaloo]

WHAT DID YOU GET ME?

[Ragnell]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEBO

[Ragnell]

also condoms

[Blarg]

I got you a condom eating machine that automatically, and magically, eats any condoms you have

[Mertron]

i got you a machine that saps all power from a condom eating machine

[Bebopaloo]

I moved from Cali to PA, FUCK this cold. Also, there is no tail to be had nor found here. Trust me, I've had a month off work and I've looked. I don't feel like dropping myself to the level doin the nasty with that of which looks like a wet foot.

[Kuya]

love u bebo

[Bebopaloo]

:3

[Blarg]

i got you a machine that saps all power from a condom eating machine

but but but... did you get him that gift knowing what I got him? that gift would make no sense if you didn't know

[Darkslitter]

Actually a condom eating machine sapping machine is quite practical. You can place it by your bedroom door to protect you from being in the situation of being about to do the horizontal tango, but you don't have any condoms because a rabid condom eating machine went to work on your bedside drawer moments before.

[Darkslitter]

I got you a pair of these gloves:

http://i56.tinypic.com/11ika5s.png

with these you don't need a condom, just strap these bad boys on 6-8 months after you do the deed. Be careful, if you wait too long then it becomes murder rather than a choice.

[Blarg]

Actually a condom eating machine sapping machine is quite practical. You can place it by your bedroom door to protect you from being in the situation of being about to do the horizontal tango, but you don't have any condoms because a rabid condom eating machine went to work on your bedside drawer moments before.

condom eating machines are very very rare so a machine that saps its energy is practically useless for most everyone. giving someone that machine is essentially a paperweight and a shitty gift unless the gift giver knows that there is already a condom eating machine, so I think Mert knew somehow

the specific condom eating machine I gave isn't powered electrically but is powered by friendship and karate for everyone so basically this machine is going to sap friendship and karate from the surrounding area which is a very bad thing to do

[Darkslitter]

Does that mean it'll eventually turn into a robotic Jack Black?

[quannum]

cry if you want to

[Qalbert]

bebop it's your birthday

[Mertron]

condom eating machines are very very rare so a machine that saps its energy is practically useless for most everyone. giving someone that machine is essentially a paperweight and a shitty gift unless the gift giver knows that there is already a condom eating machine, so I think Mert knew somehow

i know it is useless, i got one for my birthday and i am regifting it

[Lord Robert]

birthday you say