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    A weirdly sexy question. :)

    So this is kinda odd, but then again, it's an internet forum. No better place to ask embarrassing questions!

    So you see, when I masturbate, I usually am standing and always tend to lock my knees when I orgasm. I guess it came from starting out in the shower as a boy, and just never really stopped.

    Problem is, now when I have sex, I tend to need to lock my knees when I want to come, which kinda makes things annoying, because I usually tense up my legs and...lower body...

    So it's not that bad, since it kinda helps me last a long time because I can control when I orgasm extremely well, but it's annoying none the less.

    Any advice on how to get over this? Such a weird question, have fun with it!

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    try masturbating in a position you would find yourself having sex in!

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    why the hell do you masturbate standing up?

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    Weird habit? I mean if I'm lying down, I still lock the knees. So weird.

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    lay down, have the chick ride you?

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    Only have sex in the shower. Problem solved.

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    I guess it came from starting out in the shower as a boy

    Although I completely agree with you Souj, doing it standing up is..well...a less than desirable position.

    Plus I find it strange that you used to do it in the shower a lot, that's always seemed like a good place for me when I was younger but whenever I did attempt it, it took me like a half hour to just get off, something about the water (and lack of porn) that just makes it an incredibly annoying task.

    No idea how you can get over it other than maybe get in a position where you can't lock your knees. If it's just a habit of yours to lock your knees, all you should really need to do is change the habit to something else and hope the new habit isn't as annoying as the old one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Souj View Post
    why the hell do you masturbate standing up?
    Because in every porn movie the guy always pops standing up onto a kneeling girls face and thats how sex really works!!! DUH!

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    It's the habit, try to mix it up a bit. Ideally you should be able to masturbate and achieve maximum climax during, say a boot camp drill.

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    have a girl tie you up in a way that makes it impossible for you to lock your knees. then have her jerk you off/suck you many, many times so that you are out of this habit. downside is you'll probably only be able to come while being dominated in the future. but who'd complain about that

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    i'm gay...

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    curveball

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    awkwaaaaard.

    as far as an answer to the problem.. I guess I'd agree with those who say mix it up. Try just doing it sitting down, or in an uh.. position for you and your partner that doesn't involve you straightening your legs.

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    hahah I waited to say it, so funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ponyo View Post
    i'm gay...
    have a boy tie you up in a way that makes it impossible for you to lock your knees. then have him jerk you off/suck you many, many times so that you are out of this habit. downside is you'll probably only be able to come while being dominated in the future. but who'd complain about that

    better? your sexual preference isn't really relevant since boy/girl are interchangeable in my previous solution to your issue. I'm certain a guy can still tie you up and suck you off.

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    I KNEW IT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ponyo View Post
    i'm gay...
    top or bottom? just replace setsuko's sultry advice with a "guy" and a "he" "him" kinda deal if the latter.

    if you're a top, then just be all aggressive with the guy, like, HOLD MY KNEES APART FAGGOT,

    do you call each other "faggot" as kinda like a dirty talking thing during? idk maybe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atreides View Post
    I KNEW IT
    I haven't posted in months creeper

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    yeah I knew it months ago when you were semi denying it

    anyway try getting yourself 99.99% of the way there the normal way, then release your knees and finish yourself off. Or do it sitting at a desk chair and tuck your legs behind the chair legs so you can't extend them

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    well months ago I wasn't gay, I was bi

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