A weirdly sexy question. :)

[Ponyo]

I'm just kidding, I've never done anything with a woman in my life lol

[Xajii]

ooh ooh I have a weird sex question

I can usually only get it off to weird ass porn, because of how long I've been watching it, and until recently haven't had sexual interactions with ladies for about half a year. Got a new gf, she's a virgin, pretty inexperienced, and self conscious to boot. Should I just stop watching porn/jerking it entirely so I don't fail to get off when I do the vanilla stuff with her? k

[Warudo Ecksu]

stop posting on forums and go get a dashing young fellow to tie you up

[Atreides]

if you haven't had sex in 6 months I don't think not being able to cum is going to be a concern

[Julian]

yeah I knew it months ago when you were semi denying it

anyway try getting yourself 99.99% of the way there the normal way, then release your knees and finish yourself off. Or do it sitting at a desk chair and tuck your legs behind the chair legs so you can't extend them

this this this this this this this

i fucking knew it

edit:

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/446...t=#post3251202

FIRST FUCKING RESPONSE, FUCK YEAH

[Warudo Ecksu]

ooh ooh I have a weird sex question

I can usually only get it off to weird ass porn, because of how long I've been watching it, and until recently haven't had sexual interactions with ladies for about half a year. Got a new gf, she's a virgin, pretty inexperienced, and self conscious to boot. Should I just stop watching porn/jerking it entirely so I don't fail to get off when I do the vanilla stuff with her? k

tie her up too and go to town

[Ponyo]

You know...I'm not really into being tied up...or threesomes, WAY over rated

[Ikarys]

Have you tried masturbating to straight porn? I'm willing to bet your knees won't lock.

[Ohemgee]

Have you seen Sono? <3

[pogejr]

Weird Question:

I've heard a lot of dudes are into anal play and stuff when masturbating. Isn't that kinda gay?

[Furionstormrage]

Have someone punch you in the face when you climax, you'll either stop locking your knees, or stop cumming.

[Pirian]

Weird Question:

I've heard a lot of dudes are into anal play and stuff when masturbating. Isn't that kinda gay?
Also, best way of cleaning up?

Depends, if you're imagining it's a penis then yeah you're probably gay. Otherwise, I think you're alright. No homo.

[Silenka]

ooh ooh I have a weird sex question

I can usually only get it off to weird ass porn, because of how long I've been watching it, and until recently haven't had sexual interactions with ladies for about half a year. Got a new gf, she's a virgin, pretty inexperienced, and self conscious to boot. Should I just stop watching porn/jerking it entirely so I don't fail to get off when I do the vanilla stuff with her? k

No, you're probably screwed (figuratively). I have the same problem. Just make her into a mind slave ASAP and no worries. I'm sure there's a program for that on the internet somewhere.

[Eaglestrike]

I've masturbated furiously for 13 years and have had no issues getting off with an actual vagina. Don't know how other people have these problems. They're entirely different...

[Ksandra]

this thread is the best thread.

[Sqwunk]

this thread is the best thread.

It has brought me many real lulz

[Moss]

Weird Question:

I've heard a lot of dudes are into anal play and stuff when masturbating. Isn't that kinda gay?

oh god. reminded me of this video. and yes that strikes me as quite gay

[Jefe]

How about dudes beating off to chicks in stilettos squashing bugs?

Edit: I guess a weird one would be: dudes beating off watching dudes who are beating off to chicks in stilettos squashing bugs.

[aznmajiktaru]

It has brought me many real lulz

woke up, read this thread, lol'd. Bestest thread ever.

[kuronosan]

So this is kinda odd, but then again, it's an internet forum. No better place to ask embarrassing questions!

So you see, when I masturbate, I usually am standing and always tend to lock my knees when I orgasm. I guess it came from starting out in the shower as a boy, and just never really stopped.

Problem is, now when I have sex, I tend to need to lock my knees when I want to come, which kinda makes things annoying, because I usually tense up my legs and...lower body...

So it's not that bad, since it kinda helps me last a long time because I can control when I orgasm extremely well, but it's annoying none the less.

Any advice on how to get over this? Such a weird question, have fun with it!

Uh, try masturbating while lying down instead of while standing up? How about not masturbating and making the girl do it for you?

Really fucking weird that you masturbated while standing up dude... just... yea. Wow.