Do guys with small penises get more head

[Lucienne]

Get some bananas and pretend they are penis' and see which ones are too thin and then measure their circumference.

If someone sees you and asks what you are doing just tell them you are pretending the bananas are penises and are measuring their girth for people on the internet.

You see, I am fully capable of doing this in rl with a straight face.
However I do happen to have a banana at home. So I'm going to measure it.

why are men retarded?

I'm nost sure what you expected.

[Blarg]

how else will men know what size of car to get without proper knowledge on their penis size

[Ivve]

i expected them to estimate diameter, as is the practice with all sex toys. that's how i can grasp that kind of measurement spacially. aside from that though, i don't get this fascination/anxiety over their dick size. if someone thought my vagina wasn't awesome, i would just find someone who did or who liked me enough to lie about it. simple, really.

[Ohaigaiz]

i think my dick is too small

[Ivve]

then you know what you must do

[Lucienne]

It's easier to measure something around than to get a diameter, when that something is a penis I'd imagine.
I don't get it either honestly, but I'm easily moved into irrational actions.

I have now measured this banana. Unpeeled its circumference is 12,5 cm, which to me is fairly normal. Peeled it has 10cm, which while somewhat smaller still wasn't alarmingly thin. I'm gonna say bellow 9 it gets bad. I am also going to eat this peeled banana now.

[Lucienne]

Also, according to wiki:

While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with 95% of adult males falling within the interval (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) or (4.23 in, 7.53 in).[27][28][29] The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.84 in) when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (i.e., most penises are below average in size).

I guess this was an average banana.

[Ohaigaiz]

then you know what you must do

find someone who likes me enough to lie about it and then cheat on me because my cock isn't satisfying?

[Kuya]

i expected them to estimate diameter, as is the practice with all sex toys. that's how i can grasp that kind of measurement spacially. aside from that though, i don't get this fascination/anxiety over their dick size. if someone thought my vagina wasn't awesome, i would just find someone who did or who liked me enough to lie about it. simple, really.

It's not just about whether women like their penises or not (because we all know women are fickle about this shit anyway). The penis is also supposed to represent their manhood. So if small penis = small manhood, they get depressed and anxious about it.

[Ohaigaiz]

4.84 inches circumference is fucking terrible lol

[Lucienne]

Also this.
lol

The longest officially documented human penis was found by Doctor Robert Latou Dickinson. It was 34.3 cm (13.5 in) long and 15.9 cm (6.26 in) around.[

[Kuya]

if you think your dick is too small, it probably is

Also, untrue. Penises in porn are generally far larger than the average, and for generations raised on internet porn, perceptions get skewed.

[Kuya]

So you get guys with 6 inch dicks thinking they have micro penises and guys trying out some crazy ass kama sutra shit, or guys thinking that all bitches love cum on their hair.

[Ohaigaiz]

i wish instead of my small infantile penis i had a huge throbbing fat cock

[Kuya]

I blame a lack of genuine and thourough sex education.

[Ohaigaiz]

o god yes

[Conrad]

So you get guys with 6 inch dicks thinking they have micro penises and guys trying out some crazy ass kama sutra shit, or guys thinking that all bitches love cum on their hair.

I constantly have to convince myself that I am around average-sized because of porn misconceptions.

[Kuya]

It is amazing that i see more averaged sized dicks in gay porn.

[Lucienne]

It is amazing that i see more averaged sized dicks in gay porn.

Not really when you think about it. A straight guy has nothing to compare it to besides his own in general. A gay guy would just go "yeah right, like that's realistic".

[Ivve]

Also, untrue. Penises in porn are generally far larger than the average, and for generations raised on internet porn, perceptions get skewed.

oh kuya baby, i wasn't cereal