my dating advice

[Meat]

doubtful anymore

if u could land Schwartzy you can bag another bitch, doesnt have to be of equal or greater value. that's what fat bitches are for, practice

[Demosthenes]

Loldating.

[Demosthenes]

You are either in a relationship or not. Dating itself. Fucking lol. Waste of time. "I want to pretend to be interested so you'll let be put it in your ass."

[Demosthenes]

If you are dating someone to get to know them. I pity you.

[Mertron]

my advice is if you dont get anything after the first date, abandon ship

[Demosthenes]

See that is the problem right there. Going on a date.

[Mertron]

there is a first time for everything, and the first time you offically spend time with anyone in an I AM INTERESTED manner is a date, regardless of the activity. (date can be used loosely here)

you dont just go from not dating to relationship, there is some kind of declarative action that makes it so, this is a date regardless of the action involved

[Mertron]

FOR EXAMPLE

lets say you meet someone at a party and end up fucking them, and this turns into what you call a relationship. the party is now a date, and the tickets are now diamonds

[Mertron]

THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF CONNECTION BETWEEN A AND C, B MUST BE PRESENT IN SOME FORM

[Mertron]

regardless of what the B is

[Mertron]

also thursday is my preferred first time date day

assuming i ever date

which i dont

ever

so ronery

[Lucienne]

I think I'm with Demo on this one.
The whole concept of dating seems completely dumb.

[Mertron]

dating is dumb but 90 percent of the time it is a needlessly necessary step

[Mertron]

which is why if nothing happens after first date, toodles

[Mertron]

i would love to expand on this but i must go break wood with my hands and bricks with my feet for a few hours

[Conrad]

if u could land Schwartzy you can bag another bitch, doesnt have to be of equal or greater value.

she set the bar. limboing underneath would be easier, but jumping over would be the impressive feat, and she set it p. high

[Lucienne]

Well, most women in Europe are more likely to fuck a guy first then go on what you'd call a date if the sex didn't suck too bad. If it did we might just pay him the cab home.

[Conrad]

I'm so down on myself right now that I doubt anyone would find me interesting anyway

[Lucienne]

You won't get over her with that attitude though.

[Demosthenes]

I would not know. I tend to pick from my herd of female friends, when I really want a relationship.