my dating advice

[Demosthenes]

Dating=getting to know you alone or with another couple bullshit. I don't have time for that.

[Demosthenes]

I have friends. They put out or they don't. We get into relationships or we don't.

[Demosthenes]

I'm gonna take you out to dinner and a movie or something equally as dumb. Why bother.

[Demosthenes]

Good thing about getting into relationships with friends, you skip that whole getting to know you bullshit. You already know what you are getting.

[Demosthenes]

If you are dating for pussy you are even worse than people that date for relationships. That much effort for a lay. That is just weak, not to mention once again, a waste of time.

[Charismatic]

Well, most women in Europe are more likely to fuck a guy first then go on what you'd call a date if the sex didn't suck too bad. If it did we might just pay him the cab home.

Wait, you pay for bad sex over in Europe (even if it's just cab fare)? I need a passport.

[Charismatic]

I'm so used to being the one shelling out.

[Demosthenes]

Come over, diddle me, here is the bus fare.

[Lucienne]

Wait, you pay for bad sex over in Europe (even if it's just cab fare)? I need a passport.

Nah it's the best way to get rid of them. Could jsut throw them out on the street half naked I guess, but that would be mean and their cries might wake up neighbours.

[Demosthenes]

I'm so used to being the one shelling out.

You're kidding right?

[Charismatic]

Nah it's the best way to get rid of them. Could jsut throw them out on the street half naked I guess, but that would be mean and their cries might wake up neighbours.

No, I understood that. I'm not sure how my response gave you the impression that I didn't... but w/e.
The point is, I'm going to be getting so many fucking free cab rides and enjoying every second of it.

[Charismatic]

You're kidding right?

Look, just shut the fuck up. You're going to go on about some shit no one cares about for the 1000x time. No one else cares about making the bitch cum, I don't need her to get hers to bust mine. I don't wear fedoras, I am not you and I don't need you looking down your nose at me. Until you hop off the high horse, don't even come at me with the relationship talk.

[Lucienne]

No, I understood that. I'm not sure how my response gave you the impression that I didn't... but w/e.
The point is, I'm going to be getting so many fucking free cab rides and enjoying every second of it.

You plan to have bad sex? Isn't that a waste of a good European woman in the first place?

[Charismatic]

You plan to have bad sex? Isn't that a waste of a good European woman in the first place?

Well, they might think it is but as long as I get mine... and a free cab ride, I'm feelin good.
Seriously, as far as I am concerned that sounds like the better deal. One night stand and a free cab.

[Charismatic]

Maybe I'm just too frugal?

[Demosthenes]

Look, just shut the fuck up. You're going to go on about some shit no one cares about for the 1000x time. No one else cares about making the bitch cum, I don't need her to get hers to bust mine. I don't wear fedoras, I am not you and I don't need you looking down your nose at me. Until you hop off the high horse, don't even come at me with the relationship talk.

Sounds like a touchy subject. Talk about paying money for dumb shit, nigga brings up the act of sex. I'm pretty certain I was not looking down on your ass, but whatever. You are entitled to feel however the fuck you feel.

[Demosthenes]

By the way, I forgot how you are totally the master of relationships, because I have anything to go by. At all.

[Charismatic]

Not a touchy subject at all, I just don't like your bullshit. And it's pretty damn obvious that you come off with that 'better than ya'll' vibe any time relationships come up. I mean, shit. Reread your own posts in this thread and if you can't see it then you might as well come down from the clouds since you obviously don't have sharp eyes like the birds up there.

[Lucienne]

Maybe I'm just too frugal?

We could call it that I guess.
I would probably say your approach is pragmatic, but lacks ambition.

[Meat]

If you are dating for pussy you are even worse than people that date for relationships. That much effort for a lay. That is just weak, not to mention once again, a waste of time.

the only pussy that matters is strange, and you're not going to get that from your heard of heifers