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    Terrible threads are necessary

    There are some posters who lack, compared to others, ability to debate anyone outside their social groups. They tend to believe might makes right and follow authoritarian mods. With these sorts of people, kindness and reason are less effective. And for their love of authoritarianism, they are rarely capable of developing an individualistic moral posts based on rationality and empathy for the situation of others. These sorts of people more properly respond to sycophantic behavior. They, being people who understand that might makes right, will have a tendency to avoid direct confrontation and constructive debates when they believe they will be punished for it, in fact, they may even come to love the idea that some mods or spam forum has such authority over them, and they may worship it.

    However, the system of spam is not always able to cater to these sorts of people, therefore an ambigous, ephemereal strategy is required to keep them in line. If spam cannot always observe them to punish even their minor trangressions (and they know this) it is necessary to make them believe that they are constantly being judged and if they fail, they will be post here instead of GD. Hence, the idea of an effeminate knitting forum that observes their every move for terrible posts will replace GD when they cannot convince people of their bs. In this way, their selfish and violent nature is kept in check by an troll. An idea they may come to praise given that it represents the very same authority they idolize. A cruel and violent Justin Beiber.

    Therefore, There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
    So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
    "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
    "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
    "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
    The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
    And then John was a zombie.

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    THAT MACHINE IS NOT A SIR, YOU HAVE TO CALL IT "MR. MACHINE"
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    Thanks bro but you should get here earlier next time!!

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    I try to do my part, finesse.

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