A weirdly sexy question. :)

[notorious bum]

You should get one of those sex swings & have your partner whip you repeatedly if you even attempt to lock up. Next step is to conquer sex in a hammock. Problem solved.

[Gregorio]

I have a "problem" that semi the same. I have a hard time finishing unless I'm on top missionary style. But I don't jerk off in a similar position at all. Although it's not really a problem because I'm not a porn star and don't need to bust in a girls face in a weird position... but I do kinda feel like an idiot when a girl has to work forever to get me off with her mouth. Can't help on the problem though just letting you know you have non gay company.

EDIT: And I do agree about the jerking off standing up. The only time I do that is on vacation in a shower or staying at a friends house for an extended period when you expect to get action (also shower).

[Ponyo]

Well masturbaiting, I always did it in the shower, or bathroom, so if I was I would just shoot in the toilet like i was peeing. I guess I started doing it standing up because I was lazy and didn't want a mess to clean up?

[Ponyo]

this this this this this this this

i fucking knew it

edit:

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/446...t=#post3251202

FIRST FUCKING RESPONSE, FUCK YEAH

You guys are the creepy kinda gays

[Gregorio]

Well masturbaiting, I always did it in the shower, or bathroom, so if I was I would just shoot in the toilet like i was peeing. I guess I started doing it standing up because I was lazy and didn't want a mess to clean up?

But how do you watch porn in the bathroom?

[notorious bum]

Prob not your fault, most girls who give bj's are just going through the motions. Have only met 1 girl that could go in like a pornstar...but she was also a psycho, not an easy decision on when to let her go for multiple reasons lol

edit:late

[Ponyo]

But how do you watch porn in the bathroom?

iPhones now, duh.

Back then, Abercrombie quarterlies, duh

[notorious bum]

I'd take my laptop if I really needed it. Slip that guy in one of those clear, plastic travel bags if you need the experience of waterfalls and etc.

edit: isn't there a waterproof laptop out there?

[Milkster]

You guys are the creepy kinda gays

You look gayer than Pride in The Village...

[Mistress Stowastiq]

You do the same thing over time but in reverse.

Your body was trained gradually by positive reinforcement and repetition.

You would need to re-train your body/mind/desire by encouraging orgasm and masturbatory activities while your legs are not flexed.

It takes time of course, just like the learning did in the first place.

In stead of going all out and attempting to cancel the action at once, you have to practice a little bit at a time, un flexing your legs during orgasm and rewarding that behavior with positive stimuli.

You can also put a pillow under your legs while laying on your back to masturbate.

Before releasing into orgasm, you can practice focusing on keeping your legs from bending and when you feel the urge to bend, stop the stimuli, control your breath and start over again. Just a few times per session so you are not drilling in boredom or other associations that you might not want to have during what otherwise is a pleasurable experience.

It also helps to have in mind, the idea that you can have an orgasm without locking or flexing your legs.

Breath control, as in focusing on breathing in a good pattern that is comfortable can allow for more control of the release.

Be careful not to train yourself to come only with a pillow under your legs!

This requires patience, consider how long it took you to learn this habit in the first place and apply that logic to the fact that you can unlearn it but it takes time.

[Blarg]

YOU THINK THAT'S A PROBLEM? You think locking your knees is a problem?? I WOULD TRADE THE WORLD TO BE ABLE TO LOCK MY KNEES WHILE I ORGASM
http://static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/...71vSYuE8sT.jpg


ps. do you like my dog?

[Max™]

It does feel good to tense all the muscles in your legs when you get off, so I understand there, I guess just try to get off while kneeling or sitting with your legs under the chair?

Also: definitely best thread, much rofls.

[Silenka]

How about dudes beating off to chicks in stilettos squashing bugs?

Edit: I guess a weird one would be: dudes beating off watching dudes who are beating off to chicks in stilettos squashing bugs.

Weaksauce fetish to pick for 'weird', I take it you don't browse /d/ much.

[Siniroth]

threesomes, WAY over rated

The fuck kind of shitty threesomes do you have?

[Sepukku]

Lay down on your bed with your knees bent, the backs of your knees about 6 inches above the sheet. Place wooden plank across below your knees with nails sticking up through it at the backs of your knees. Masturbate.

[Julian]

You guys are the creepy kinda gays

I'm a gay with very good memory, tyvm.

[Atreides]

you're a creepy gay with a creepily good memory, julian

[Tsuko_Asura]

I'd care a lot more about this topic if the OP wasn't ugly

[Ponyo]

I'd care a lot more about this topic if the OP wasn't ugly

low blow, but I've never had any complaints lol

[Meat]

So this is kinda odd, but then again, it's an internet forum. No better place to ask embarrassing questions!

So you see, when I masturbate, I usually am standing and always tend to lock my knees when I orgasm. I guess it came from starting out in the shower as a boy, and just never really stopped.

Problem is, now when I have sex, I tend to need to lock my knees when I want to come, which kinda makes things annoying, because I usually tense up my legs and...lower body...

So it's not that bad, since it kinda helps me last a long time because I can control when I orgasm extremely well, but it's annoying none the less.

Any advice on how to get over this? Such a weird question, have fun with it!

stop jacking off