my dating advice

[AoE]

Skirk I always enjoy and appreciate your presence.

[Blarg]

The first tip to dating is to have other people be aware of your existence

[tyven]

HITCHVEN HOW I GET GIRLS?

with your cutting wit sir.

[Qalbert]

I'M FUCKED

[Charismatic]

You will be.

[Shiroikage]

lol

[tyven]

DEMO I HAVE A QUESTIONS. I have had relationships with many girls I was friends with first. Its always a fucking disaster because of mutual friends. How have you never run into that problem? assuming not all of your relationships have ended on perfectly friendly joy to the world terms (and from what i can tell of you, i wouldnt be surprised if that is the case) havent you ever had issues where you cant escape a god damn ex cuz they were in your group of friends first? like you show up with your new bitch and she goes all crazy or vice versa. ijdgi

or when you say you only relation with friends do you mean its a random friends and you are the only person in your social circle that is friends with that person?

have you never been friend zoned? everyone has been friend zoned at least once.

dating fucking pwns. dating is my favorite part of a relationship. except for the part where you continue to find a girl sexy and they dont mind always being naked deep into the relationship. i often grow bored though.

[Demosthenes]

DEMO I HAVE A QUESTIONS. I have had relationships with many girls I was friends with first. Its always a fucking disaster because of mutual friends. How have you never run into that problem? assuming not all of your relationships have ended on perfectly friendly joy to the world terms (and from what i can tell of you, i wouldnt be surprised if that is the case) havent you ever had issues where you cant escape a god damn ex cuz they were in your group of friends first? like you show up with your new bitch and she goes all crazy or vice versa. ijdgi

or when you say you only relation with friends do you mean its a random friends and you are the only person in your social circle that is friends with that person?

have you never been friend zoned? everyone has been friend zoned at least once.

dating fucking pwns. dating is my favorite part of a relationship. except for the part where you continue to find a girl sexy and they dont mind always being naked deep into the relationship. i often grow bored though.

With the exception of one, all of my breakups have been pretty mutual. Not being in a relationship is not an excuse to throw a friendship away. The one that was not mutual was a girl I was not really friends with to begin with. Being the whore that she was, it was not long before all of my circles ostracized her. I've had women get upset when I start dating other people. I've had some confess to wanting to continue a failed relationship when I start dating another person. I've also had some try to jump back in the saddle and claim throne, right after a relationship fails.
The getting upset part is the most rare since my breakups have been pretty mutual. Generally I squash it with confrontation and one on one conversations.
When it comes to social circles, I have yanked girls out of one circle into another, but bringing fresh meat into the circle as someone I'm in a relationship with, is a rarity. I generally bring people in and just become friends.

I generally pick relationships well, whenever I decide to get into one. It's also nice that everyone knows exactly what they are getting from the get go.

I do not believe the friendzone exists. We are either compatible or not. I'm not going to jump through hoops to prove I'm the right one for you. On that note, siblinglike zone exists. I have put friends there and I have been put there. It is important to know you're there and not bother making a fool of yourself when there.

You must get a rush from the uncertainty and freshness of dating is the only thing I can ponder. I generally feel bad for anyone that has to deal with all that dating bullshit. I perceive the undue stress they are causing themselves.

[Demosthenes]

I've also had people I have never dated get petty when I start dating someone... protip, I saw those characteristics before hand that's why that shit didn't happen. They generally force themselves out of the circles.

[Demosthenes]

Being a decent guy has a lot of perks, as long as you are not confusing decent with footstool.

[tyven]

i find all of your answers to be acceptable

[Ivve]

Being a decent guy has a lot of perks, as long as you are not confusing decent with footstool.

stop being a grown man. take that shit out of spam. this space is for tantrums and tirades about the inferiority of the opposite sex, and how they only exist for entertainment value. how dare you roll in here insisting that there's a segment of people in the world that are content with actually knowing who they are putting their dick into. NIGGA BEGONE

[Demosthenes]

I'd like to be friends with you.

[Ivve]

i'm friends with anyone who stocks booze in their home. nothing worse than being the only one who can make a mixed drink with what's in the house. then all the punks you know come wheeze your juice. btw, sorry sera

[Demosthenes]

LOL. That's ok. I know how to make my own gin and tonics.

[Conrad]

stop being a grown man. take that shit out of spam. this space is for tantrums and tirades about the inferiority of the opposite sex, and how they only exist for entertainment value. how dare you roll in here insisting that there's a segment of people in the world that are content with actually knowing who they are putting their dick into. NIGGA BEGONE

why don't you go stalk more teenagers on the internet

[tyven]

stop being a grown man. take that shit out of spam. this space is for tantrums and tirades about the inferiority of the opposite sex, and how they only exist for entertainment value. how dare you roll in here insisting that there's a segment of people in the world that are content with actually knowing who they are putting their dick into. NIGGA BEGONE

haha the first thing i wanted to do was call him an adult. WHAT A FAG

[Ohaigaiz]

i really wish i could be content with who i'm sticking my dick into. i think the reason i'm not is because of my small penis and being 5'3.

[Shiroikage]

haha the first thing i wanted to do was call him an adult. WHAT A FAG

hah adults

[Ivve]

why don't you go stalk more teenagers on the internet

because only one has made the cut